So I'm going through some receipts from purchase orders at work and I find this
Customer Copy
THANK YOUr-
somuel somuel
24 sep 2020
So I'm going through some receipts from purchase orders at work and I find this Customer Copy THANK YOUr-
as a child*
Padme:
Se...
JuicyJuicy JuicyJuicy
26 sep 2020
as a child* Padme: Se...
Dress code: Formal
Girl: *Wears fancy dress*
Guys:
PARENT SHANE,
Gilberto Gilberto
19 mar
Dress code: Formal Girl: *Wears fancy dress* Guys: PARENT SHANE,
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
I told her I lost my dog.
We've been looking for 2 hours now!
SS
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
10 oct 2020
I told her I lost my dog. We've been looking for 2 hours now! SS
Your thoughts dwell on your mother?
My thoughts dwell on your mother
"At
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SenorDeadpoolio SenorDeadpoolio
26 sep 2020
Your thoughts dwell on your mother? My thoughts dwell on your mother "At ooooooh
NICE COCK
TIME FOR THE DURABILITY TEST
namedate namedate
16 jun
NICE COCK TIME FOR THE DURABILITY TEST
Re UNDER ARREST
YOu
FOR BEING GAMK CUTE
Re UNDER ARREST YOu FOR BEING GAMK CUTE
AND SO THE LITTLE RABBIT QUICKLY DUCKED INTO A BUSH TO HIDE FROM THE SCARY FARMER AND HIS DOGS.
HEY DAD... WILL THIS STORY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING?
WELL... IF YOU INSIST.
el_Butternut el_Butternut
23 sep 2020
AND SO THE LITTLE RABBIT QUICKLY DUCKED INTO A BUSH TO HIDE FROM THE SCARY FARMER AND HIS DOGS. HEY DAD... WILL THIS STORY HAVE A HAPPY ENDING? WELL... IF YOU INSIST.
When a 6 foot tall African Slave landed in japan,he stuck Out Like a sore thumb.People lost all modesty and nearly caused a stampede trying to get a closer look.Such a sight was so foreign in Kyoto.He was one of the First Africans to arrive on the Island_that a powerful japanese Warlord ordered him to remove his clothes while a flock of servants tried to scrub
"The black ink' his skin.He was the world's First
Black samurai ~ Odada
TheSadWhiteCrayon
24 sep 2020
When a 6 foot tall African Slave landed in japan,he stuck Out Like a sore thumb.People lost all modesty and nearly caused a stampede trying to get a closer look.Such a sight was so foreign in Kyoto.He was one of the First Africans to arrive on the Island_that a powerful japanese Warlord ordered him to remove his clothes while a flock of servants tried to scrub "The black ink' his skin.He was the world's First Black samurai ~ Odada
Would you fight prime Mike Tyson for
20 million?
SPECIAL
> Professor Barclay
@AlbertBarclay69
20 mil and a free nap sign me up
Rumple4skin649 Rumple4skin649
8 mar
Would you fight prime Mike Tyson for 20 million? SPECIAL > Professor Barclay @AlbertBarclay69 20 mil and a free nap sign me up
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass
car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song
made with mematic
When you plan on speeding over the speed limit to a song you really like but a slow ass car in front of you ruins the moment for you and the song made with mematic
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago
when they were in a good mood
This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
Introverts when they have to fulfill plans that they made a week ago when they were in a good mood This is atgtickineahlightmmanes
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
flipper_fire flipper_fire
19 may
"You ordered the "meat lovers" baby girl?"
Me sliding the straw out of a McDonalds cup
- @Luckless Outfitters
Me sliding the straw out of a McDonalds cup - @Luckless Outfitters
Enemies Can't Leak Our Plan, We
Don't Have One
- Monkey D. Luffy
Heller97 Heller97
7 dec 2020
Enemies Can't Leak Our Plan, We Don't Have One - Monkey D. Luffy
When you realize you're not a teenager anymore...
Cool rot.
When you realize you're not a teenager anymore... Cool rot.
Tweet
Buck
@a_nogr
Olive Garden gave me a spoon for
my spaghetti
PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
KentuckyFriedColonel KentuckyFriedColonel
26 sep 2020
Tweet Buck @a_nogr Olive Garden gave me a spoon for my spaghetti PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you?
Me:
LankanPork LankanPork
15 oct 2020
Uncle Sam: How patriotic are you? Me: