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    • I also have Tool-Induced Tourette's Syndrome (T.I.T.S.)
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    • "Fuck this car" followed immediately by "i am god"
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    • If y'all ever worked on German cars you know pain
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    • Electricians say "What's the fuckin address of the fuckshit who designed this I'mma go Ted Kaczynski on the bastard"
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    • Where's the goddamned ten millimeter!?
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    • Fuck this garbage ass (insert problem here) *fixes it* *immediately starts rubbing nipples* “i am god”
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    • Quick question, what do mechanics generally earn? Asking for a friend
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    • Actually golfers say fore not four
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    • Have y'all seen the stupid ad that says "pride pins/fursona pins" and it's a bunch of furries holding pride flags?
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    • Let me tell you something fucked. The new gt500 belly pan covers underneath the engine. If you drop ANYTHING, you now have to remove the splitter and belly pan to get it out
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    • Who else high as fuck rn
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    • "Lost my 10mm" fucking got me
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    • What does the fox say?
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    • I have a 2010 Chevy Malibu and let me tell you it is the misfit of the car world everything is difficult and I hate it. I also love my car and would never give it up
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    • Where's my 10mm
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    • Why do adults genuinely not know how to spell four letter words?
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    • *Fore
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    • If mechanics are like that just IMAGINE programmers
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    • I love welding :)
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    • I used to work in a shop where we kept a box of extra 10mm sockets
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    • Its always the 10mm
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    • It’s “fore”
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    • Gamers say the nword
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    • “four”
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    • Hows everyone doing, is anyone here a pubg fan? I just started a youtube for the game if any of you play hmu and well go fuck around my youtube ALMOST'GOOD'GAMING
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    • Initially read that as fuck my wife
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    • Golfers say four?!?!? They might yell, "fore!" but I assure you, they're not calling out random numbers. Four?? Bwahahaha, ruined the whole damn meme
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    • *piece of shit, damn it, god damn it, son of a bitch, son of a whore, fuck me, fuck me sideways, god fucking damn it, fuck, dumb whore, fuckin Cunt, just a short list of what i say on a daily basis.
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    • Imagine not using a lift
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    • This fukin (broken part) is fukin useless just likea nuns cunt
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    • I have a love hate relationship with being a mechanic.
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    • Welders and mechanics are the same thing
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    • Hahaha got 2 audis and a 1956 vw beetle and christ sometimes it’s innovative but most of the time it’s fucking hell to get everything into place. Imagine getting a bunch of wadded up string, and having to put another string through a certain hole to get the rest fucking working it’s absolute hell
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    • My 2003 buick lesabre has the most annoying oil filter placement. It's right next to the sump (where the excess oil sits). This means every 3 months or so when I need to change out my filter I gotta wedge the heel of my palm in between the sump and the filter and push like a motherfucker until I
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    • I don't know about other mechanics but I yell fuck and fa ggota lot when I'm working because all it take sis one inconvenience to set me off
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    • Fucking piece of shit ford fuck the guy who designed this is a fucking retard, this shit makes no fucking sense
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    • Just for the record we dont take the breath until the end.
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    • Just 5 minutes. God give me 5 minutes with the brain dead engineers who designed this pice of shit car.
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    • Spot on but when it's done, they say, "It was a simple fix"
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    • Fore
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    • You forgot “eat shit and die”
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    • Lmfao true
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    • What brain dead fuckhead engineer designed this? (Me changing spark plugs on a 2001ish Chevy trailblazer)
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    • Or whoever designed this should have died at birth
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    • Accurate...
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    • Oh yeah that is definitely true
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    • Yea that's what my family says pretty summed up.
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    • Imagine working on a Chrysler, they're an American brand owned by an Italian company with German designs
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    • That is 100 percent accurate
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    • *fore not four
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    • Me @ my 2001 mustang. Also me, god damn I love American muscle
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    • This is so unbelievably true
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    • Like this comment if you drive a turbo'd vehicle #turbogang
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    • "Torque? How many uggy duggy's is that?"
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    • I approve this message
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    • He ain’t lying.
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    • This is stupid for the fact that mechanics are working alone and cussing because they lose shit or have a hard time with work. The others are warnings. Dumbest shit posted that I've seen
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    • Most mechanics have turrets.
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    • Can confirm. This is what mechanics say.
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    • Old meme seen to much disliked
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    • Thats just part one.
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    • I work with mechanics. Can confirm.
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    • Accurate
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    • I drive a Volkswagen Beetle, and the one I have needed the timing belt replace and where did the geniuses that designed this car put it? Almost underneath the engine covered with a metal case that can only be removed once the engine is completely removed! GENIUS!
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    • I own an audi and to change the cats you have to lower the subframe
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    • Accurate
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    • Fore. Fore. Not the number 4. Fore. Fore. Fore.
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    • My british car homies know the struggle. Shitty electronics and constant oil leaks. But I love my MGB
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    • Actuate 100% I can say this because I do the car works
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    • They yell fingers as they slam the hood
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    • Just finished replacing thermostats on my girlfriends car and lost my long 10mm. Rip friend you’ll be missed.
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    • I used to work at a shop for like 2 months. I don’t know a whole lot about cars but my only job was to do oil changes, tires rotations/balances. Oldsmobiles were the worst thing I’ve ever did
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    • Nah we just drop our hoods!
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    • As a wind turbine technician, I can say this is also what we do. Course, we also say we “threw it” nothing is ever dropped
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    • Don't forget "needs his asshole sown shut"
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    • Mother fucking fat donkey dick sucking piece of shit
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    • That’s the PG version
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    • Sounds right
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    • Welders say cover. Im speaking from experience
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    • I miss my brother-in-law (just a small vent)
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    • Then after we figure it out or finally losen the bolt, we be like, "well ok" then continue on
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    • Seeing as my dads a mechanic and I use to help him
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    • " I CANT GET THIS GODDAMN SUNOFABITCH BOLT OUT FUCK" *Yeets ratchet across garage*
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    • My favorite thing I've heard in a shop is "why would they- goddamn- fucking, asians"
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    • They say" that'll cost u at least $3000"
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    • You’ve never been in a welding shop if you think they don’t say all that stuff too, my high school welding teacher cusses regularly during class
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    • Apparently I'm a mechanic
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    • Insanely cringe
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    • When I'm welding I say CLEAR and if you're looking after that it's your fault
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    • Mechanics say fred
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