so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed
here's a general gist of the translation:
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph's nose was convenient (lterally
it says convenient)
[SHIT YOU NOT.
That's basically the song without all of the fluff, though.
IT'S LIKE A VULCAN CHRISTMAS CAROL