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    • That sounds exactly like hypnosis
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    • As opposed to a non magical wizard.
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    • You mean hypnosis
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    • Acting like a dragon and shitting your pants are completely different
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    • Wizard or witch?
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    • oh i thought it was gonna say “an erection every time a school bus or kids comes up” so everyone will think he’s a pedo and arrest him
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    • It's pretty fun to be subtle.
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    • So like the hog breath curse from invader zim. Made everything taste like hotdog
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    • Thicc or nah? Both answers are accepted as well as any other thing you’d like to get off your chest
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    • Also see: Magic Man, Adventure Time.
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    • The best of wizards
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