• sleeping next to
someone you love
makes you fall
asleep faster,
reduces depression,
and helps you live
longer.
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    • No wonder I dont sleep
      kynla 12 jul
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    • Awesome now I just need someone who loves me
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    • Actually, sleeping next to someone I love keeps me awake longer, due to the massive erection stopping me from sleeping on my stomach
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    • That explains a lot
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    • That’s why I can’t sleep
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    • Ima die when I'm 19
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    • And I’m just here like:
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    • Thanks for reminding me That I don’t get to experience this...
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    • Being happy makes you happier, holy shit
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    • Guess I’m dying early. Good.
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    • I really believe I will never have a caring gf/wife in my lifetime
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    • Why does ifunny feature this when they know their audience is a bunch of unlovable incels
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    • Yeah well spooning someone you just fucked into the ground is also pretty sweet...js
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    • If you feel down, like me. Give me a like so at least I feel better.
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    • Cya y'all next year at my funeral
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    • Can I go one day without being reminded how alone I fucking am? I hate how people humble brag their relationships while leaving those of us too ugly to have one of our own to blow in the wind. I want to start dating again but I live in the South where being gay gets you hung. So can I please have...
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    • Catch me dead at 30
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    • My girlfriend of almost 3 years broke up with me about a week ago. Feels bad man.
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    • Last time I tried that she screamed "WHO ARE YOU!?" and called the police. Long story short I got arrested and a restraining order put against me. Pretty tragic
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    • Me when I had Depression:
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    • I wouldn't know
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    • What about sleeping next to someone you hate?
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    • Why the fuck was this featured
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    • So if I sleep next to my gaming pc....?
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    • I love meh blankets🗿 which means I'm set boys
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    • Cuddles r gud, but If im tryna sleep my gurl is getting pushed to the other side of the bed.
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    • My girl broke up with me two months ago. I really miss coming over after work and lying down with her. That sleep was better than any sleep I’ve had with Zquil or Benadryl.
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    • Shit, y’all really just throwing shit in my face now
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    • I hope to try it one day! :)
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    • "Just in, StaticJewel dies by the young age of 21"
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    • That's why I fall asleep instantly after jacking off to anime girl feet
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    • I guess I'll just die then
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    • Nice let me just go find someone that loves me
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    • It’s funny because now I’m sad again
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    • Is this why I'm sleep deprived all the time
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    • Too bad I’m a single lonely fuck.
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    • It takes me ages to fall asleep, I grow increasingly depressed every day, and I hope I die soon I just am anxious about what comes after death so don’t have the strength to do it myself :)
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    • Well, guess im gonna die a depressing death
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    • I’m out of luck then
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    • Guess I’ll die
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    • Cool I’m a loser nobody but my brothers kinda talk to me idk I just get forgotten about till someone needs something
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    • Yeah I don’t think loving Jesus means that kind of closeness but whatever is in Gods plan bro
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    • Guess ima die yo
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    • Like that’s ever gonna happen
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    • Then I die soon
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    • This is not proven science
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    • No wonder
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    • Well I'm boned
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    • To bad ill never get that
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    • Guess I'll die alone then
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    • well that explains a lot
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    • That kinda hurts bro
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    • Ok well I’m missing some requirements here
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    • What the hell are we gonna do with this information
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    • That explains my depression and my lack of sleep and lack of gf
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    • I'm here to help everyone just know my chats are open if you legitimately need someone to talk too
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    • Why is this information helpful? It’s not, considering I am incredibly lonely.
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    • 4 more days til the final sleep
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    • Guess imma die when in 20 lol
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    • the fact that i know you will all find someone one day makes my day :)
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    • Shut up
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    • I TOLD her that, but she keeps trying to loosen her bonds.
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    • Well my dog ain’t doin shit for me
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    • explains why my dad died at 48
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    • We should bring dislike nights back
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    • Shame she left me 3 weeks ago for some other dude after being together for 4+ years
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    • 7th_Crow I love you.
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