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    • You fool, you fail to realize that Paul Blart:Mall Cop was already a DND one shot variation on Die Hard!
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    • Paul Blart is my patron diety
      Deut 8 aug
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    • Gary Gygax was a Christian man so how exactly did he make a demonic game
      Rilbet 9 aug
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    • Ive never played D&D. Ive always wanted to though
      NGAudio 9 aug
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    • Paulius of House Blart: Defender of M’all
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    • I'm doing a whole D&D campaign based off of Jojo part 5 , some of the people in the campaign have come up with some pretty cool stands
      Silk_ 9 aug
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    • You are a mercenary guard on the merchant king's massive trading fuchuan. (Asian style ship). All the goods were unloaded and transported but the ship still has valuables. Bandits infiltrate and trick the skeleton crew of guards to leave, leaving you; alone, to face a small army of bandits at night.
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    • Those are the same idiots who claimed Harry Potter is a devil worshipping warlock and Pokémon are demons. They just love attention.
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    • "Boulders block your path." I chose to seduce the boulders.
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    • I’m guessing stranger things is the cause of the sudden influx in D&D interest? It’s cool to see considering when I was growing up you didn’t really speak of D&D lol wasn’t the most “cool” topic....
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    • A barbarian, with overall low stats, but his rage is sugar high, and he can keep it going as long as he continuously eats sure, however the most sugary eats the longer rest needed after,
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    • Worst part is, my dad still unironically believes this. He's not even dumb, he just firmly believes it for some strange reason
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    • I remember dungeons and humans best game in all of TALON classes. Those human things gave me nightmares though.
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    • I hate retards that think anything they don't like must be devil worship when it's not linked at all
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    • Christians will point the finger at anything and yell that its satanic, trust me... I live with I group of extremists
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    • 2019 D&D: Fuck the dragon
      eggo 8 aug
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    • My dumbass step mom destroyed two of my massive pokemon card collections because she was told at church that they were demonic. I had every card in existence in 05. Rare ones, Promos, etc. Their worth so much now, I could be in college or something if I had sold them today. 🤬
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    • Paul: Variant Human, Fighter, Soldier, Gunslinger, Lucky Feat. Strength 12, Dexterity 18, Constitution 10, Intelligence 13, Wisdom 9, Charisma 12.
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    • Watch Drawga on youtube. It's a dungeons and dragons series by the artists on Drawfee. They draw out each of the scenes their characters are in, and there's a lot of Paul Blart
      Polecat 9 aug
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    • HybridD 9 aug
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    • I made Snoop Drow, a dark elf that spent the entire time being high and wandering around the dungeon while my party fought for their lives against goblins.
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    • My mom believes DnD is satanic, meanwhile my party has found a baby deer and nursed it to health and is looking for its mother.
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    • My guardians still think this about d&d and won’t let me play it with my friends
      gjones52 9 aug
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    • My pastor runs a dnd group for our church and it is really fun! At the end, he ties it in to slaying inner demons and how you can choose your path in real life
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    • My friend got me into a Star Wars style dnd and I’d actually never really liked Star Wars or played dnd but this managed to get me into both and it’s been an amazing experience since
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    • Have someone put your party in charge of a garrison and an Npc who's supposed to he helping you. Afterwards that the npc betrays you and take over the garrison and it's up to the player(s) to take it back.
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    • Would he be a palladin or cavalier cause the segway
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    • Paul blart is the true Son of God
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      Juri 8 aug
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    • OK BUT FR THO I legit made a mooshroom for my campaign because I thought it would be ingenious af for my dead farmland stoey
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    • Satanism isn’t even real. All the “satanic” symbols, signs and shit were taken and turned to represent evil by the Catholics from the pagans in the attempt of wiping out the old religions and old gods. Satanism & Wicca are both unoriginal BS taken from the Greco-Roman, Egyptian and Gaelic paganism.
      Gwyddion 12 aug
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    • Paladin
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    • I actually read this post. The player named his character Baul Plart and was a cleric of Semajnivek (read backwards)
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    • Barbarian/cleric multiclass with a mount should start you well
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    • So basically DND in the 80’s was the video games of today
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    • Recently got into dnd, have done 2 adventures with my bard that I designed after Miguel from The Road to El Dorado lmao
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    • Me and a few friends are in a new D&D session and we decided to use the chowder universe for our world. The person who was playing Mung Dahl had to stall 5 ogres by talking about how he rocks it up in bed for 10 straight minutes.
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    • I've always wanted to play D&D. Thanks to my girlfriend who got me into wanting to play it because she plays D&D avidly.
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    • Ok but in the 80s and 90s there was the satanic panic thanks to goth metal and punk growing into popularity
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    • During the satanic panic people complained about dnd, now people are complaining about video games, but not once did people complain about books, even though there’s sometimes way more violent subject matter in books than in video games
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    • Shaggy is an actual deity in dnd
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    • The Satanic Panic: Episode III is what it's technically classified as
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    • Either way, someone was going to start going after dragon and demon coochie
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    • I’ll write up a Paul Blart module this weekend
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    • You could have him be a guard for a large bazaar
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    • Stranger Things is just an elaborate game of D&D come to life. Change my mind...
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    • You make him a gun slinger and just don’t give him guns
      Payway17 8 aug
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    • Dungeons and Dragons came out in the 70s, idiot. Uncultured piece of shit.
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    • Dude translating movies and shit into dnd is easy. I once ran “Enter the Dragon” as a DND game and only 1 guy figured it out
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    • Pernod salutes the dead orcs who died in DnD from crying to death after getting 20 handjobs by an elf in a wheelchair
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    • Hey guys I've been thinking about joining DND for a long time but I don't know anyone or anywhere that would have players, is there like a website or something?
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    • I’ve never actually played D&D but I’ve always been curious as to what it is like
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    • Did you guys know Shazam didn’t lie about his age, just left out that he was a kid?
      CRS6132 8 aug
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    • I already know theres gonna be a top comment about how to get into dnd
      allybanz 8 aug
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    • Coochie
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    • Only a liberal would hate dungeons and dragons or video games at all
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    • I played chainmail all the way to 3.5. when I hit the '80's, my Christian grandmother did the world's first intervention. I'm surprised the Pope himself didn't do the exorcism.
      buckvette 13 aug
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    • Easy. You do the heist scene at the end. So much shit could go wronf
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    • I love Drawga!
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    • Drawfee!
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    • Fuck satanism
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    • I was playing DND and my dad flipped his shit telling me that it was satanist
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    • Nah it just made y’all nerds
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    • DnD sparked warcraft, elder scrolls, and so many other huge franchises. Oh wait, "ViDeO gAmEs BaD"
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    • Paul Blart 2 was 94 minutes of my life I'll never get back. I'm usually pretty open to movies. Even if they're bad I try to find some good in them. But that movie was an absolute trainwreck.
      WoJiaoYi 10 aug
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    • Roll a nat 20 and you have to summon Paul blart. You don't "get" to, you HAVE to
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    • I decided to stop playing rogue and try paladin recently. Best decision I have ever made. Divine Smite is overpowered.
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    • I'm pretty sure D and D is a slowly dying tradition and I want to be apart of this tradition but i dont care enough
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    • Create an overpowered level 20 character and have 3 dm’s at once preparing monsters/invader characters to get mowed down. Side mission to find/loot candy.
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    • I always wanted my character in DND to be Breadloaf. Just a fully armored loaf of bread that had to be picked up and carried by the party
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    • I actually read that, it was kinda cool
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    • My mom still thinks it's demonic
      UmChill 9 aug
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    • Board games cause satanism and video games cause gun violence
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    • Paul Blart is either a really good Paladin, or a really shitty Blood Hunter
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    • Have a really large castle that needs protection, but no one but the party can defend it for a few days.until reinforcements arrive. Castle under assault by witch or something with minions trying to sneak in and steal a.sacred artifact hidden inside. Party doesn't know where artifact is.
      vdarth87 9 aug
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    • I DON'T NEED SLEEP I NEED ANSWERS
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    • Lawful good paladin, extremely low dexterity and halve his movement speed
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    • Ploob oobl blart blart blart
      Shoobz_ 9 aug
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    • My husband's mom relates d&d to satanism every time we mention it and we have to tell her it's not like that
      ellafell 9 aug
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    • Make a warrior that has low attack, low defense, low agility, high health, moderate carry weight, and high body weight
      Mr_Tims 9 aug
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    • Bible seven head dragon with seven demonic crowns rising from a lake of burning hell fire and acid. D&D one headed dragon that lives in water and eats fish. You tell me which one is more ludacris. Also I actually read most of the bible for those naysayers
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    • If someone ever actually says that dnd is satans game, you can guarantee that your iq is at least 3x theirs.
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    • Lawful good barbarian
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    • Have Blart be the guiding hand for the party while the heroes, new recruits on the security staff, have to stop a sudden break in
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    • Play it from the other point of view, players are robbers, Blart is boss. Of course, in their hearts they’ll know it’s a suicide mission
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    • Pualine blarton rolls for seduction rolls a 20 you have been seduced
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    • Paul Blart is my stand
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    • I don't get what's so evil about d&d, if zombies and eyeball demons were running around in real life then god would probably poke his head in and say it's okay for humans to do magic to even the playing field a bit
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    • The Christians hated it because it taught kids about pagan ideas
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    • Better tell Will
      _Eleven_ 9 aug
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    • Pall of house Blart, Paladin of Ma’All, God of justice and mercantile.
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    • The team has to rob the mall and defeat Paul Blart the Cunning
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    • The Satanic Panic is the exact same thing as the video games violence thing
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    • Watch Drawga on YouTube. They summon Paul Blart and it's golden
      cacktuz 9 aug
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    • How can I make a bard that’ll beat the shit out of monsters and be the main attacker of the party instead support
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