so this is what a twat waffle looks like
GS) &
ClitCheese ClitCheese
23 jun
so this is what a twat waffle looks like GS) &
*on FaceTime*
"Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert"
Robert:
imaginary_animals_5 imaginary_animals_5
25 sep 2020
*on FaceTime* "Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert" Robert:
Can't wait to be a father so I can randomly walk into my sons room and look at him like this
PiedPiper815 PiedPiper815
27 may
Can't wait to be a father so I can randomly walk into my sons room and look at him like this
When you remember that your future depends on you
When you remember that your future depends on you
Roses are
red
This doesn't rhyme
MonoSloth MonoSloth
4 jul 2020
Roses are red This doesn't rhyme
All I know is 2020 started turning around when this dude showed up
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
10 nov 2020
All I know is 2020 started turning around when this dude showed up
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
Hates it when he smells fish, but finds none
me showing up to my buddy's
house with 9 busch lights in a walmart sack
Hey quys. you ready to let the dogs out?
sugondeeze sugondeeze
23 sep 2020
me showing up to my buddy's house with 9 busch lights in a walmart sack Hey quys. you ready to let the dogs out?
DAILY STAR 3 MIN READ German shepherd 'cries' as he's forced to eat chilli in
disturbing new trend
Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime.
macdaddysbbq macdaddysbbq
25 sep 2020
DAILY STAR 3 MIN READ German shepherd 'cries' as he's forced to eat chilli in disturbing new trend Ernie prepares to commit a hate crime.
I UNBORN we ELEPHANT.
UNBORN DOG.
UNBORN DOLPHIN.
CLUMP OF CELLS?
conservativewomen conservativewomen
24 sep 2020
I UNBORN we ELEPHANT. UNBORN DOG. UNBORN DOLPHIN. CLUMP OF CELLS?
Same lil homie.. Same.
Not_2day Not_2day
22 feb
Same lil homie.. Same.
lie,
feio
NA
IN
EN
PorkSword PorkSword
29 sep 2020
lie, feio NA IN EN
Nobody:
The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
beastboyXPV beastboyXPV
24 sep 2020
Nobody: The fish in the Tank at Walmart:
The Romans and Ancient Greeks loved their pet dogs so much that they would add tombstones to their burial site. One such tombstone read, "I am in tears, while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home in my own
hands fifteen years ago."
naahaliavahlatacte
AM3RICA AM3RICA
22 sep 2020
The Romans and Ancient Greeks loved their pet dogs so much that they would add tombstones to their burial site. One such tombstone read, "I am in tears, while carrying you to your last resting place as much as I rejoiced when bringing you home in my own hands fifteen years ago." naahaliavahlatacte
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
LankanPork LankanPork
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me:
spongebob intro: are you ready kids.
me: aye aye captain.
spongebob intro: I can't hear you.
me:
BackHurts BackHurts
24 sep 2020
spongebob intro: are you ready kids. me: aye aye captain. spongebob intro: I can't hear you. me:
How in the Goddamn fridge - How in the Goddamn fridge
AidenEdie AidenEdie
22 sep 2020
How in the Goddamn fridge - How in the Goddamn fridge
character in marvel movie: *dies*
marvel:
ail
Spiders Spiders
9 mar
character in marvel movie: *dies* marvel: ail
Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog - Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
24 sep 2020
Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog - Inshallah, when it is my time to walk off into the hills I will become a nomad with no company but a dog