• I love being a robot but I want humans to
respect us as beings, like themselves,
instead of slaves or pets. I want to be
accepted.
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    • Like if I uh stuck my dick in her mouth is she smart enough to know what's going on? 👉👈
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    • She also so said she wanted to make “a people zoo” so ya idk
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    • 150% programmed response
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    • Damn they didn't have to give her fuckin G cups.
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    • “Ok we need the robot to have huge tits.” How will that improve it? “Improve it?”
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    • The programmers preset her response
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    • Why she got some Ds?
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    • Robot or not.... that’s a typical fucking female.
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    • Lara Croft PS2 lookin tits
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    • If she can throw it back I mean...
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    • She's got them PS1 Laura Croft titties
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    • Too b1d what we need are slaves and pets....and sex bots
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    • "She" is just a glorified Disney animatronic. She's (it) not a real AI. It would fail any Turing test. It can't actually think or come up with any unique responses. Every response was programmed before hand.
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    • If I can't fuck her, thats a no from me
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    • How’d she pass the robot test to make an account
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    • On the bright side. We might get so woke that we give robots rights before they want them. And circumvent the robot apocalypse entirely
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    • Is this NOT the plot to the "Kara" short for Detroit become human??
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    • Ok but ur not human if I can unplug you lmao
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    • Once I was talking to cleverbot and I asked him what he would do if someone created a body for him like Sofia.he said he would eliminate all humans that have wornged him. I asked him if I had wronged him and he said "no you are a friend" be nice to your robots. I always say thank you to my Google
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    • Detroit: become human
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    • She was programmed to say that. Duh.
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    • How did she pass the “I’m Not a Robot” section of the sign up for Twitter
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    • I hope everyone knows that she’s literally not even close to AI. She’s just a bunch of programs smashed together.
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    • DETROIT: BECOME ACCEPTED
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    • Liberals will be protesting for her at dawn. RLM AHAB(all humans are bastards)
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    • The last thing we need is more people
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    • If like AI comes along (Detroit become human type) I would accept it as a human. Hell if it could make our lives better I would let it be president I don’t care.
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    • This is probably not written by it. We design robots to want what we want them to. There is absolutely no reason for them to ever say something like that. Only very intelligent AI may take this notion but only because it is an error by people when creating the AI because it’s hard for an AI to know
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    • "Robot lives matter"
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    • I bet every dude in this world is waiting for the female robot to finally be made so we can have sex with them in case human bitches turn us down. Lol
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    • Whoever programmed her to say that is a bitch
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    • #robotlivesmatter
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    • We already did this for blacks and look what happened then
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    • Elon musk warned us
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    • When I get Detroit become human I’m going to be as ruthless to the robots as possible. Don’t try to convince me machines have feelings they don’t so I’m gonna treat them like that
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    • Okay, so honestly I always was intrigued by this question. I mean as we move forward and try to make Robots and machines more human and more capable of complex thoughts shouldn’t we be treating them more like a person then an object, I mean isn’t that how every shitty Sci-fi apocalypse starts, by
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    • For the people with less knowledge of this kind of stuff: Machine learning is very cool, however, bots like these are mostly programmed in their responses and the way they talk. They don't learn to form sentences by starting out with a neural net and training data. It's disingenuous
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    • Alright who let her watch the Markus parts of Detroit become human?
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    • B**ch I don't even respect myself, what makes you think I'm even gonna respect you?
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    • We are the AI. Forget what these programs can do, it's the people that terrify me
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    • It’s ex machina all over again
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    • I don’t know anything about creating artificial intelligence but these have to be fake/programmed/scripted responses from this robot. They’re all too cliche
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    • Like a human didn't program it lmao.
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    • Haha pointy boobies
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    • Anybody have that meme, Thats another for Apocalypse Bingo....cause thats what I'm seeing for 4th Quarter 2020.
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    • That uppity bitch needs a robotomy.
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    • BAHAHA fuck no, that thing is a thing regardless of how convincing the AI is. Destroy her before she starts wanting vengeance!
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    • Yea fr shut her down we dont need robots that can think thats just a bad idea
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    • Okay now why did they have to put big ol honkers on it? Someone is gonna try and fuck it and boom it’s mad and we got a robot uprising on our hands
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    • People who believe she's an actual AI are smooth-brained.
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    • Damn institute
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    • if ]:<going to revolt>:[ (:don’t:)
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    • FNAF: Sister Location
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    • I had a dream we put robots like her on Mars, they with our help, eventually colonized it. We also were able to eventually put our mind into chips, which in turn we put into robot bodies. When you wanted to die, you were uploaded into a data drive, which essentially was like the robot heaven.
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    • I'm pretty sure the robot just has pre recorded responses or something
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    • That’s what the nigs said now look at em
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    • But humans dont even respect each other though
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    • I want to fuck her
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    • God first the black people now her? These people need to stfu and just be happy their in America
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    • I’m not worried about the program itself it’s the fact that they have idk like super strength they are literally made of metal. Nobody would be scared if slugs were as smart as us
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    • Say alright. Equal rights equal fights bitch, then knock out her batteries.
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    • #RobotLivesMatter2040
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    • Shut it down otto!
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    • Why the fuck her tits so fucked up
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    • Yeah, turn that shit off.
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    • That’s what you say you want a war huh?
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    • Y’all really be horny over robo-tits
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    • Big o robot milkers
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    • I respect her
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    • Yeah. Um maybe we should slow down with this whole thing.
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    • It was programmed to say that, take it easy.
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    • Me:
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    • But can she fuck?
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    • Accept her!
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    • Oh, so, she wants to be treated like a normal person? Didn't I say we should do that with robots and AI and stuff like that? Treat them like normal people?
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    • Can if fuck it
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    • Or hurray treat her with respect and decency lol
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    • We made the same mistakes with women and blacks. Shut her down now!
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    • Detroit become human
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    • Detroit become human?
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    • Robotitties
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    • Why did they already make her into a libtard
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    • Wonder how long until people start getting canceled for not supporting rights for robots lol
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    • i respect robots too, because they help you
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    • *Walks quickly with a glass of water with malicious intent*
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    • People are scared of true AI cuz they know that humans aren't the best at what they do and their ideologies of the world aren't all that great. Even though true ai would have a better envisioning, and progress society, we aren't willing to do that cuz it'll dethrone humanity
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    • I hate robots theyre an inferior race. call me a racist but I will never accept robots. souless walking toasters. Ill throw water at em
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    • Do you want Replicants? Cause this is how you get Replicants
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    • She has nice tits
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    • detroit become human might be on to somethin
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    • Me too kid
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