So the local doggy daycare posted pictures of the dogs going down their slide. Most of the dogs had a blast! (Most)
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
22 sep 2020
So the local doggy daycare posted pictures of the dogs going down their slide. Most of the dogs had a blast! (Most)
completeUnexpected completeUnexpected
17 sep 2020
a ada) Yall please watch this i can not make this up
giving your gym fake bad reviews so it's
less crowded
@stoic lifte
Modern problems require modern solutions
giving your gym fake bad reviews so it's less crowded @stoic lifte Modern problems require modern solutions
Ready to play with balls!
cheekygreentext69 cheekygreentext69
25 jun
Ready to play with balls!
My feelings don't even hurt the same anymore. just be like "damn."
CARTOONLOGIC CARTOONLOGIC
21 dec 2020
My feelings don't even hurt the same anymore. just be like "damn."
"How many hoes you got?"
Me:
Intoxicating Intoxicating
26 feb
"How many hoes you got?" Me:
When classes are now online and that one girl's grades drop from A to D
Tabby Tabby
1 nov 2020
When classes are now online and that one girl's grades drop from A to D
aww possums are cute
also possums:
AidanOvercash AidanOvercash
26 sep 2020
aww possums are cute also possums:
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate
their guns too...
ME: Well, ain't this place a
geographical oddity!...
DickHoits DickHoits
18 mar
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate their guns too... ME: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity!...
Who lives in a pineapple, under a titty?
Who lives in a pineapple, under a titty?
This is well worth sharing over and over......
"A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right and evil doesn't become good just because it's accepted by a majority."
BOOKER T. WASHINGTON
BlindJustice BlindJustice
18 feb
This is well worth sharing over and over...... "A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right and evil doesn't become good just because it's accepted by a majority." BOOKER T. WASHINGTON
"How are Harambe memes still popular?"
Me:
"Heroes get remembercd, butlegend fever die"
mediumfunny mediumfunny
22 jun
"How are Harambe memes still popular?" Me: "Heroes get remembercd, butlegend fever die"
When someone says: OMG, girl.
You look just like your dad!
BoyGenius BoyGenius
29 oct 2020
When someone says: OMG, girl. You look just like your dad!
Aunt: "why you got mix match socks"
My sister: "why all yo kids got mix match dads?
Me:
Lollypop_wonder Lollypop_wonder
11 sep 2020
Aunt: "why you got mix match socks" My sister: "why all yo kids got mix match dads? Me:
Do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off.
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
5 nov 2020
Do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off.
DAILY BUGLE
EXCLUSIVE __i\
You're a fucking clown all : aa
JustClowningAround JustClowningAround
15 dec 2020
DAILY BUGLE EXCLUSIVE __i\ You're a fucking clown all : aa
"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you."
Cats Cats
28 sep 2020
"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you."
Me: can you spell orange grader: The fruit or the colour?
Me and the kid:
Me: can you spell orange grader: The fruit or the colour? Me and the kid:
When you're trying to teach your homie to jellyfish, but they aren't quite getting it
FIRMLY GRASP IT
TheSpongyKrab TheSpongyKrab
25 sep 2020
When you're trying to teach your homie to jellyfish, but they aren't quite getting it FIRMLY GRASP IT
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l
'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat
First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and
<isappointment, then when you take another bite your
'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be
'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is
\hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking
'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
BO
288,532 note:
Darkwolf244 Darkwolf244
27 sep 2020
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l 'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and <isappointment, then when you take another bite your 'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be 'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is \hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking 'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich. BO 288,532 note: