• So my new English professor is my uncle only
he has no idea because he hasn't talked to my
mom in about 20 years so do you think is
should tell him
a Kaijuno
You know what nevermind he's a dick I'm going
to talk to my mom to get dirt on him so I can
blackmail him if the need arises
You should write a story about a boy for an
assignment and include loads of life details
about him that your mum tells you so that it's
obviously him but change all the names then
hand it in and be really confused if he questions
you about it
E
Oh my god
Power move
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    • Update please.
      Sagic 7 jul
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    • sent a message to the person we'll see if I get a response. I'll update if I do
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    • I need an update
      XIRPRISE 7 jul
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    • Next level shit
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    • Umm you won’t get an update. Sorry to spoil it guys but this is an old repost. She’s probably graduated college at this point
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    • Anyone got an update or is this just fake tumblr
      miaskia 7 jul
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    • This was going around like a year ago, so if there is an update it should be available somewhere.
      lwpack 7 jul
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    • Update or bust.
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    • Wow, going straight for blackmail. Sounds like he cut someone toxic out of his life and then she created another toxic little shithead.
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    • Asks question only to find out you was originally from Alabama and the memory that you suppressed
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    • “He’s a dick” I’m sure
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    • A movie I'd watch
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    • I get it’s college but I’d have to assume he would check the attendance names at least once
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    • Watch out he might be your father
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    • I want to know what happened
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    • You are blackmailing your uncle because you are bad at the class
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    • Update pls
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    • MatteoD 7 jul
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    • You ever just blackmail your teacher for giving you homework
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    • I need to read this essay
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    • fck tumblr
      EzEH 7 jul
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    • But wouldn't he see the mother at parent teacher conferences?
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    • But why even change the names at all? Just use his and say he’s a character in your story, and then keep writing real things that happened with accurate names for how they happened in real life
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    • It’s a college professor. He’s not gonna read ur story just cause
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    • This really needs a followup
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    • Asserting dominance
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    • And then talk about how much of a dick that boy is
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    • I fucking love beans
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    • It’s a good idea but I’m pretty sure he’d be able to put 2 and 2 together
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    • Beans are so good
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    • I sure do hope Epicfail8686 isnt in my family tree
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    • Call him a noon. Works for me
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    • The mom was probably the bitch, gauging by how manipulative the daughter is.
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    • It's Tumblr, I wonder if she thinks he's a dick because he's not super liberal. Legitimate question
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    • This has been features before
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    • Anyone else interested in updates on this shit? I know I am
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    • You and your mom are probably bitches and he wasnt about that life
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    • Well professor implies college not regular school so you’re probably nearly 20 if not older...second I’m sure he still knows who his nieces and nephews are I have a sister I don’t talk to but I’d still recognize her children’s names
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    • Prob learned the whole going straight to blackmail move from the mom which is why the uncle hasn’t been around in 20 years
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    • Sounds like Morty and Rick
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    • Blackmail is illegal
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    • Suddenly it smells like cigarette smoke in my room, and no one in my house smokes
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    • I hope he did this.
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    • And so op went on to become the best student. No matter what obstacle prof. put in front of them they conquered out of spite. On the day of graduation prof. tells op, “I always knew....that’s why I pushed you to be the best.” packs up his briefcase and walks away without another word.
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    • In college one of my professors knew my grandpa super well and would tell them when I wasn’t doing homework so they would give me shit about it. Everyone failed his final so he graded on a curve and that’s the only reason I passed.
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    • Update. He figured out we were related and nothing happened
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    • Sent them an ask
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    • I want to know what happens
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    • Ah yes blackmail, that’s definitely how you treat your professor.
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    • "Update please" yeah dude no update this meme has been around for like 2 years
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    • I need a follow up story. 😂
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    • It's been years, i need an update on this
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    • *mom
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    • Agreed update please
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    • She found out after sucking his dick for an A+
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    • well!??
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    • BoJack horseman moment
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    • One of my professors in college turned out to be my brothers birth father (both of us are adopted). He failed me and was a total dick. Then a few months ago my brother connected with his birth family and this ass comes over for dinner. Most awkward meal of my life
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    • Thats...thats what Hamlet did...to his uncle. He literally Hamleting his English prof
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    • Children.
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    • This is the plot of Hamlet
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    • His mom might have been the asshole and the reason they don't talk. Just saying there's two sides to every story.
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    • Should just focus on learning English. Bitch couldn’t write a sentence to save her life.
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    • MommaRaisedNoBounceHouse
      My thoughts were “No, you should tell him” then “Well, that creates nepotism” then “Go through the class without referencing the relationship and bring it up after class grades” but no, yeah, I’d rather see that happen.
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    • I wanna know what happened dammit
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    • Theres porn of stuff like this
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    • Wouldn’t he just recognize the last name and be like “oh shit I’m related to this person.”
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    • How to gaslight your English teacher
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    • This sounds like harassment
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    • This was years ago.
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