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soulja boy owes me $12.65
im staying at my dads (his gf) and
he told me to sleep in her sons
room cuz he ain't home. mf got
the Jack Off Chamber set up. he's
even got a nature valley bar to
energize afterwards
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    • Dont touch a thing in that room
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    • if you use a blacklight in that room, you’ll find a preschool
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    • Let's take it for a test drive
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    • Wouldn’t use those sheets if I were you
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    • I think I’ll sleep on the couch
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    • Never once used lotion.
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    • Am I the only one who stroked out reading the first part?
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    • Masturbation station
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    • When I accidentally touch one of the used tissues
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    • Kids making ropes like a spider.
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    • 10/10 setup
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    • Pocket pussy, wet wipes, and lube. The only way to go. Unless you live with your chick but I can’t be waiting every 4 days to bust a laundry load.
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    • What a fucked living situation
      Estapier 1 aug
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    • What is the point of lotion when jacking off? Never used it
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    • The masturbation station
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    • If he sat on that bed he'd get pregnant no doubt
      CL0UDY 1 aug
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    • I don’t get why people don’t just go in there bathroom and cum into some toilet paper and then flush it you can even do it while sitting or laying down if you lay it on your stomach
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    • Respect
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    • I wouldn’t touch anything in that room cos it’s probably gonna be crunchy
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    • Don’t hate
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    • The son seeing this: 👁 👄 👁
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    • Give this man his $12.65
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    • He has deodorant too lol
      Johndo 1 aug
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    • The Jizz Fairy left a dollar under his cum rags
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    • Stand name: Sticky Fingers. Oh shit that's taken. Actual stand name: Wet Sausage
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    • Now all it needs is the dick annihilator 3000 with realistic screams
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    • He needs better lotion
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    • For the love of god, don't put on his socks
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    • Dry jerking is probably more mainstream and easier but on special occasions treat your self to a lotion jerk, it feels good and it's healthy for us foreskinners especially, just make sure to clean under the hood before the lotion dries.
      Bruddy 2 aug
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    • cool pfp
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    • Is that a dollar between the lotion and deodorant?
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    • Only pussies use lotion.
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    • I still feel terrible that I got some dome from my gf in her mom’s bf’s daughter’s room when we stayed the night there
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    • Mans got a system
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    • I don’t like that the trash cans full
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    • Damn and you gotta expose him like that?
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    • Wait do people actually use lotion and tissues to jo? I thought that was a meme
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    • I mean it is his room. He wasn’t expecting company
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    • It would be rude if you didn't use it
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    • I can't use tissues. They're too flimsy and leave pieces on your dick
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    • Just straight up out in the open, that man fears nothing
      Krembit 1 aug
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    • bet the room smells like rotten mango
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    • Who else doesn’t use tissues, Cus they just stick to your dick? Just bear your meat wipe it with a sock or some shit throw it into the dirty laundry and shower. No shame in fapping of done right.
      Mataetae 2 aug
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    • Yall some dirty mfs what yall think the tissues for
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    • I don’t understand how people jerk off with a tissue? That shit tears up and the tissue just gets completely soaked
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    • I rate the setup
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    • Whenever I first figured out about jerking off I was super young (I'm 22 now and this was before I moved in 2009 so I was like 11, I distinctly remember having orgasms but no jizz would come out, so that young) Anyways I used soap because I didn't know any better and didn't think about it (1/2)
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    • I sleep outside before i sleep in someone else’s room
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    • Its dontai
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    • Who tf uses lotion, makes one hell of a mess and there’s really no need
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    • Do people actually use lotion? I can’t do that shit man
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    • Take that dollar bitch
      Zetaon 1 aug
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    • Dont try to blame it on him after they found it the morning after your first night
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    • For that Post-Nut clarity
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    • “Yeah I’m just gonna sleep in the car”
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    • Gordon Ramsey comes in with the black light and has a stroke
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    • the cum dungeon
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    • The cum bucket
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    • Am I the only one who feel super uncomfortable in someone else's bed?
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    • Dude even left himself tip money by the lotion
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    • He got a whole ass Nut Station in his mod slot
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    • Who tf needs lotion though
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    • You people use lube??
      crutonz 1 aug
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    • Anyone else have a fucking seizure reading that first part?
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    • Her dad is her bf?? I’m confused.
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    • Do people not use lotion or blow their noses?
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    • Ew
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    • Dollar bill for a buck fuck
      Linebat 2 aug
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    • When you’re single for too long
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    • Welcome to his masterbatorium
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    • Welcome to the jackatorium
      ivxs7950 1 aug
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    • The correct terminology is "spanktuary".
      NickSax 1 aug
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    • Tucker’s masturbatorium
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    • dude you’re sleeping in the cum zone literally
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    • Dudes like that r disgusting ngl
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    • Not even an attempt to hide it or put the lotion in a different part of the room, nothing. Shits set up like an assembly line
      Valflame 1 aug
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    • My mans got the coom cavern
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    • You're your dad's girlfriend? Sweet home Alabama
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    • No water-based lubricant no silicone lubricant just some hand lotion Man get out of here
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    • But did you ever get your $12.65 tho?
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    • Ain't no where safe to sleep in that room....you better off sleeping on the couch!
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    • Homie got a full blown masturbation station
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    • No, he jizzes on the nature valley bar to keep it from crumbling apart before he eats it
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    • Who tf uses lotion like that. I use coconut oil
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    • I don't like how I'm using the exact same thing as a trash can
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    • Imagine needing lotion and tissues
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    • How do mfs make due with facial tissues. It takes a towel or a facecloth for me to clean up after sh00ting rope
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    • Wait u guys use energy bars pfft weak
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    • MYOB - your mom us a whore....
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    • "There son gets a girlfriend" the parents: so in here is our son's room and to the left you will see his masterbation station
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    • Jackoff chamber 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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    • It’s called a jack shack Bill!
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    • That had to stink
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    • He and his gf*.. like god damn it’s not that hard 🤣
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    • We should call that the clarity chamber, due to post but clarity
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