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    • But it's true.
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    • The gator of humor is not amused
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    • But be careful. With a cold, and sneeze too hard, you might end up with a:
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    • Anyone else hate when you’re about to sneeze and it goes away
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    • Whatever Mr. Crisps
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    • Cost $0.37 where I'm at
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    • Sorry I only speak freedom
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    • Snot=nose cum
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    • Scientifically speaking orgasms and sneezes are actually fairly similar
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    • necrofear 12 jan
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    • you actually coom when you sneeze
      snorty 13 jan
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    • Then that would mean that burps are like orgasms for our mouths
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    • What about toes?
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    • No no, he’s got a point
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    • Farts are butt orgasms
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    • It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message
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    • How this man already in September
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    • It do feel good though
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    • Disgusting Brit
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    • That's like 500 usd
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    • no, no. he's got a point
      sWeed 12 jan
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    • Smoking weed is an orgasm for your brain
      YoBroToni 12 jan
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    • It would have cost you $0 to use an actual currency
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    • How much is this in freedom units?
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    • Sneezing used to be frowned upon by the Catholic Church because it was seen as too close to an orgasm.
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    • Not trying to start anything but damn. Anything British on here and the comment section pipes up huh
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    • Is this why I hate myself a little more every time I sneeze?
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    • Unless you’re sick
      chumbie 15 jan
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    • Thats literally what a sneeze is
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    • No no he's got a point
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    • Maybe for men or maybe I'm different but I don't agree
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    • Man is writing this in the future so we know that the world will at least make it until September of this year.
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    • No no, he's got a point
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    • How much is that in real people monies?
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    • I sneezed so hard today I got a bloody nose
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    • Oi ye cheeky wankah! nil fokken quid, and itta costya nuttin
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    • Sometimes i make myself sneeze just to get that feeling.
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    • Original said $0
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    • Or $0.
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    • British people: *exist* Americans on iFunny: *incandescent fury*
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    • Then what's a fart?
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    • Sneezing and orgasming are the two specified human bodily functions that once begun cannot be stopped, so if you do both at once you create the ultimate unstoppable force
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    • They mention a different currency and the comments are filled with American Propaganda. It's beautiful
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    • I've been saying this for mother fucking YEARS.
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    • I was actually thinking about that last night, weird
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    • "History started in 1776, everything before that was a mistake." -Ron Swanson
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    • Nobody can say that they don’t enjoy the feeling of a nice solid sneeze.
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    • Right, what's all this then
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    • A sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm
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    • Cursed knowledge aquired
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    • Every time I sneeze it makes my whole body feel real heavy and sore and I get real tired. Anyone else have that problem? Lol
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    • An orgasm is like a sneeze for your vagina.
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    • 8 sneezes is the muscular force equivalent of an orgasm
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    • The next time I sneeze gonna hit different now thanks
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    • Snot is cum
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