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    • It’s funny because I had a Ex like that and someone told me to buckle down on her and I might be surprised. Didn’t understand it till I tried and she fucked the shit out of me. Turns out she had never been told no or talked too like that and it awoke a submissive fetish in her. I’ve got some stories
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    • Unpopular opion: nerdy girls are the best for a gf and they're all KINKY
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    • "Huh Honey my steak is slightly undercook mind if you-" *Knife gets thrown at him* "Nevermind, I like my steak raw."
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    • Glad the second person repeated the last two lines. Never would have figured it out if they didn’t.
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    • Stop putting question marks before the end of a sentence?? That doesn't even need them??
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    • He would run into her knife. He would run into her knife ten times.
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    • You are??? able to???? properly punctuate??????
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    • Tumblr post. Repeat line
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    • Repeat part of the post. I'm funny
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    • there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.
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    • Thanks for typing it twice, I was totally incapable of comprehending what I had read the first time.
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    • Law is such a fucking confusing major to have. Like 90 different people are telling you 3 different things each about how to get into law school, what law school is like, and what being a lawyer actually entails. And you're never sure which one to believe because they're fucking masters of charisma.
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    • I fucking hate tumblr speak
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    • Yeah, that’s what he fuckin said retard
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    • Repeating things makes them more funny
      Saboton 26 jul
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    • Thanks I’m glad you recited the last fucking sentence because I couldn’t remember
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    • It's easy to defend other people because it has nothing to do with you. Defending yourself against others has consequences
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    • There are no rules in our kitchen. I would die.
      Shtoomp 26 jul
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    • [Repeat the punchline]
      Mac1634 26 jul
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    • Yes we fucking read the sentence
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    • This reads almost like a john mulaney bit
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    • Honestly, I relate to this so much. If I have a structure built upon rules and logic. I’m the most confident person in the world, but if it’s just social queues and feelings. I shut down so quickly and just assume I’m wrong. I’m a like a robot who doesn’t understand emotion
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    • Ace attorney
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    • He’s a bottom
      ohboy 26 jul
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    • Their our know rools
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    • Hahahaha the second guy is hilarious. Just reading the same thing over made it THAT much funnier 😂
      ThisIsIsh 26 jul
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    • Bro that guy that literally just copied the text down made the post around 800 x funnier I'm literally on the floor dying right now
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    • Thank you for retyping that last part having it there a second time really cured me of my illiteracy
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    • Everyone's pissed off about the repeated line but honestly I think the "you are?? A lawyer??" Is the bigger crime.
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    • We read it the first time.
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    • There are no rules in our kitchen. I would die.
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    • I REALLY hate people who repeat shit for no reason, like it's not hard to understand, there was nothing left out, why are you repeating it? Do they think it makes quirky or relatable? Because it doesn't it's just deadass annoying
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    • There are no rules in our kitchen. I would die.
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    • PorkSword 25 jul
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    • Anyone else see the ad with the girls ear filled with cum and duck taped shut?
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    • Thank god he repeated what was said in the paragraph so I can find the funny part
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    • I get it, im pretty introverted. I hate confrontation and depending on the person a one and one talk is not really hard but exhausting. BUT for whatever reason I can give a speech to a hundred people no problem, cause I'm talking to a room not really these people
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    • I stopped reading before the last sentence. Thanks for letting me know what was said last.
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    • This isn’t Vietnam Jerry! There’s rules!
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    • There is no fear in this dojo
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    • Wow thanks for repeating that last part tumblr noon. I didnt see it.
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    • Why do people??? From tumblr repeat????? Question marks excessively??? In the middle of a fucking sentence????? It ruins the flow???? And makes the shit herd to read?????
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    • Why do tumblr users think repeating the last sentence in a story or post is humor?
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    • Do you grammar
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    • It was kind of funny till I read that fucking reply
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    • Good thing they repeated the last two sentences. I forgot to read them the first time around.
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    • There are no rules in our kitchen. I would die.
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    • Repeat punchline 😂😂😂
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    • I met an attorney whos name was spelled "Winky" but its pronounced vanka. She german so we dont laugh when shes in the room
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    • Yes, I too read the last 2 sentences.
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    • repeating part of the text doesn’t make it funny
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    • there are no rules in our kitchen. I would die.
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    • That break in between “are” and “a lawyer” is really messing with me.
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    • Lawyers take so much from there clients if they fail though
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    • The people who just repeat the funny part of a post thinking their funny, remind me of my 5 year old son who has to repeat everything he sees in movies that he likes.
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    • I’m glad someone replied to the OP with the last two sentences from the OP as if it adds to the joke
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    • there are no rules in our kitchen. I would die.
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    • What’s?? With all??? The question marks?????
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    • In a teacher and I’m super anti social. I’m a big goofball in front of my students but in my personal life I’m like leave me alone imma play my video games....
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    • Why the extra question marks? That is annoying af
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    • Very good, you can copy one line. Congrats. You just passed kindergarten
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    • Not???? At all????? Funny????
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    • Haha yes that is what he said. Haha so funny and original comment 👍
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    • Y’all hear an echo in here?
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    • I just read this to my mom and her only reaction was “that’s a man that’s gonna live a long time” I’m dying 😂
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    • Not funny didn't laugh
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    • Yes, second person, I too read the last two sentences of the post
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    • I never understood why any male anywhere is afraid of a woman. We are on average bigger, faster, stronger and smarter than our female counterparts. They should be afraid of us. Women only have as much freedom as men allow them to have.
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    • There are no rules in our kitchen, I would die.
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    • Thats why everyone should learn rhetoric. If only a few people know it, that isnt helpful because those that dont know any wont use it and start arguing fallaciously
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    • Thanks for typing out that last part again. I missed it the first time
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    • Man I love repeating the punchline like the retard I am
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    • Thanks I can fucking red you stupid noon
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    • "today, i will repeat the punchline"
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    • Yea I read it the first time, jackoff
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    • Everyone is repeating how much they hate repetition...
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    • If you just start lifting, your wife’s food will get better
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    • and then who prosecutes her?
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    • The foodporn here lit af
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    • I lost brain cells trying to read this
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    • My favorite part is when the guy repeated what the first guy said
      Vexati0n 26 jul
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    • I felt that
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    • Try arguing with an inexperienced engineer while you’re an experienced technician. “How dare you question me you’re a technician I’m an engineer you answer to me”
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    • Thanks for repeating the last line for no reason.
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    • Itumblr
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    • Yep...that’s what he said
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    • Everybody assumes that if you're a lawyer, you're in the courtroom arguing for or against a defendant. In reality a very small percentage of all lawyers actually see trial time. It's mostly paperwork
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    • Reminds me of how i met your mother when marshal was interviewing to be a judge and told them he isn’t good at making big decis
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    • God F***ING DAMN IT!!! I WANT TO LIKE SH*T I FIND FUNNY, BUT THEN THE GOD DAMN "FUNNY LINE" IS REPEATED AND IT F***ING RUUNS IT FOR ME
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