So, called "Glacier." As we have previously observed, Melvin Capital doesn't even answer
the phone anymore. Citadel at least still has the automated system pick up the phone. But in the case of "Glacier Capital" there is no automated system.
Instead, we appear to be calling a personal cell phone, with the voice mailbox of "Alex Larsen." Don't believe me? Call yourself. "Glacier Capital's" public phone number is +352 661 932 584. If you're in the
US or Canada, you'll have to dial a 011 first to get into the international switching system.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! was curious as to who this "Alex Larsen" person is, so I found her on Glacier
Capital's linkedIn. If you scroll down to employees, there's a link to her page. And finally, we reverse image search her profile picture and voila! Strawmen on strawmen on strawmen. There are linkedIn accounts for alexwlarsen, alexjjlarsen, alexlarsen1, pages and pages of them. Including a bunch named variations of Alex Larsen with different jobs. So the person who answers the phone for "Glacier Capital" doesn't really exist.
I challenge anyone to prove Glacier Capital exists.