• solluxsmatesprit:
¡ hate when you have to order at a
restaurant, but all the menu items
have really goofy or long names.
like wtf its so embarrassing to look
your waiter in the eyes and be like
"yes i'll have Uncle Jimmy's Finger
Lickin' Rib Ticklin Hootin-n-Hollerin'
Cajun Heat Super Stack Supreme
Cheese Burger."
THIS IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE
POST I GO LOOKING FOR IT FROM
TIME TO TIME BC ITS THAT FUCKING
GREAT
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    • Ill take a cheeseburger. A what? A cheese burger. I’m sorry we don’t have those.... *sigh* a super duper cheesy goodness extra flavor supreme beef patty extravaganza. Ohhhh why didn’t you just say so
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    • OH MY FUCKING GOD GUYS THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST OF ALL TIME AND EVERYDAY I COME BACK TO LOOK FOR IT AND I LAUGH SO HARD THAT I SHIT AND CUM MY FRUIT OF THE LOOM BOXERS
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    • WHY ARE WE SCREAMING OVER A CHEESBURGER
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    • Yeah, when the local restaurant when you were younger named their food SPONGE BOB, MICKEY MOUSE, DONALD DUCK, SPIDER-MAN, AND SHREK DESPITE THEM having nothing to with the actual characters and you had to say “yes give me spongebob”
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    • Original post: mildly humorous Replies. OH MY GOD I FELL INTO LAVA THAT IS SO FUNNY I PUT A TOOTHPICK IN MY BIG TOE AND KICKED A WALL HAHAHA IM DRINKING BOILING WATER LOL OMG
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    • I'll have an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot panini please thank you
      Jheok 22 jun
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    • semeMdaeD 22 jun
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    • Little Caesar’s has an “extra most bestest” pizza option that’s really good (for the price) but I refuse to say that.
      matman34 22 jun
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    • fixed it
      MuchDogey 23 jun
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    • For gods sake crop this shit
      Scruzzy 22 jun
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    • GOAT_MAN 22 jun
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    • Can I get a mouthful of dicks please
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    • WHY ARE YOU YELLING
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    • Me at Cold Stone: can I get a mediu-- Cashier: you mean Love It? We also have sizes such as Like It and Gotta Have It. Me: bruh
      BrookIyn 22 jun
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    • I'll have the drummies
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    • This local restaurant’s menu items near me are all named after people, so ordering goes like “yeah I’ll have the Judy with a side of Mary-Beth?” “And I’ll take the Josh”
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    • I hate ordering at Bad Daddy’s. Like “yeah, I’ll start with Daddy’s Sliders” with a straight face 🙄
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    • FnrEnder 22 jun
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    • WHY ARE WE YELLING?
      fuma 22 jun
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    • Just say “that one” and point
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    • Ok tumblrtard
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    • IHOP has the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity and my dad always orders it every time and just calls it the Rooty Tooty
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    • Or when you go to a German restaurant or something and none of the menu is in English
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    • I used to have uncle jimmy’s finger all the time growing up 😍😍
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    • A local ice cream shop here has a flavor called “Scott’s smooth and dreamy chocolate.” It’s my bf’s favorite but sometimes if the place is crowded he gets to embarrassed to order it lmfao I love him
      Empress 22 jun
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    • I ain't playing those games, "I'll get the ribs." Waiter, "oh sorry sir, you have to say the full name. We dont have "ribs.""
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    • All caps > excessive emojis
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    • Jewel 22 jun
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    • That was so funny imma beat my dick as im laughing
      Ysinseno 22 jun
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    • WHO HAS SUMMONED ME??
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    • Scubagirl11 Santo_NotASaint but those are the best places to eat
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    • Fr fuck those goofy ass names
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    • Even worse are people who go out of their way to overuse brand names when ordering. The “Reese’s blizzard” and “Reese’s peanut butter cup blizzard” are the same thing. Keep it simple.
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    • Stop screaming you cuntosaurus rex
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    • People who feel the need to type in all caps like that need to be beaten.
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    • Tf just happened there?
      kamsayn 22 jun
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    • We had a thing called a big daddy qusa
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    • At that point u just have to point to it on the menu for em
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    • goddamn i swear the people who post these tumbr overreactions have never been on ifunny before. if you haven’t realized that people don’t think it’s funny then it’s your fault if everybody points out how unfunny it is. Cropping isn’t very hard and it would have made this post a lot funnier
      PRNDLMan 22 jun
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    • They also have numbers next to the names in case it too much of a mouthful
      michhodg 22 jun
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    • WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING!!!!!!!
      dude101 22 jun
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    • Ok boban
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    • Either a) point to the menu and say “I’ll have this one” or b) say “I’ll have a number (insert number)” if they have one
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    • If you wouldn't go to shit restaurants, you wouldn't have that problem.
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    • The fuckin banana milkshake at Red Robin
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    • I love when they have very long ridiculous names. I will memorize the name then stare at the waiter, and say it without breaking eye contact or blinking
      Arzial 22 jun
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    • "tHiS iS mY aLL tIme FaVoUrItE pOsT" just shut up why did you have to put it in all caps, retard
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    • Yeah man it do be like that sometimes
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    • At this point, it just disappoints me whenever I realize redit-tards like this exist
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    • Stop screaming I’m tryna read huckleberry Finn
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    • NDIFDNUSBSICNSISFBWISBXN😂😭👌😭😭👌🤣😂👌😭🤣👌👌😂
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      GuitarBending 22 jun
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    • OmG! Sooooo GreAT of A POST! 🔥🔥😍🤩🥰😛😝🤪😜😝😜😛😍😛🤩🥰🤪 LOOKking forEVER 4 it😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😛😜😛😍😝😍🔥😛🔥😛😝😍😝😍🔥🤩😛😝😍🔥😍🔥ThnKKK u!
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      cringey34 22 jun
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    • Listen we hate it as servers just say i want the ribs !
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    • I really wanna kick the second person into space
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    • Ya that shit bugs but if im with a friend ill try to find the most ridiculous thing just to bug them
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    • I just point at the menu and say "that one" lol
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    • This was just fucking featured without the dumbass tumblr response below it
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    • Ladies and gentlemen, Tumblr.
      Cephelo 25 jun
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    • Taco Bell.
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    • Literally liked it, then unliked it because I saw the reply
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    • OMG SHUT UP
      NurSchrei 25 jun
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    • OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY THAT IM LITERALLY SHITTING PISSING VOMITING BLEEDING CRYING SCREAMING AND CONVULSING RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD
      Ethica 25 jun
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    • bottom comment takes away from the funny
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    • That’s why we order the one boring POS food with the easy name.
      Julmust 25 jun
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    • I got the cropped version if this literally right before it fuck this app sometimes
      Gimpy 25 jun
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    • This got featured twice In a row
      ya00046 25 jun
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    • i went to a restaurant while on a trip, and the waiter looked and sounded a lot like my crush at the time and the dish i ordered was called “Love Me Tender.” very difficult to spit that one out lol
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    • Rizen48 25 jun
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    • The waiter replies "super stack supreme, got it"
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    • Bitches on tumblr extra as fuck
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    • Me as a grown ass man with a beard and tattoos at IHOP: "um yes, I'll have the Rooty Tooty Fresh-n-Fruity please"
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    • You could literally just be like “I’ll have the Cajun rib burger” and they’ll be like “one uncle jimmy?” And you’ll be like “yes please” and that’s it
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    • "Yes I'll take the pepper Jack cheeseburger" "sir we don't serve a pepper Jack cheeseburger" "oh for fuck sake, I would like the BIG JACK DADDY burger please"
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    • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAJAJHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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    • YES I ALSO LOVE TO SCREAM AT ANYTHING I SEE THATS A SMIDGE OF FUNNY AND SOMETIMES WHEN I FEEL QUIRKY ENOUGH I SCREAM WHEN IT ISNT FUNNY
      ICEDCTC 25 jun
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    • If you been to uncle frog in bahamas, you'll know how crazy those names are, btw the red headed slut was pretty good
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    • There's a pizza place where everything is numbered, so you can literally get "two number 9s..."
      Tony_TNT 24 jun
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    • Uhhh
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    • Here it comes! T H E W H E E L!
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    • Super sonic double bacon cheeseburger with no olives
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    • You’re an ooey gooey yummy yummy tasty little snack, ima hit it from the back, hit it from the back babe. You’re a chewy chunky gummy wummy tasty little treat, put this record on repeat, listen while you sleep baby
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    • Just point
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    • Shut the fuck up
      OwOGoblin 24 jun
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    • Mother: "tell him what you want" 7year old me: "I don't want to say it" Mother: "if you want to eat, you have to order your own food" 7 year old me: *quietly, looking everywhere but the waiter's eyes* "may I please have a rooty tooty fresh and fruity 😓"
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    • It do be true tho.
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