• (Smash character select screen)
Girl: hmm I'll be Pikachu he's so cute, WAIT,
Pichu's even cuter! Oh but who's this little
guy? Squirtle? OOOOHH and who's this?
Peach? Daisy? They look like me don't you
think?
Me (sweating): fuck, this bitch really gonna
pick the high tiers on me
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    • I pick Kirby cause Kirby puff his cheeks and fly
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    • I mean pichu was nerfed to oblivion, pikachu is better
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    • Only reason to be scared of someone picking a character is if thats the persons main and they are good at the game. Even then a good player can beat most people with a low teir. And for casual play character choice doeant matter cause its for fun
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    • When you tell them you main a mii
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    • Everyone who plays for the first time, especially girls, will pick Yoshi, Kirby, or Jigglypuff
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    • Cries in heavyweight
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    • Samus main’s are the worst. They play really dirty and not fair. I should know. I’m a Samus main
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    • When I play with my friends I just play as different people until I find ones I like
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    • I like beating the shit out of children with kirby
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    • Kirby is the first time character
      FunL 25 jul
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    • Me: *picks Donkey Kong because it's fun* My brain: "hee hoo DaNkEy KaNg"
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    • Low tier players rise up
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    • Link main gang
      savav 25 jul
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    • If in doubt, use Hero and thwack
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    • Me about to rock her shit with Link
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    • Captian falcon for life
      ZELT1343 25 jul
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    • I always loved using kirby to kick my brothers ass in smash 😊
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    • My friends are all obsessed with Nintendo and I've never really played any except Mario Maker. One day we all got together and they wanted to see how I'd do at smash. I ended up absolutely wrecking them all using Kirby, didn't know the controls or how to play, just figured it out as I went.
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    • me maiming little mac
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    • I swear I read “pichu is a squirter” and part of me almost died
      BilthBoy 26 jul
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    • I'm a Little Mac main, but then again, I don't know shit about Smash
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    • Game & Watch mains rise up
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    • PorkSword 25 jul
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    • smash players after not fucking a child for one whole day
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    • I always pick random cause only God can help my opponents by picking a character I’m least perfect with.
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    • Link mains wya
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    • I dont really play but when I do I play bayonetta
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    • Ive only ever met Kirby mains who spam side, up, and down b. That’s literally all they use. If you can’t win without spamming then you’re useless.
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    • If I ever get a switch I'll be a Joker main for obvious reasons.
      Kranis 26 jul
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    • The only true top tier is Pac-Man, change my mind
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    • Idc what tier your character is or who you pick at all, but if you’re a bullshit tryhard who thinks they need to spew bullshit smash terminology in the middle of the match please go die. One of my friends is like this and I hate playing with him because of it.
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    • I play ganon what is "winning"
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    • I used doctor mario in smash and had never played before. I figured out hoe to throw pills and just started naming drugs as I jumped around tossing pulls at my friends, won 6 games in a row because mario is so nimble
      iFearx 26 jul
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    • I’m still picking cloud or terry because those are my boys
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    • NGaiged 28 jul
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    • Donkey Kong becuz he... mmm... monke
      nut_zack 27 jul
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    • link mains where you at
      Kasagure 26 jul
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    • Who needs anything else when you can dair into rest.
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    • I like to play as pikachu but I'm not very good with him. Is he actually supposed to be good and I'm just really trash?
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    • Just play Ike. Easiest way to win.
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    • My bestfriends cousin was talking mad shit about how good he was in smash. Never really played on the switch only the 64. I tore him up and he just kept making excuses.
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    • I play isabelle for the soul fact of beating the shit out of people who think I’m doing it cause she’s cute
      DuskuIl 26 jul
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    • I’m a ganon main and I swear it’s like people’s stocks don’t exist
      Sharrief 26 jul
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    • Ridley’s my fuckin homie. Don’t know or care what their he’s in. I just wanna play him and vibe.
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    • Toon Link Gang
      Numbuh_2 26 jul
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    • I’ve always loved playing as the Mii Brawler
      Z1995 26 jul
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    • I got a mean Little Mac
      Leo777654 25 jul
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    • I only play Little Mac and people still get mad at me
      MeatHook 25 jul
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    • Laughs in little mac
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    • Peach and daisy take a ton of sk1ll to play well if anyone casually plays smash they wouldn't know any of their float cancel and turnip combos
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    • Sheik is my shit though
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    • Incineroar low tiers rise up
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    • She must be a god at the game.
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    • I pick inkling cuz she s hot
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    • I wish I wasn’t so fucking trash at smash ultimate
      DEDDED 27 jul
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    • My first character was Riddly all the princesses suck ass
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    • Pikachu mains rise up
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    • Donkey Kong because monke
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    • It may not be a popular pick, but I love playing as lucario in smash because of the damage boost
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    • Doc mains, Dedede main, Dark Pit main. Rise up.
      Cables 25 jul
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    • I play Puff. Your boos only make me stronger
      ElijahB 25 jul
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    • Pichu ain’t high tier
      Urbanxx 25 jul
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    • I will fuck up anyone with lucario.
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    • I main Ridley lol
      VAMPIRISM 27 jul
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    • This is probably only me, but I like to use the Mii Fighters.
      SpeedThok 26 jul
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    • I almost reversed three stocked my friemd using Kirby while she was using Gannon.
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    • shulk main here hahaha
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    • Cant a girl like ass slamming people as bowser?
      Hewaa 26 jul
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    • i main as corrin which isnt very common, i just love her side attacks
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    • King Dedede OP
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    • *insert gordo
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    • story time: I used to play smash all the time when I was younger and first character was Peach.( ion know I was like 7) then I was like nah I want to learn the blue guy(Lucario) so I mastered him and his moves and every week there was a game night at my library where we would have just dance on 1/2
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    • I usually main Ike or wii fit
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    • Cloud mains wya
      Stinkeroo 26 jul
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    • I main Zelda because she cute
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    • Play melee
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    • Lucario op
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    • I only ever played Kirby and Trainer
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    • Kirby gang
      Slank 25 jul
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    • I always go for the fire emblem characters cause they're the most fun to play for myself
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    • I main zero suit samus. Is that a good choice or should I pick a better character?
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    • little Mac mains wya
      thikomode 27 jul
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    • All smash DLC characters are OP
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    • I always played as Zelda in Brawl and I kicked my older brother’s ass
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    • Love that guy. He's funny af
      Lanturnt 26 jul
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    • What tier is meta knight?
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    • Lord knows I'd smash
      Amron47 26 jul
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    • Bowser mains rise up
      Roloman11 26 jul
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    • *smiles in Ganon*
      Icestorme 26 jul
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    • Lucas is love Lucas is life
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    • Lucas PK Fire time
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    • Heya girl over here, just sayin the character kinda depends on the how good the player is like I'm rlly good at playing Zelda (pls dont attack me was just sayin some advice)
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    • Squirtle? High-tier? First I'm hearing of this.
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    • Lucas mains wya
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    • Kirby is the best
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    • Pick luigi
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