The gun store fudd:
Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket
Me just trying to get her a gun:
Galactic_Obama Galactic_Obama
3 jan 2021
The gun store fudd: Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket Me just trying to get her a gun:
Me working up the energy to put my mask on so I can go in to
Whole Foods to buy an $11 wedge of brie
samanthaholic samanthaholic
1 oct 2020
Me working up the energy to put my mask on so I can go in to Whole Foods to buy an $11 wedge of brie
I just knew I was being watched during my morning walk...
hive_of_many hive_of_many
24 sep 2020
I just knew I was being watched during my morning walk...
Xinity Xinity
22 sep 2020
© Based on: thedreampup
It doesn't matter if you come first or last, the most impawtent thing is trying your best and finishing the race
Matryoshkat
How many cats do you
have?
be
Himiko Himiko
28 sep 2020
Matryoshkat How many cats do you have? be
Just gonna cover that back up... - Just gonna cover that back up...
StephZoo StephZoo
23 sep 2020
Just gonna cover that back up... - Just gonna cover that back up...
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: I'm a Calot person.
Friend: A what?
Me:
Warlord_Of_Mars Warlord_Of_Mars
23 sep 2020
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: I'm a Calot person. Friend: A what? Me:
Drive thru: Will that be all?
Me:
The First Order was only the beginning!
Neo_aTK Neo_aTK
25 oct 2020
Drive thru: Will that be all? Me: The First Order was only the beginning!
British father bitten by deadly snake while battling coronavirus in India...after contracting malaria and dengue fever
Michael Howie I Friday 20 November 2020 I 33
ape
at the same time
SkulKnight SkulKnight
21 nov 2020
British father bitten by deadly snake while battling coronavirus in India...after contracting malaria and dengue fever Michael Howie I Friday 20 November 2020 I 33 ape at the same time
Damn.... I'm kinda
tired of living through these
Major historical events
RedrumDude RedrumDude
5 nov 2020
Damn.... I'm kinda tired of living through these Major historical events
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine.
You may be a victim of software
counterfeiting.
Me:
am not in danger, Microsoft,
I am the danger.
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine. You may be a victim of software counterfeiting. Me: am not in danger, Microsoft, I am the danger.
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs.
@comfysweaters
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs. @comfysweaters
Welcome to the danger zone
Se
Wlnataco Wlnataco
24 nov 2020
Welcome to the danger zone Se
How Tough are Scotsmen?
Laddie, you're speaking to the only guy in a red shirt who isn't dead.
How Tough are Scotsmen? Laddie, you're speaking to the only guy in a red shirt who isn't dead.
"You're an American Harry!"
sooner84 sooner84
15 apr
"You're an American Harry!"
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL?
STOLE A TON OF MONEY.
THAT WAS STEP ONE.
poorlydrawnlines
MPBaby MPBaby
24 sep 2020
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL? STOLE A TON OF MONEY. THAT WAS STEP ONE. poorlydrawnlines
John Wick after killing an entire mafia gang:
Almost lost my cool there.
John Wick after killing an entire mafia gang: Almost lost my cool there.
YodaButtPlug YodaButtPlug
27 sep 2020
© Based on: thegonkdroid
Indiana Jones not knowing why he's in the Mos Eisley Cantina in
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
awfulPage awfulPage
17 jun
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?