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    • I’m not shining a light on his chest he just has very think skin and fur
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    • What kind of flashlight is that powerful to: A) penetrate skin and fur and show WHITE light... and B) small enough to be swallowed and kept there harmlessly?
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    • FALSE. If the flashlight was I side the dog, it would A) be in it's stomach, and B) be tinted red, not white
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    • The light, if it showed up at all would be a red tint. Put a flashlight under your hand or behind your ear, pigment of skin makes it glow red.
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    • To bad the light would be red since it reflects off of blood pigment
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    • If it shown through at all it would be red
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    • Yes because a dog would survive that, and of course his stomach is that high up his chest, and why wouldn’t you take a picture of your dog instead of rushing them to the emergency vet, ya know?
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    • “I totally am not shining a flashlight on his chest for the sake of internet fame, cause everything on the internet is TRUE so OBVIOUSLY my dog ate a light ;)”
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    • Fake the light would be more red from going through the dogs flesh... nor would the light be in his chest as he would be choking!
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    • The light would be red
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    • Why isn’t there a red glow then?🤔
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    • There’s actually a 0.01% chance there’s actually a flashlight in that dogs stomach
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    • he's iron man cuz he's gonna die soon haha I get it
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    • If he swallowed it, the hue of light would be more red
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    • It would be red if it was inside him, ever put your finger on your flash?
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    • If you ever shined a led through your hand you would know that it glows red
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    • It'd clearly be glowing red if it was inside him
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    • Oh yea... The lights totally not gonna be blocked by skin... Or fur... Or given a red tint from blood.. Nooo
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    • 1. U have a flashlight on him and 2. If this was real then u would have had him in the hospital already
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    • If the flashlight was ingested the light would be red
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    • If a light was that bright to shine through the muscle, blood, skin, and fur and still be white it would have burnt his throat and the dog would be in a lot of pain and probably die
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    • The flashlight would be red if you could even see it at all
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    • Wouldn't the light be red
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    • No it didn’t
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    • I'll take shit that didn't happen for 200
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    • He’s gonna have something else in common with iron man if you don’t take him to the vet real soon
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    • Wouldn’t it be red if it even shined
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    • That’s not how that works, that’s not even where the stomach is— oh whatever no one’ll listen to me anyways.
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    • This is so fucking fake it hurst. And if it were real, why the fuck are you taking a picture and not helping him
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    • So he consumed a device with a battery in it. Let's take pictures
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    • He would probably die or at least need to be in ER. And his skin, blood and throat aren’t transparent wtf. Y’all retarded if you thought this was real
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    • Why aint the light red? Fucking liars lol
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    • If it was shining through his stomach it would me red
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    • He must have plastic bones and paper skin
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    • I smell horse shit
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    • It should be tinted red/pink because any LIGHT strong enough to go through that much tissue (esophagus to skin) has also passed through blood vessels, which tint the light color.
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    • He will freaking die if this is true. The stomach acid will dissolve the metal or plastic which is toxic to the human body. And my even release the acid in the battery
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    • Shouldn’t it be red
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    • Yeah cause the light wouldn't be red
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    • Thats fake, the light should be red because its shining through blood.
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    • It would be red...
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    • That’s the most unintelligent lie I’ve ever seen
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    • That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.
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    • Man that's more fake than my Last Gf
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    • You’re just shining a light on your dog, if he did, he’s fucking dead, his stomach will start digesting it and since it has batteries in it, and also countless other things, your dog will slowly but sadly fucking die
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    • Why do you have to lie like a little bitch... your dog did not swallow a flashlight. You mightve swallowed after your dad nutted in your mouth, but your dog is more intelligent than you at this point...
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    • I mean, not like the blood in the dogs skin, would in anyway tint the light, right?
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    • Yep, not a red color, but white. Somehow
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    • No way it would be shining that bright if he swallowed it
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    • Or maybe you shined a light on his chest instead
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    • The light would be red
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    • Seriously why do people lie about dumb shit like this? It's not even funny, you could've just stated he looked like iron man and it would've been a lot better than being a complete retard, who the fuck makes these memes we need to know .
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    • I love him 3000
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    • If he actually swallowed it, the glow would be reddish orange through the skin and blood
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    • I love how instead of taking him to the vet he decided to take a picture and post about his dog swallowing a piece of equipment that can tear the gastrointestinal tract...
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    • Press X to doubt
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    • More like you are shining a flashlight on him.
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    • Nah he's a fleshlight now
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    • Yeah that’s pretty stupid. You don’t need to be a veterinarian to understand that dog would be fucking choking to death.
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    • Wouldn't I be glowing red tho?
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    • So either his stomach is in his throat or the “flashlight” he swallowed is stuck in his throat... why do people go through the trouble of making shitty fake memes for a minute of fake internet fame
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    • But wouldnt the light be red, but wouldnt you not be able to see it because the thick fur I've got questions...
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    • He ain’t swallow no damn flashlight it wouldn’t be white like that it would be red 🤦‍♂️fuckin Tim’s
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    • It would glow red. Not blue if it were inside.
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    • I wish it was real, just so your vet can slap your dumb ass with a 5k bill.
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    • I know it’s fake but if he did swallow a flash light THEN TAKE HIM TO THE VET DONT MAKE A FUCKING MEME SAVE HIM
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    • If it was inside the light would be red
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    • My dogs swallowed a fucking flashlight!!! *shines flashlight on dog*
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    • 1 it would be a glowing red
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    • im throughly impressed that some people believe this
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    • The light would be reddish if it was inside him. Cause that's how skin fucking works
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    • Wouldnt the light be red though?
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    • How the fuck are people this stupid
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    • If it were in Him it would probably be red, like when you shine the light through your hand. It looks like the light is just on him.
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    • I'm not even gonna ask why you thought that was a believable lie
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    • Yeah thats not real
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    • That's not where the stomach is, going through the skin and muscle would turn the light red and alot less noticeable if at all.
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    • He means the dog is going to die
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    • You definitely wouldn’t be able to see it, especially like that, for instance if i put my finger over a light there’s a redish orange tint.
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    • Why people gotta lie to much on the damn internet about their dogs
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    • then why isn’t it red from body tissue?
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    • Just shinning the light on his chest. Jesus people are retarded
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    • Its obviously being pointed at him
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    • Fake, If it was shining through his skin it would be red.
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    • Iron Man is dead
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    • You are definitely lying.
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    • Sorry sir but I’m calling bullshit on this one. Magic obviously isn’t your thing.
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    • Wait till he shits, it's gonna be lit
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