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she hasnt texted you back cuz shes asleep dreaming about you, have a good night bro
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    • No it’s because she doesn’t like me
      PcZamu 6 sep
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    • This deadass happened to me yesterday lol. I was sad cuz she didn’t text me back and I’m the morning she told me she had a dream with me kissing her and then I woke up and realized it was all a dream and that I’m a lonely fuck and that she will never like me back.
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    • Damn homie your lies are just as comforting as hers 😌
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    • MinecraftTip: Don’t ever become 100% attached because you’ll regret it in the future!!
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    • woman aren’t real
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    • I dont talk to anybody, one of the bro-code is dont lie...why are you lying bro
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    • She's been sleeping for two days straight?
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    • Treat her like a queen, you shall be left on seen.
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    • But she hasent texted me since may
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    • No she was at the strip club
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    • Gobslober
      I had this girl that texted me nonstop everyday, but she never wanted to hang out or go do anything. She wasn’t Interested just wanted attention that I did supply for months
      Gobslober 7 sep
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    • Lol she’s getting creampied by a fuck boy named Josh who drives his dads BMW
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    • I would like to say that I'm finally not alone anymore, I got into a relationship with a phenomenal girl! You guys can do it too!
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    • Or,hear me out.....she's sucking some other guys dick!
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    • Nah she’s actually got her phone on Do Not Disturb so the guy she’s fucking doesn’t know she’s a hoe when her phone blows up mid-fuck
      Luvlace 7 sep
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    • Nah she suckin some dudes soul rn
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    • I'm so fucking paranoid I feel like my current relationship is taking the same path as my previous one where he left me because he found someone better
      Puff5000 7 sep
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    • Incorrect, but thank you.
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    • Sometimes you have to accept the fact that no matter what you do, she’ll never like you back. Move on bro...
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    • Asleep dreaming about you while in bed with another man, goodnight kings
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    • She must be in a coma then cause its been 2 months since she last responded
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    • Boys I missed a lot of opportunities with girls cuz I’m a pussy. I knew they liked me I just didn’t have the balls to talk to them in person. Can I get some tips?
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    • I’m drinking jack and coke watching pewdiepies latest episode
      Twix 8 sep
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    • No
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    • No; don't delude yourselves. Know your worth. Don't thirst after girls that don't even care you exist. Find a genuine one.
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    • She hasn’t texted you back because she doesn’t care about you and she never will. Leave her behind.
      Fuushi_ 7 sep
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    • Thx man I needed that
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    • Sorry boys but shes the same nice to everyone dont get lead on
      NateW3 7 sep
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    • Don’t lie to me, I can take it
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    • Started talking to a girl recently who I think actually genuinely likes me. This has never happened before and I’m not sure how I’m supposed to feel but I’m just going one step at a time ^_^
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    • who sleeps for 3 weeks lol
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    • Nah shes getting pounded in the bed that you was in together for 4 months and you was down for marriage but she just wanted to have fun so now she broke up with you cause she was bored and is now doing it all over again with another dude
      kezmatt 7 sep
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    • I really hope you’re right because to my understanding the girl I’m talking to is asleep and she seems like a nice girl, wish me luck trying to get her boys.
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    • But its 2 pm in the afternoon?
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    • Cap
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    • Nah it’s cause she’s at a different college and no matter how much we have in common or how often we communicate she’s never going to want a long distance relationship even though you’ve proven to her that you’re fine just texting and seeing each other during breaks
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    • She left me after 2 years for a mutual guy friend. She gaslighted the hell out of me and said it was my fault and she was never happy. I have nothing left.
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    • like that’s gonna happen
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    • Ok so here’s the problem. I like him but he lost feelings and won’t tell me why. I have anxiety so for the past 2 months I’ve been stuck on making conclusions on why. It’s so hard cause he was my soulmate. I can’t date anyone else cause it always goes back to him. What do I do?
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    • Thought I had a chance cause she was the one who started texting me, she stopped texting me yesterday, I think its over :(
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    • Good ending
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    • Stop don’t do me like that
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    • I dont believe it... she dumped me after 5 years man... i thought she was the one...
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    • There was this girl I liked, and a day after I asked her on a date she started ignoring me. This was over 6 months ago. Why can't I forget her?
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    • I just recently got a girlfriend who seems to be genuinly interested in me, and only me. It was nice to see this.
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    • Nah, she was just getting picked up by another dude after I trusted her to go with her best friends to a lake house. Never held anything against her, never controlled her, and treated her the best I could with full respect. Didn’t stop her from cheating. At least her best friends like me now and not
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    • Don't give me hope
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    • Ik my girl is at least...
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    • Lies.
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    • Nope it's because she's getting her cheeks clapped by another dude
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    • Well, then she must be in a coma
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    • Thx needed that
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    • Do you really think a girl is randomly thinking about a guy like me? HAHA you are delusional if you think that.
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    • I’m good at making girls online status go offline
      katzuna 7 sep
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    • She texts you "goodnight" but texts other guys "I cant sleep"
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    • Its because you forgot to text her back, but you don't realize that.
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    • Her location says otherwise
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    • zonmon 7 sep
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    • That’s as likely as me getting a girlfriend
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    • So a nightmare?
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    • Nah she broke up with me now I have no friends
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    • Never let that crown fall king 👑
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    • And other lies you can tell yourself 😭
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    • Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
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    • Stalker
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    • No I saw her with another guy yesterday after we been together for 2 years she replaced me in a week
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    • Some chick used the excuse of “I have my notifications off” and at that point I already knew I was getting played so I was seeing how much she was willing to invest in this lie.
      Kosho 7 sep
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    • Fellas, listen to me for one sec, I was in a relationship with my first love and first serious relationship. She cheated on me and she left me. I was broken for 2 years. Got over it and this march I met a new girl, my god, she makes me forget about the old girl. Theres hope. Trust in god.
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    • That was so...corny.. :)
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    • Boys remember to check her snap score!!
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    • I legitimately had the girl I've liked for the last 2 and a half years tell me that she's liked me back about 3 months ago. We flirted back and forth for about 2 weeks and we were really moving forward but then she said she wanted to focus on school. Because fuck my heart right.
      kalan123 7 sep
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    • So your boy went on a date today and it went great and she even texted me she had a good time with me
      JAnto 7 sep
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    • Listen fellas she aint worth it. Focus on yourself.and career ignore the broads and make yourself into the man you want to be. You do not need her to love yourselves it wont help.
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    • No because she broke up with me yesterday and it's my fault. I wanted to compromise and work things out but she said it's not a good time right now. We were almost dating for a year I loved her so much and miss her
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    • She just overwhelmed with all the guys texting her that’s all
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    • the girl I've liked for a year just posted on her story kissing a mans😥
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    • MCSkits 7 sep
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    • Tell me more sweet lies
      k81f 7 sep
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    • LIAR
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    • Can someone teach me how to get a girlfriend without looking or acting like a simp
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    • It's been 3 weeks she don't care man
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    • She’s not, but thanks for not stomping on my heart
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    • It’s because she’s afraid that you’re out of her league and too damn handsome. Find yourselves models kings🍻
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    • Who is she
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    • damn she must be in a coma then
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    • No she isnt. She just lost intrest in me
      Raccoozs 7 sep
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    • it’s been 8 months tho hopefully she’s not asleep this whole time. i gave her my heart and she tore it apart. i did my all and she just let me fall. i wrote her paragraphs every morning and every night.she sent one back but that was the last text.it was saying were not working out (more in comments)
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    • But she just posted on her Instagram account :(
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    • No because she’s 5 and lives with her parents
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    • actually. she’s with her ex
      Loggerkid 17 sep
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    • I highly appreciate that bold face lie
      42Sm0ke 9 sep
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    • I know because she’s on my screen, on her phone, sleeping, Snapchat video call.👍🏻
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    • Why u bully meh... i no have gf bru stop lie i dream
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    • Well if that’s the case, she’s been sleeping for a couple years now..
      Adambe 8 sep
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