• so i'm currently working at a law firm and the
other day one of the attorneys was talking to
me and he mentioned that he's "not very
confrontational" and i was like you are?? a
and he said "yeah but in court there are rules. i
can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front
of a judge no problem, but when i leave the
courthouse and go home i'm not gonna argue
with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in
our kitchen. i would die."
there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.
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    • Ok story time. I moved in with my friends who are dating and just moved in together. I’m only here for a couple months but I’ve realized after only being here for a week... my friend is so emotionally abusive to her boyfriend. He gets called an idiot and retarded for the smallest of things. ->
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    • Very good, Marty! That IS exactly what he just said! Gold star!
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