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Vegan claims eggs are worse for you than
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    • Vegans and anti mask supporters share the same IQ and sources
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    • Kido3589 1 jul
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    • Pretty sure eggs don’t give you COPD, lung cancer, throat cancer, gum cancer, rotted teeth...
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    • The logic behind it is "If you had 1 egg for every cigarette you've had youd be very unhealthy" like yeah no shit eating 20 eggs every day isnt good for you, neither is 20 apples or 20 oranges
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    • When I was a lad I ate 3 dozen eggs every morning to help me get Large. Now that I’m grown, I eat 5 dozen eggs, so I’m roughly the size of a BARGEEEEE
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    • Bitches be like "you wouldn't eat a human fetus" bitch yes I would
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    • Everyone that has ever breathed air has died therefore AIR=POISON... stop breathing!
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    • lomld 1 jul
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    • Everyone that eat eggs die
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    • If you chug a bunch of dollar store raw eggs, sure 😒
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    • You you are vegan because of medical conditions okay. Of you are vegan or vegetarian because you believe it is healthier LOL you are fucking wrong. Look it up.
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    • Good thing I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and don't eat eggs
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    • I bet she’s a super leftists as well...
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    • Im vegan
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    • My doctor eats 12 eggs a day. He is the healthiest man I've ever met! He's weird... but healthy as shit!
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    • Vegan climbs Mt. Everest to prove vegans aren’t weak, dies.
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    • Gaston, who eats five dozen eggs every day, reading this article:
      ComicsHQ 1 jul
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    • Now here be out, if you smoked 100 cigarettes in a row you would be pretty fucked, but if you ate 100 eggs you would explode
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    • How Democrats get their facts.
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    • Her iq is room temperature
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    • Vegans are worse for you than cancer
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    • Footage 1 jul
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    • Definitely 100% not worse. But it’s also nowhere near as good as they claim it is, and the cholesterol is off the fucking roof
      Mazin009 1 jul
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    • I don’t get why they can’t just be vegan without trying to force everyone else to be vegan. It’s not like we force them to eat meat
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    • This is probably the only vegan on earth who would say that. Most vegans are very reasonable.
      lwpack 1 jul
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    • Gunser 3 jul
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    • I’m allergic to eggs, and I feel like I’m missing out. Not eggs in like baking, just cooked eggs like scrambled sunny side up stuff, idk why.
      ODogX 2 jul
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    • Her calculations: “Everyone who eats an egg will die”
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    • Most vegans are fake. To be a true vegan use, vegan makeup(not tested on animals), vegan healthcare products, vegan clothes, vegan cars(no leather seats, steering wheels, etc.), etc...
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    • So all that bullshit about eggs being unhealthy was a lie. Boomers legit lied to us.
      GLoomis 1 jul
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    • I eat eggy every day
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    • Vegans, anti vax, and anti masks are all in the same retard pool.
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    • “According to this article I read-“
      ATOMlC 2 jul
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    • Eggs must be the most healthy food there is. The nutrient content is insane. Low carb, low calories, high protein, healthy fats. The one bad thing was its saturated fat content, but a recent meta-analysis showed that the saturated fats from eggs actually don’t increase cardiovascular disease.
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    • Well.... I mean not defending vegans or anything but say you smoke half a pack a day of cigs so 10/day and we’ll say 1 cig=1 egg. There’s a lot of cholesterol in eggs if you ate 10/day for years and years
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    • Ngl I miss smoking cigarettes. It's been 3 years but I can't go back now
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    • Vegans aren’t really people
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    • Well 100% of people who eat eggs die
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    • I don't eat a pack of eggs a day
      gorbla 1 jul
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    • I agree to this..... I am deathly allergic to eggs
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    • I actually read this article. It was something like eating a large number of eggs is worse for your health than smoking, therefore any amount of eggs is bad. Except her calculations was something incredibly dumb like 100 eggs a day
      EmGemHAC 1 jul
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    • Fuck no, I’m still mid bulk. I need the protein. As soon as the average vegan isn’t built like a twig I might listen to them.
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    • Her sources
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    • Yes this is true. So be sure to smoke at least as many packs as you can vegans. Be sure to hold your breath on each puff and suck down that healthy stick. Yellow teeth is a sign that you'll live a long life.
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    • She used the Cum Calc 5000
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    • Eggs are a superfood lol
      Jerando 1 jul
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    • %100 of people who've dead in 2020 have breathed oxygen at least one point in there life
      Ofenced 1 jul
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    • Bitch then I should be dead because I eat den eggs everyday
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    • mkay imma go have a cig then
      Seasonal 1 jul
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    • Vegans by choice have a collective iq of 65
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    • Let me take a fat rip from this egg
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    • It’s true. I once tried a bite of a fried an egg an it gave me lung cancer but I’ve been smoking for years. Crazy
      Jinxzy 1 jul
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    • Let’s play the game “How high she was while making this”, ill start. 6ft
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    • It's odd that society has decided to ostracize smoking when there are not only worse things legal and socially acceptable. But tobacco helped found and build this country.
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    • With both DIRECTION and MAGNITUDE https://ifunny.co/fun/p7ZnNejM7
      BigBoyMe 1 jul
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    • Vegans are jokes
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    • And she is hot according to her calculation
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    • Did you guys hear? 100% of vegans will eventually die. Look how dangerous it is.
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    • Being vegan was originally supposed to combat the wastefulness and un-environmentally friendliness of factory farms but a lot of vegan substitutes are extremely bad for the environment and natural ecosystems
      Clirkus 2 jul
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    • He calculations had you eating an absurd amount of eggs and smoking one cigarette
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    • Lmfao what?! No, I’m sorry but eggs don’t cause cancer
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    • E g g s are everywhere
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    • “Meat eater claims fasting for the rest of your life is healthier than being vegan “
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    • theres a difference between vegetarians and vegans, one is a person going on an all vegetable diet, another is annoying
      meatman_ 1 jul
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    • Good thing I smoke and eat eggs everyday. Fuck this world.
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    • There are a lot of stupid vegans who ruin peoples interpretation of vegans. Some people genuinely feel bad eating anything that comes from animals, and they aren't being vegan just 2 feel entitled.
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    • Being alive is the most fatal disease out there. Statistics show 100 percent of people who live, die. Still think living is cool? Think again.(to all the depressed people out there this is a joke pls don’t k*ll yourself. You are valued and loved.)
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    • Bro. I eat half a dozen eggs a day, I should be dead now
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    • You can be whatever you want to be, vegan, vegetarian, etc. But the moment you start telling people off fir not wanting to eat the way you do, I lose all respect for your choices and will gladly tell you to go fuck yourself.
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    • I read the article it’s so funny how wrong she is
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    • As a smoker a can confirm one thing, she is fucking stupid
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    • Eggs are actually very healthy just don’t put them in your soup cuz that’s weird
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    • Because the crazy amount of artery clogging cholesterol . Eggs are pure cholesterol
      M1911 1 jul
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    • Eggs are very high in cholesterol. That's all I can think of
      Kale_ 1 jul
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    • It must me hard being that stupid
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    • Murder
      Cornbred 1 jul
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    • I dunno, if she has an ass that phat I’m inclined to temporarily believe her
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    • You know what the worst thing for your health is? Sticking your nose into other peoples business and way of life, keep to your fucking self and mind your own.
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    • Featured once again?
      Javii 1 jul
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    • Good thing I eat both
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    • Protein vs lung cancer... Huh
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    • "Her"
      Shorbzt 1 jul
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    • Same bitches that won’t eat eggs,swallow nut
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    • nope, there’s legit studies to prove it, but fuck them i love eggs
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    • Well, both eggs and cigarettes taste better than vegans.
      raginman 1 jul
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    • Egg yolks are massive doses of cholesterol. 1 is enough for your entire days intake. But you're not a baby back bitch so eat as many as you want.
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    • I mean they are high in cholesterol but they don’t ruin your lungs
      IAmAsh 1 jul
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    • it must be nice to have an iq so low you can be happy with your own stupidity
      Chaz 1 jul
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    • Phexal 1 jul
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    • Feature with 29 likes,these guys are just getting these from random ass places
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    • My great grandmother loved eggs so much that she ate them basically every meal. She died of cancer
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    • They have the same IQ as their amount of sources
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