• So I had to return a book to the library today and I
came straight from the horse farm. I went to the
front desk because it was an item on loan from
another library and I wasn't sure if it had to be
checked in differently. The librarian said no, it could
get returned in the normal slot but she could take it
and check it in right away.
It was only when I got back to the car that I realized I
had walked into the library covered in dirt from head
to toe and handed back a book about grave robbing.
I guarantee you that was the highlight of their day.
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    • As a mechanic, it’s hard to go out again once you’re home, and it’s easier to make the stops before you’re home
      Dizco2 2 jul
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    • What kind of asshole you gotta be to walk into a public building covered in dirt and mud. Like take a mf shower first
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    • Nothing to see here, just some light reading
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    • Learning is FUNdamental
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    • She probably just thought you were weird for coming in hella dirty.
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    • Did someone say horse
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    • The Librarian: “something’s wrong. I can feel it”
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    • How do you not realize that you're covered with dirt?? You can literally see it on you and feel it on your skin. Probably tracking mud into the library and it's carpeted floor.
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    • Yall not asking the real questions. Why did he have a book on graverobbing?
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    • Kinda rude to go into an establishment covered in dirt
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    • Its true, i was the dirt
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    • _Bandi_
      _Bandi_ 2 jul
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    • And not the strangest thing to happen.
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    • Boome about grave robbing? Was it a how to guide aye
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    • No she probably smelled the horse shit
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    • Only 23 comments Wow
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    • Aye no comments
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    • Wow lol I usually get super conscious about how I look in public that’s probably not good but whatever
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    • A li-brar-y? What's that?
      Dabbler 4 jul
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    • The horses name was friday
      Fat_Noon 4 jul
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    • I guarantee you that was the highlight of their day
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    • Shoulda said, “Was not accurate at all”
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    • Having worked in a library that would not be the highlight of their day. We look at the books you check OUT, not the ones you return. We just scan those and move on.
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    • If she didn't react then she's probably seen weird shit coming into the library 🤣😂🤣
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    • As a librarian, I can say that probably did make their day. Librarians love the odd and unusual experiences that do happen. We then tell other librarians about what happened to see who has had the most interesting thing happen in their library.
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    • Yeah y'all not from the country haha
      ariel26 5 jul
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    • Weird way to cover your tracks after that slip up, m8
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    • Straight outta the horse farm
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    • Not everyone gets to work in a clean environment, its not a big deal to be dirty out and about running errands
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    • Ok, but why did they have that book in the first place?
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    • Thinks to herself, " Good to see a familiar face"
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    • I don't go to libraries anymore... Last time I went, someone checked out a book in my name, then returned it 4 weeks later, I know I at least didn't turn it in bc after they told me I had a late book (that I couldn't find anywhere) I stopped going for 1 year. It came back b4 that year was over
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    • It's clear most of you haven't working in the physical labor industry. It's pretty common to forget that you're dirty, and when you get home after work, it's almost 100% guaranteed you're not leaving again.
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    • Bro this is literally my life. Everyone will think I have a tan. No it’s just dirt .
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    • Horse farm huh?
      chaos9n 4 jul
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    • Tldr
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    • They fucked the horse
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    • The librarian took the book happily because she realized that another young pupil discovered the joys of reading
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    • I'm a driller by trade (and birth), and if I don't do it now you better forget it because I will lol
      GRABHER 3 jul
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    • If you came from a cow farm, your feet would be covered in shit
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    • And not the strangest thing she's ever seen. Seriously.
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    • Look at all the entitled fuckers that don't get dirty and tired at their minimum wage jobs bitching because they don't understand what it's like to spend so much time working in dirt that you adapt to forget about it.
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    • I work on a farm where dirt is in abundance and I never go anywhere without showering. I don’t wear my work clothes into my own house cause I don’t wanna get dirt everywhere, I go through the Backdoor into the laundry room. Why would I track dirt somewhere else and make someone else clean it? Dick.
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    • Fun fact: people that spend the day around horses smell like horse shit so theres no way the librarian thought you were doing anything else but being around horses
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    • Why were there so many Tumblr posts in a fucking row?!?!
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    • Yall saying its rude to go in somewhere when you're dirty have obviously ever worked an outside job
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    • If you’re working on a horse farm then I guarantee you that you smell like horses (which is a very specific smell- not necessarily a *bad* one, just one that if you caught a whiff of, you wouldn’t be able to miss it). The librarian was not fooled.
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    • Sounds like a short silly story
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    • Epic
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    • I mean... Why did you have a book about grave robbing in the first place?
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    • Guys the PS5 digital is $399 and blu ray is $499
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    • Why do you have a book on grave robbing anyway?
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    • Nope.
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    • In college I worked at a small town co-op store. We knew all the farmers who went there. One night some random super sketchy dude with Wisconsin plates (we are in texas) on his truck pulls up five minutes before closing and buy a shovel, rope, a chainsaw, and a bunch of lye. Never saw him again.
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    • Where the fuck are the Tattoos
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    • She was probably terrified
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    • Why you reading about grave robbing?
      Bowinkle 2 jul
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    • Like Kiddo walking into the diner across from the cemetery...
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    • I mean, there are a few questions about the book anyway
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    • Is nobody gonna ask why he had a book about grave robbing in the first place?
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    • I'm a butcher and I find it easier to run errands immediately after work but no matter how well I wash my arms and face after work I always end up having blood somewhere on my person. People probably think im a murderer
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    • Horse farm? I hear the crop is bountiful this time a year.
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    • People saying that’s rude clearly haven’t done an honest days work in their life just leave people the fuck alone
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    • What kind of books are there on grave robbing?
      thannose 2 jul
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    • The smell of horse shit probably gave it away though
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    • Some of y'all haven't worked hard a day of your life and it shows.
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    • About grave robbing? As in details and advice on how to do it or as in the antagonist or protagonist is a grave robber? Because why would there be a book on the first 1 but the second no one would really care
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    • I need more of this story
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    • Why did you have a book on grave robbing?
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    • Today is my birthday I turn 22 today.
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    • Dude im at work stop making me read
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    • Pretty mild comparatively, but I remember going to pick up sushi and I needed soy sauce and there was a Publix next door so I went to get some. Standing at check out with nothing but a bottle of soy sauce I realized I was also wearing a kikkoman soy sauce t-shirt, the dude just snickered a bit
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    • When I get off work, I just wanna get everything done so I can go home and chill. Sorry if I have dirt or something else on me.
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    • You would probably. It be surprised by the number of middle schoolers that check out books on hydroponics and marijuana
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    • Who the fuck rents books about grave robbing?
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    • Learn by doing
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    • Fake story
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    • As long as you weren't still holding the shovel I think you're good 👍
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    • I just don’t believe anyone working on a stud farm would use tumblr
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    • I guarantee that didn't happen
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    • Well at least the book works
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    • If i was a librarian and someone tracked dirt in, I probably wouldn't be having a great day
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    • Why do people put expensive shit in people's graves anyway? The fuck do they need it for, they're dead. A wedding ring is one thing but anything else would just be weird
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    • Bet.
      Khemmis 2 jul
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    • I mean when you work in a library anything can be the highlight of your day
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    • Sure you did
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    • I have a grudge with my local library
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    • False!
      Lukas_21 2 jul
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    • All things aside, why were you reading a book on grave robbing
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    • You’re an asshole if you track mud into a public place
      lane3556 2 jul
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    • rip person who had to clean their trail in the most likely carpeted library
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