So, you thought it was a good idea to post this.
SaxophoneNerd SaxophoneNerd
22 jan 2021
So, you thought it was a good idea to post this.
"You're hired! All you gotta do is pass this drug test"
"You're hired! All you gotta do is pass this drug test"
When you have to delete a
game to make storage for another
I'm sorry, little one.
okannie okannie
3 jun
When you have to delete a game to make storage for another I'm sorry, little one.
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
New Jersey: Let's Legalize
Recreational Marijuana.
Oregon:
Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
New Jersey: Let's Legalize Recreational Marijuana. Oregon: Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
Types of Cat Loaf
white
cinnamon
marble rye
choco-swirl
cheesy garlic
toasted
pumpernickel
extra fluffy
stale
potato
burnt
moldy
gluten-free
whole grain
Beebles Beebles
25 sep 2020
Types of Cat Loaf white cinnamon marble rye choco-swirl cheesy garlic toasted pumpernickel extra fluffy stale potato burnt moldy gluten-free whole grain
Moms when they say
"gracias" to the japanese waiter
of
ScarabTrooper ScarabTrooper
15 jan 2021
Moms when they say "gracias" to the japanese waiter of
Two Brothers Capture a Glorious
Selfie With a Bald Eagle They
Rescued From a Trap
YulkyTulky YulkyTulky
5 oct 2020
Two Brothers Capture a Glorious Selfie With a Bald Eagle They Rescued From a Trap
Time Traveler: Kicks rock
The timeline:
BREAKING NEWS
LOCAL GORILLA NAMED HARAMBE SAVES CHILD
Time Traveler: Kicks rock The timeline: BREAKING NEWS LOCAL GORILLA NAMED HARAMBE SAVES CHILD
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons
their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
27 sep 2020
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
So January is next year.. Next month..
and next week ?
Chickabo Chickabo
28 dec 2020
So January is next year.. Next month.. and next week ?
Therese Marie
My ride or die
#twinzies
\ I
KingofMayo KingofMayo
26 feb
Therese Marie My ride or die #twinzies \ I
Me: *Goes to a family dinner*
Some woman I've never seen in my life:
"I cleaned your ass when you were little"
Me: *Goes to a family dinner* Some woman I've never seen in my life: "I cleaned your ass when you were little"
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
thatdrifter thatdrifter
25 sep 2020
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a
good backstory for
America's got talent
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a good backstory for America's got talent
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE?
No. What if were to say io you
"Meesa beena bad Girl'?
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
INS THE GARHER, ISN'THE? No. What if were to say io you "Meesa beena bad Girl'?
Installing hidden cameras is my passion
CornTooth CornTooth
10 jun
Installing hidden cameras is my passion
harvard graduate
my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him
her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this
- 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
864 7,190
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
28 sep 2020
harvard graduate my gf: he's so immature think i'm gonna dump him her friend: ya remember when he got excited that he could drink 2 capri suns at once [i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe you're not gonna fuckin believe this - 03 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone 864 7,190
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm.
Here's your bill.
My Card: *Declines*
Doctor:
codar455 codar455
28 sep 2020
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm. Here's your bill. My Card: *Declines* Doctor:
Invincible Creators: Guess what? Season 2 and 3 are confirmed!
Fans: Oh cool, when's it coming out?
Invincible Creators:
Invincible Creators: Guess what? Season 2 and 3 are confirmed! Fans: Oh cool, when's it coming out? Invincible Creators: