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    • Why kind of pussy ass bitch says this? If someone hits you, you break that person's bones so they cant hit you again.
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    • I mean, a kid should be taught to defend himself though?
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    • When someone hits you evaluate whether or not you can wreck their shit if yes fucking go for it bro
      Robopantz 12 jan
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    • Never swing first but finish it when they decide to start it
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    • Start no shit, take no shit.
      xBags 12 jan
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    • Fuck no if someone hits you it’s perfectly ok to defend yourself
      bruhday 12 jan
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    • Self defense is a natural right.
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    • How about you teach your thug spawn to not assault their peers? Would help your community. Until then, I’ll teach my children to defend themselves and grievously injure their attacker!
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    • That's right! Teach your kids to play victim every time someone hits or disrespects their opinions. We need more pussies in society. How else will the extreme left control the masses?
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    • Nope. I'll teach my kid(s) self defense, to hit back when someone hits them and finish the fight that the other person started. Maybe you should teach your child not to be a giant asshole that enjoys bullying others.
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    • If thine pussy bitch cannot take it, thine pussy bitch should not disheth it out
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    • Lemme guess...your kid bullied another kid and got his ass whooped.
      priestxD 12 jan
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    • No, fuck off cuck my kid will murder yours and id be proud
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    • YaBoiMaxamus
      "hey bud, so remember, if somebody hits you, take it like a little bitch and go get help"
      YaBoiMaxamus 12 jan
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    • This is why liberals want to ban guns. They don’t want people to defend themselves. They are conditioning people to just roll over and let the government do whatever it wants to you. That’s the only way socialism works.
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    • Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.
      Esiason 12 jan
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    • "Remember kiddo, if someone bullies you, be a pussy ass bitch and do nothing about it, complain to your teacher and principal and watch them do jack shit about the problem and then take a bigger beating from the bully because you snitched on them."
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    • Always defend yourself. It's better to go down fighting the
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    • My kids gonna get treated to ice cream if he stands up for himself and others against a bully fuck you mean.
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    • Fuck you I'm telling my kids if someone hits them they need to beat the ever loving shit out of them. I'll stand by selfdefense all day long.
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    • If someone hits you have to fight back
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    • Bullshit. My kids will not get pick on or bullied. They are trained to fight until someone breaks it up.
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    • Fuck no ppl need to learn to defend themselves not to be pussies
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    • I got expelled for beating the shit out of the teacher’s son for pushing my shoulder back in 5th grade. No regrets, will teach my future children to defend themselves.
      _Max 13 jan
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    • Fuck that. If your kid hits mine then it’s on. Their dad can catch hands too
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    • Let’s all beat the shit out of him sense he clearly won’t fight back.
      cheeko 13 jan
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    • My kids will beat the shit out of Eric Holman’s kids, then they’ll beat the shit out of him
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    • Never throw the first punch but always throw the last
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    • I have my son in Jiu Jitsu. Not only to stay healthy and build discipline, but to be able to defend himself as he grows up.
      PorkSword 12 jan
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    • If somone hits you , hit them back harder*
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    • If someone attack you, fight back. If you’re a parent and you tell your kid otherwise and won’t stand up for them if they have to fight back, you’re a shitty parent.
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    • If thou cannot taketh the heat... stay outeth the kitchen.
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    • If my child tells yours to stop and they don't, my kid has the green light to rock your kids socks. Bullying is not ok and my kid will stop it before it becomes an issue. If you think letting your kid bully others is ok then you shouldn't reproduce
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    • I don’t want my kid starting nothin but if another kid does my kid better kick his ass or don’t come home
      K1ngme 12 jan
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    • And y’all wonder why bullying is a huge issue lol
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    • Dude you better believe no bitch ass little mommys boy is going to hit my kid and get away unscathed.
      Melorie 12 jan
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    • The problem today is say you hit back, and break the kids nose or something. Their parents are gonna sue and today's fucked up medical system is gonna make it tough on your parents for the obscene rate they charge for the x-rays and whatever they do. If you do something worse like break a leg, GG.
      SoThatOne 12 jan
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    • I bet his could got clocked after deciding to start sum and now he cryin
      JJokay 12 jan
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    • Don’t mistake vengeance for justice -Batman probably
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    • Fuck “don’t swing first” the first person to get hit usually loses the fight. If it gets to the point you know you’re getting into a fight, swing first. You get in trouble for defending yourself in school anyway. As an adult if you’re still getting into fights you need to re-evaluate life decisions.
      Spade25 12 jan
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    • “Never throw the first punch. But make damn sure you throw the last one.”
      Feyrez 12 jan
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    • Actually this is bad. It teaches the kid to not stand up for themselves and depletes their sense of self preservation.
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    • Who says that? Eric you throw hands you getting hands thrown back
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    • Okay, here's a tip when some random guy starts a fight with you. Go for cheap shots, you aren't fighting professionally, you have no idea what the other guy is capable of, he can steal your wallet, take your clothes and force you to walk home naked, or continue beating you even though you're out
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    • Eye for and eye, right?
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    • Just primp slap them
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    • Raise victors, not victims
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    • Who’s also as dumb as this bitch
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    • If you hit me im gonna hit you back and harder... When i have a kid im gonna teach him the same thing and when i go to school to speak about why hes getting suspended im gonna ask you what reason did your kid have to hit mine... And if you give me a stupid answer im gonna tell my kid to hit your kid
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    • When I was 5 in school a kid bit my ear and I cried and my dad said if I punch him in the face hell buy me snickers. So I told the kid that I have to hit him in the face for a snickers and he was like "you did" and I'm like what ? N he was like that's why i was crying too bc you smashed me in the
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    • My dad always said never start a fight but always finish one.
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    • "How dare this kid hit my kid back? How dare they not let me kid do whatever they please? Please don't teach your kids to defend themselves."
      Rioul 12 jan
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    • Wtf is that pussy-ass shit
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    • Why so I can raise a lil bitch?
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    • If you get hit, hit back 10x as hard. Always stand up for yourself. If someone tries to stop you, take them out too.
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    • If I have a kid they’re not gonna be a bitch
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    • When a kid hits you, give him a high five. In the face. With a chair.
      kjds 12 jan
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    • *Angry school noises*
      High_Nun 12 jan
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    • Tf you tell your kids then? Become a beta bitch?
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    • Never hit somebody first, but if you get hit ALWAYS deck their ass.
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    • Don’t hit first and don’t perish them but the second they throw a hand you’re free to lay the total fucksmack on their foolish ass
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    • My children will be taught self defense in the same way that I was, “don’t start shit but if someone else starts it then you better finish it”
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    • Violence solves everything wether ur the pen or the sword someone will end up hurt
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    • You do what you want with ur kids but my kid is not going to be a punk bitch
      SIut_1O1 12 jan
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    • Knock that fuckers teeth out or put on a leash and be their bitch, there is no in between
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    • Raise victors, not victims
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    • I fucking hate my father
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    • My parents always told me “if someone hits you and you hit them back you won’t get in trouble because it’s self defense” teach your kid not to start something if they can’t handle the consequences
      Ligaya_ 14 jan
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    • My parents always told me “if they start it, you finish it”
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    • Fucking liberals
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    • There was a bigger girl in my daughter's 3rd grade class that was alway pushing my daughter and pulling her hair. Finally my daughter had enough nock the fuck out of the girl. I had been teaching her to punch sine she was 3. School call my wife. We had been complaining to the school.
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    • Wtf kinda message is that person trying to send? Cause it SOUNDS like don't defend yourself.
      _Mr_Todd_ 12 jan
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    • No way. Any kid of mine is fully allowed to not START a fight but can absolutely FINISH it. Jesus may tell me to, but I’m not that good of a Christian.
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    • Like a hockey fight, once they go down it stops. Any more is assault and unnecessary. Anyway, yeah if you get hit first, drop their ass.
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    • Shit if someone hits your ass hit his or her ass back
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    • If someone hits you, knock their ass tf out.
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    • If your kid hits my kid without cause, then I expect my kid to react. It's instinct, and maybe we should be teaching people to keep their hands to themselves.
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    • Yeah, don’t defend yourself, that’ll show em
      Fire 12 jan
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    • Start no harm but take no shit!
      TreesusR 12 jan
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    • Why try to make kids feel safe when the methods that are being used are just harming them more than it is helping them by giving them a false sense of safety when in reality the world's a fucked up place where you can't really be soft unless you wanna get fucked?
      Zanoro 12 jan
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    • There's a kid that got suspended for beating up a bully that had been trying to hit him his parents sued the school system and the judge ruled and his favor saying he had the right to defend himself
      Lycan223 12 jan
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    • Dont start shit, but on your ass, finish it.
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    • lot of badasses in these comments that have not been in an actual fight before
      zuccage 14 jan
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    • “Okay son so if a bully punches you shove your thumbs behind their eyes hard until they stop moving”
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    • This one nigga used to attack me, even tried to bite me, but I didn't give a shit cause everyone hated him already, and I could laugh at what a fucking Savage he was
      ETERI 12 jan
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    • I was bullied as a kid, but my momma raised me to be polite and not be mean. By the time I was about twelve, she was done with that. She told me to give them two warnings, the 3-strike-out rule. They do something mean twice, let them know. Three times, fair game.
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    • Why would you not want your kid to defend themselves? If you teach your kid to be a pussy, you are setting them up for failure in life.
      johnlani 12 jan
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    • Nope. Fight back, finish what they started.
      VanimaI 12 jan
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    • So dumbass u would rather ur kid get pummeled to a pulp than defend themselves
      pawmazing 12 jan
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    • I will not hit you first, but if I must use force, I will use overwhelming force.
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    • Honestly for the most part if you swing back it either makes the situation better after, or it stays the same. Can’t hurt man. Swing for the motherfuckin fences
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    • Fuck that I'll teach my kid fucking military hand to hand combat
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    • I was told never throw the first punch, but as soon as something comes your way, smear the little fucker
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    • These are the morons who think not retaliating to a military strike on your nation is "not fighting a war". When in a fight but not responding you are STILL FIGHTING you are just doing it badly. You will always be taken advantage of with this attitude and the only people with these views are....
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    • Let's find the parent who lets their kid hit everyone and doesn't want to deal with the consequences.
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    • I still remember when I was in middle school and had some problems with kids in the bus, my step dad sat me down and said "never swing first, but you make damn sure you swing last" and that's always really stuck with me.
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    • Eric sounds like a bitch
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    • Yes just let your kid get defenselessly beat up because of your pathetic excuse for parenting didnt even teach him that life's not always fair and sometimes you have to take a stand and defend yourself when no one else will.
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