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    • Candy for mandy BITCH
      Tiger523 25 mar
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    • No, I was there too
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    • Either that or your dad instincts are kicking in because some hoe he fucked is pregnant
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    • Ha ha ur so quirky
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    • Wehim 25 mar
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    • i make puns to myself and then burst out laughing at inappropriate times, i deffinately dont question why im single
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    • Ummmm is it just me or is this the exact reason why this fucking legend SHOULDNT be single? Like.... he’s one of a kind
      summm 27 mar
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    • *person makes cheesy joke or pun jokes or “dad” jokes* HAHAHA OMG THIS IS WHY IM SINGLE
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    • I work at chili's and constantly have to deal with people laughing when I say "welcome to chilis" but there's a 4 year old that hugs me when she comes in so that makes up for it
      dog_pizza 26 mar
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    • You were probably in band class in middle school
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    • No, you’re single because you’re a tumblr lowlife
      epicgoat 25 mar
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    • It makes you more worthy to date in my opinion
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    • No you're single cause you post fake stories to reddit
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    • The one guy in the stall in the bathroom you think is empty
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    • I actually love puns so I’d probably go for you over someone with no puns.
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    • Everyone in the comments like "Oh but I'd marry you for that" bitch if you marry someone just because they made one pun you need to reevaluate your choices for your significant other
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    • If you ask me thats a reason to date you.
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    • Scotteyy 25 mar
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    • Nothing wrong with that; if you are flush with puns, why waste them? :)
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    • Dudes gonna be the best dad
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    • You’re single because you’re an unsocialized beta cuck and shouldn’t reproduce
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    • It's definitely not why you're single. Silly stuff like that is appealing and even makes it way easier for someone to approach you, were they to hear it.
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    • It could be worse. My dad walked into the women's restroom on accident on a business trip and said aloud, "Where are all the urinals?!" Then a female coworker heard him and recognized his voice lol
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    • And that one dude in the stall, quietly holding in his hysteria
      AeroFame 31 mar
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    • What if we went to sleep like normal and woke up in a parallel universe where every human being changed to the other gender, including yourself. And you're the only person who is aware of this change
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    • I'm single because I...well, it won't fit in this character limit.
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    • Hi welcome to chili’s
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    • No, you’re single cuz you’re fat
      OlYeeter 26 mar
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    • And no one clapped
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    • SPAZOID21 26 mar
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    • Or it's because you use tumblr
      Its_CMD 25 mar
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    • Guy peeping through the ceiling panels: "haha nice"
      Karsten02 25 mar
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    • I farted really hard in what I thought was an empty bathroom and i heard someone say "Nice" in a distant stall and I still think about it to this day.
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    • No, it’s because you use tumbler
      TheZion 25 mar
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    • When me and my friend went on vacation we hit up an arcade while his parents checked out a diner. When we all met back up they said they saw an Amish couple in the diner, under my breath I whispered “I thought something was a-mish” . My friend heard and wanted me to repeat it, they groaned.
      Copha 25 mar
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    • Or it could be cuz you ain't got no game with the ladies. I know a ton of hella ugly dudes with bad bitches, cuz they got GAME! and then I also know lonely handsome fellas that are too shy
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    • Then the stall next to you laughs
      PhatPharm 25 mar
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    • .... You say them alone in the bathroom... So that you know it's funny af when you go tell others... Duh
      Cyria 25 mar
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    • I would date that person we could make bad puns forever.
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    • Chilly for Billy
      Muhi0 25 mar
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    • Id straight up marry someone like that
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    • I’m so much weirder than u
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    • MarkWayne 25 mar
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    • Could be that, or could just be the common problem of you being ugly.
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    • I would marry that person that's funny 🤣🤣
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    • Imagine the dude in the stall when you said that
      And_ 25 mar
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    • Nah it’s cause u ugly
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    • Wehim 25 mar
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    • How does it ruin your love life if you make jokes to yourself in an empty bathroom???
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    • No dude ur just one step ahead ur already a dad with those jokes but forgot the girl
      crocroc34 25 mar
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    • This is the type of stuff that shouldn't keep you single
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    • FagStiks 25 mar
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    • Have you ever have so much things to do you decide to take a nap?
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    • And then the bathroom clapped
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    • Do u like bathrooms that have a air conditioner. So people can’t her you poop. Or even just music playing in the background ???
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    • I think they are an adventure game protagonist, that's why. They just need to wait for the story to progress far enough
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    • Wehim 25 mar
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    • No youre single because you use tumblr.
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    • Tc for the australian niggas?
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    • Plot twist: you weren't alone. *Ghost giggles
      boxz3 25 mar
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    • Miachel in the bathroom 2
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    • I’m single cuz when I nut it blows a hole right through em
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    • Im single cause im weird af
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    • Depression hit him hard here
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    • You should work there since you sound a lot like a weeny
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    • I felt that lol I swear I only say clever things to myself and make myself laugh... and then stop, look around to make sure I'm alone and then question my sanity 🙃
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    • All bathroom at restaurants tend to be freezing, I know it's keeping the gems away but damn a Mf can't even pee straight lol
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    • Probably more because you're afraid to approach someone
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    • And then post them on the internet so everyone can see it because everyone just HAS to know how clever and “weird” you are
      Baryonyxx 27 mar
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    • People have caught me talking to myself before and it’s so awkward trying to explain it.
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    • They served my dad cold chilly there once he said he got chilly chilly at chillis
      CoDCory17 26 mar
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    • I think you just wrote your own tinder profile
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    • You for SURE have an illegitimate kid out there you don’t know about.
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    • If you make puns alone, no one will hear you. Can't be why you are single.
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    • Hey you gotta make yourself laugh before others join in
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    • Whenever I pick up my dogs poop, I mumble to myself about how this is a load of shit or this shit is ridiculous. Every damn time. I have no idea why I laugh everytime.
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    • The people here probably give good advice. How do I ask out a girl I hardly know, but I like?
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    • That isn't why you're single. Those things are private and to yourself. No one judges your truly alone moments except yourself(and God if you're so inclined). So I read this as "I'm so quirky y'all! I used an empty bathroom and made a pun....OUT LOUD"
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    • It’s only weird if you giggle at your own puns.
      AlikMalix 25 mar
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    • Maybe you a dad in some other universe
      ayjaygirl 25 mar
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    • I haven’t been to Chili’s in a long time, but I can still feel the chill of the bathroom.
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    • Hi welcome to chili's
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    • What even, if my girlfriend did that, id love her even more
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    • Yeah, you should make those when you're not alone. People would be crawling over each other for a chance.
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    • You just haven't found the right person yet. I'd find that hilarious
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    • I thought it was going to go on and say there was someone else in the bathroom and they said something back to him or something
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    • He was at chillies I can’t believe no one was in their
      wewatta 25 mar
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    • Fuck, you do you. If a girl doesn't like it, a different one will. If none do, then you're too good for all those bitches.
      Marri 25 mar
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    • The pinnacle of my life so far has been a double pun I made while talking about shampoo. "If I were to make a pun it would be soap-punny
      cabedey1 25 mar
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    • The poop appreciated it
      Z__z__Z 25 mar
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    • And you’re ugly cant forget that one
      Lyons 25 mar
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    • That's not even a reason to be single if you're female. Like literally just have a pussy
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    • It’s true I left the hidden camera in there
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    • I’m single because I’m ugly
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    • Maybe it's the opposite? You are telling jokes to yourself because you don't have a girlfriend in the bathroom with you to tell them to
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