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    • Dude was probably reading his step dads tweets the entire time
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      • ok boys, so there’s this girl i really fucking like, and i need some fucking help. so basically, we facetime every night for hours, and she always tells me how much she enjoys talking to me and how i’m a greta person, but ion know if she like me like that, help please
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          • Step dad in his head: it would be a real dick move to ask who's white shoes those are. A real dick move.
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              • That’s a better love story than twilight
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                • Dad silently cheering his son on
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                  • liamts79 24 jan
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                    • I normally don’t read all of that but that was entertaining lol
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                      • Lmao two types of parents
                        julbabyy 24 jan
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                        • Imagine the carnage if it was the daughter with a boy over
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                          • I don’t have a hot girl as my pic so I won’t get tc
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                            • Still a better love story than Twilight
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                              • That was actually really fun to read
                                NoWeebs23 28 jan
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                                • Damn. This man needs to fucking write books for a living
                                  _Zach_ 24 jan
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                                  • Remember Snake, this is a stealth mission
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                                    • Bropez 23 jan
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                                      • Escort mission
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                                        • Not the stepdad we asked for, but the stepdad we all deserve
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                                          • This is the kind of father I want to be.
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                                            • If mama bear was cleaning that hard-core, she already knew. She just wanted to calm down so she didn't end up killing both of them. He'll be getting the talking to when he gets home, guaranteed. And don't come over here telling me "but they're 18." You live with your parents, you live by their rules
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                                              • “Fuck fest” 😂💀
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                                                • best dad ever
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                                                  • Hol up he says “he” left at the end......was his friend a guy.......
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                                                    • Wow. Is this a normal parent? My parents completely crippled my social life out of fear I may have sex or do dangerous things.
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                                                      • 10/10 wife 0/10 mom
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                                                          • Russian is just upside down English
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                                                            • His wife is cleaning the entire house while he tweets about his stepson. And they say chivalry is dead.
                                                              Kylebubby 23 jan
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                                                              • The mom if she found out about the girl.
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                                                                  • I felt like i was there
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                                                                    • Update, wife got Twitter and followed me, he has to move out by the end of the month
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                                                                      • "4 am fuck fest"
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                                                                        • “That fuck fest at 4am”
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                                                                          • I know it's natural and shit but am i the only one that thinks that talking about your kids fucking is kinda weird?
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                                                                            • I would just love to mention that through all of this, his Twitter Handle is "DropsNoPanties"
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                                                                              • Don’t know about you guys, but I’m a bit disappointed he didn’t get caught. That might just be because I wanted see how the stepfather would tweet it.
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                                                                                • Ugh. 18 year olds having sneaky “fuck fests” and I’m still waiting on my first kiss in years as a 40 year old virgin. God damn it. I didn’t need to be reminded of how lonely I am.
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                                                                                  • And the winner of the 2019 stepdad of the year award goes to...
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                                                                                    • So in short—- son brings his closest friend, who is a girl😏, overnight. They do the fuck, and now await a good chance to sneak the girl outta the house next morning without mum noticing. They succeed 😎👌
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                                                                                      • Closest friends? He busted out of the friend zone!
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                                                                                        • So isn’t he snitching by putting this on Twitter where the mom will eventually see it.
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                                                                                          • I want to know the story of how he smashed one of his closest friends. Escaping the friend zone like that is legendary
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                                                                                            • That was beautiful
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                                                                                              • I thought most parents only cared about daughters having sex
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                                                                                                • A true brother in arms
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                                                                                                  • 10/10 good read, would recommend
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                                                                                                    • Jimmy got away with it, until mom found dad's tweets about the whole damn thing
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                                                                                                      • Why would he just lay in bed listening to his son fuck... I'd be like "get the fuck out of here you children!"
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                                                                                                        • That poll had 300k votes wtf
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                                                                                                          • He a grown ass 18 yr old but he ain’t allowed to make his own decisions?
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                                                                                                            • Congrats to the dude who just got a date ⬆️ hope I can work up the courage to ask my crush out too 😂
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                                                                                                              • Since when is an 18 year old a “grown ass man.” If he was a grown ass man he wouldn’t need to hide her in the first place lol
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                                                                                                                • "We live and die by our choices" fucking dead
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                                                                                                                  • Me the whole time
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                                                                                                                    • The best kind of stepdad, minding his own damn business but still enjoying himself
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                                                                                                                      • This will probably be the best thing I read all day 😂 Thank you
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                                                                                                                        • That tread was fuckin epic, I wish more of these kinda threads were posted here, I bet its hella hard to find a Gem like this Amongst all of Awful Virtue Signaling Asshole Lefty SJWs competing for top Victim Status, Since when was being a Victim the cool thing these people aspire to be I dont get it
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                                                                                                                          • That has to be the chillest dad I've ever met. I aspire to be him.
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                                                                                                                            • So his wife was cleaning the house and that dude didn't even help out? Where is Karen at?
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                                                                                                                              • One time when I was 17 I snuck my gf in. My room was in the basement and I had to get her out of the house with both parents upstairs at the time. I somehow someway got her to fit in a big duffle bag💀😂 if she had her knees to her chest. So my dumbass carries this big ass duffle bag out the house.
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                                                                                                                                • I don’t care if it’s real or not because it’s funny as fuck and hits close to home
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                                                                                                                                  • Now that’s a supportive father lol
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                                                                                                                                    • If I ever get married I'm calling my wife "the wife"
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                                                                                                                                      • More suspenseful than birdbox
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                                                                                                                                        • This is the dad who is a good man and follows the bro code
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                                                                                                                                          • 9 months later....
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                                                                                                                                            • Twist ending... she knew the whole time
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                                                                                                                                              • I lost it when he said the fuck fest above us at 4 am
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                                                                                                                                                • $1000 says mom knew and cared exactly as little as dad did, and he spent all that time getting played
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                                                                                                                                                  • Damn, that fucking kid has no fear of death.
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                                                                                                                                                    • I don't know about y'all, but I was fucking invested in this shit.
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                                                                                                                                                        • That wouldn’t work out with me because my mom would bust into my room and force me to help her clean
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                                                                                                                                                          • Looking at your reflection in the black phone screen
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                                                                                                                                                            • Father of the year lmao
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                                                                                                                                                              • My mom monitors me, even if I'm all by myself and nothing is happening
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                                                                                                                                                                • I need to say something via the internet ...it’s something I needed to say for a long time
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                                                                                                                                                                  • I love how he said “the fuck fest above our heads at 4am”
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                                                                                                                                                                    • As an 18 year old, trust me, an 18 year old is NOT a "grown ass man", just an awkward teenage/adult hybrid who isn't really either one.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • If you read the whole thing, I’m proud of you.
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Well wont the mom see this when she goes on Twitter?
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Damn this dad is chill af
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Good for him. Escaped the friend zone, got a knowing wink from dad, AND escaped the lecture by mom. All around success.
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Finally some good fucking post
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                                                                                                                                                                                • I haven't seen a worthy feature in a while
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Best show I've seen
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Infinity war < this thread
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • One time, my parents came home while I had a girl in the basement. I tried to sneak her through the basement’s back door by putting her in a bag but she was too heavy. So I took off my clothes and had her put them on so that she looked like me. I told her to run down the street but my parents follow
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Dad's a fuckin legend , my respect.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Parenting done right
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Great fucking story better than bird box
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • I wish I could do more than a like. This was a roller coaster ride until the end. I’m happy I read the whole thing.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • This is amazing. Stepdad of the year. Young love wins. Also, why this dude talk like a black Man? Haja.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • I'm just gonna say it, this dad is a mad lad, what a badass. Parenting 100.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • #Still a better love story than Twilight
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • What a dad. The definition of “ya’ll hear sumn?” In the best way possible
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • If your momma trips over you having girls over, especially at fucking 18, then she’s a sad parent. My mom didn’t give a fuck when I had girls over even when I was 13
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