• sleep paralysis is honestly the most bullshit part
of being a living thing. sometimes my brain just
move. here's a demon
e, noliebug
#once i had sleep paralysis but instead of there bein
something scary in my room there was just someone
tossing salad at the foot of my bed
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    • One time I had sleep paralysis and saw my friend walk in my room. He started peeing on my floor and I realized I wasnt paralyzed, then I realized I wasnt dreaming. Then I realized he was actually pissing on my floor and he was drunk
      Nowahn 13 jan
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    • I like how hardly any real person I’ve has ever experienced sleep paralysis, yet EVERY mf on this shit app has
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    • I swear to fuck if I get another thing about removing ear wax I’m done
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    • I too have woken woken up to someone tossing my salad. Thats the last time i fall asleep on a park bench
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    • Sleep paralysis is this weird state where you’re actually still asleep but you’re also observing things around you. Things from your dream can leak into reality, and it also causes an interesting response where the feeling of your sense of self can be projected outside of your body, so you feel like
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    • I doubt it really exists like that, probably just nerds wanting attention
      Ushanka02 13 jan
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    • Yo... anyone else never had sleep paralysis?
      BillyTheG 15 jan
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    • As someone who use to suffer from sleep paralysis, its fucking terrifying. The first time, the second time, it never gets less horrifying. You want to move but you can't move a muscle but you feel yourself trying, eventually you attempt to scream by your mouth won't open and your tongue 1/2
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    • 90% of these are bullshit. Sleep paralysis is the inability to move, and it’s frightening because you can’t move. But every fucking person who posts shit like this talks about all these demons showing up and THATS NOT A PART OF SLEEP PARALYSIS
      Tobassko 13 jan
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    • Sleep paralysis is when you try to speed run sleep and end up softlocking yourself into a cutscene for 2 hours
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    • Never had sleep paralysis but I have rolled off my bed and smashed my face into my nightstand
      Grada 14 jan
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    • I've never had sleep paralysis before and for a long time i thought people made it up
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    • The salad thing is bullshit. Sleep paralysis demons/shadow people are caused by your body's innate reaction to recognize patterns, and your motor function being "shut off" because you're still in a sleep state. So your body has a hard time recognizing itself and they sense someone in there with you.
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    • I’ve had sleep paralysis three times in my life but never a demon or a figure I just couldn’t move but I was aware I was awake.
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    • Am I the only who has never had sleep paralysis before? Is it really thay common?
      LoLhamz23 13 jan
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    • My sleep paralysis was when I was 7-14 years old. Im 15 now. I sometimes had a dark figure walk up to me and rub my stomach and my inner thighs. It was suppose to be my perverted stepdad, he got arrested in July of 2019 tho so I’m safe now
      KyKy 15 jan
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    • I heard panting in my hear. Thank God I didn't see anything. I couldn't tell or scream, nothing came out. I started praying in my head, and I was able to shake my body awake. It was scary shit. Any other times (two more times) it happened, I prayed before anything happened and I got out of it right
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    • *aggressively tossing salad*
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    • That could also be scary, depending on what you mean by 'tossing salad'
      NotBama 13 jan
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    • I had sleep paralysis ONCE and god am I happy that I've never had it again.. it's the reason that I have my door shut.. the reason I try to avoid light and sleep in the dark.. so that i dont have to see this creature staring at me while I'm asleep with my eyes open.. its terrifying because your 1/2
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    • That’s still scary bc I don’t like a lot of vegetables
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    • Sometimes this sleep paralysis entity creeps over and lays on top of me. I lay on my stomach and it on my back. The last time it was backwards oh, it's head towards my feet. I could feel the difference in its body mass. It is kind of like a cloud of smog, but its presence is physically noticeable.
      5amgamer 14 jan
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    • It was a salad tossing demon and he said your salad is next
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    • I have hypnagogic hallucinations. It happens as I'm trying to fall asleep. I think I'm awake and I'm able to move. Right before it happens, my body goes cold and everything gets silent like I sense something different in the air.
      RickeyD 14 jan
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    • Am I the only one who’s never had sleep paralysis
      Zoneless 15 jan
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    • Twice I had sleep paralysis that was horrifying; another one just weird. I’ll talk about my most recent and scariest sleep paralysis (check replies)
      Hezb 14 jan
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    • Am I the only one who has never had sleep paralysi?
      Coalguy 13 jan
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    • Am I the only one who's never had sleep paralysis??
      Dusky 13 jan
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    • You can still control your breathing during sleep paralysis so take a really deep breath and it should give your brain enough oxygen to wake the rest of you up. Hope this helps someone
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    • Penis
      nDopee 13 jan
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    • A couple days after Michael Jackson died I had sleep paralysis and I saw him in my closet. I cant sleep with doors open now because of Michael Jackson..
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    • I only had sleep paralysis once as a 10 year old and I didn't even see anything my brain was just telling me something was there and if I moved I'd die. I didn't even know that was sleep paralysis until I was like 17
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    • Pretty sure that's still scary lol
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    • Sleep paralysis as terrifying as it may is still pretty cool. LSS when entering REM sleep your brain produces a chemical that stops you from moving so that you can’t act out your dreams(sleep walkers produce a lower amount of said chemical) Sleep paralysis occurs when you regain consciousness [cont]
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    • Demon: More cheese sir? Just say when
      GodTyr 14 jan
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    • Its true, I was the salad
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    • I had it once but I was able to move. It was a dog that ran into my closet. Most scariest shit I ever saw in my entire life.
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    • Yeah everyone's talkin about demons and it being like a dream state? Why tf did I just get paralysis! No image, no dream state, I just couldn't fucking move, or go back to sleep, I had to spend minutes trying to get my body up just so I can go back to sleep or get up, it was the fucking worse
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    • #OneTimeIveNeverHadSleepParalasysSoICantRelate
      Tmo101 13 jan
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    • so like, is it bad that I've never experienced this?
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    • When items from your weird ass dreams leak into reality instead of nightmares
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    • One time my parents bought this old wardrobe cabinet with a mirror that I was able to date back to the mid 1800s via small town archives. We made jokes that we had a Confederate ghost wardrobe (bought it down south).
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    • Never had it, probably never will
      Scrubicle 14 jan
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    • I've never had sleep paralysis and I'm 16 years old
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    • Sleep, or wake up and be active. Commit to your decision.
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    • Demons arent real. Its our mind manifesting our fears and anxiety into forms of images we've experienced through life.
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    • I've had sleep paralysis once before but there was no demon. It was my sister at the foot of my bed, she threw candy on me and I felt like I had a heart attack. I couldn't breathe like I was gonna suffocate from paralysis or something
      iFalco 13 jan
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    • I had sleep paralysis a couple times, but I never hallucinated a demon.
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    • That was Ron Swansons paralysis demon
      gman4780 13 jan
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    • Tossing salad or Tossing SALAD?
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    • That was your cousin playing with his penis
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    • Am I the only one who has never experienced sleep paralysis?
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    • I give myself a boner and snap out of it
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    • I had a sleep paralysis where I heard and felt a bunch of table saws and other similar machinery cut me apart
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    • In prison that takes on a whole new kind of meaning 😩
      McDaddy 13 jan
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    • Kebnezir 13 jan
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    • So everyone has sleep paralysis now..? So many features about it
      Ruft 13 jan
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    • One time I had sleep paralysis and it was just John Denver singing Country Roads softly, like a lullaby
      Luty 13 jan
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    • i’ve had sleep paralysis but i’ve been able to move from my body and walk around... not very far but able to travel
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    • I've never actually seen anything during sleeo paralysis. What usally happens to me is I uwve a scary dream, then wake up from it, I am so startled that I want to get up and move around, but I can't. That's when I freak out and panic. That's when I try to desperately to move and scream, but hardly
      Quazerty 15 jan
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    • Deadass on Christmas my sleep paralysis demon was Santa
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    • If you own an Alexa device there's this command "Alexa help me sleep" or sum. And Alexa literally has you lay flat on your back and practice focusing on different parts of your body. Well far enough in and your body should start to feel relaxed and drained. So coming towards the end (I think)...
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    • Are ya'll actually experiencing this? Ya'll act like it's just a dream. My sleep paralysis is always the same, no matter what. I'm wherever I'm sleeping and can't move except my eyes. Sometimes it's cold, sometimes it's not. It's always scary but there's nothing out of the ordinary.
      KarsSama 14 jan
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    • I had sleep paralysis once in my entire life and instead of a demon, it was my fir hip-hop and jazz teacher walking towards me and rubbing his face like a TikTok f-boy
      BlazyBoio 14 jan
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    • One t iij me I had a dream where I felt the outside world in my dream. Like I was walking with my aunt and my sister and I kept falling to the side. I kept falling and it just got worse and worse. I kept getting dragged onto my right side and it felt suffocating like I was being covered.
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    • Sleep paralysis happens because your brain is like half awake but your body is basically sleeping and your brain doesn’t want you to act out your dreams so it freezes you up, and the “demon” is you’re you seeing your dream in real life, because you’re technically still sleeping but also awake so 1/2
      pigles1 14 jan
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    • Never had one of these all of you are sociopaths or some shit
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    • I get sleep paralysis all the time but no fckn demon
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    • Damn, I kinda don’t care
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    • I never experienced this but don’t you have to be in a certain position like laying on your back ?
      chris0184 13 jan
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    • I have literally never experienced sleep paralysis in my life. I feel like that one dude who never experienced sneezing and genuinely thought everybody else was just messing with him.
      LulzOrNaw 13 jan
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    • The reason there are demons and shit is because you're still sleeping technically, so you have the ability to dream still, so when you find that you're unable to move and you panic, you're subconsciously thinking about the bad things that might get you. That's why it's advised that you don't panic.
      Snavels 13 jan
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    • But were they tossing YOUR salad? Know your worth, Kings 👑
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    • Sleep paralysis is a hoax. Yalls just weak.
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    • Is sleep paralysis actually a thing? I’ve never experienced anything like this ever
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    • That would be worse than a demon
      Loags22 13 jan
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    • Some people can have it once in their life or even never. I’ve only ever had that shit twice and it’s fucking scary. Basically you wake up but you’re paralyzed because your muscles are still asleep and your brain isn’t fully awake yet which is why you see things. Not everyone sees stuff tho.
      MadMeG 13 jan
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    • Yea I feel like the tossing salad dude is bullshitting for attention
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    • Like lettuce salad or eating ass cause you probably just had some porn playing depending on which one it was lok
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    • I woke up to the sound of my mom sneaking in to try and scare me but when i was finally able to move there was no mom she died five years ago.
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    • I get sleep paralysis with no hallucinations. Just me fucking breathing hard and can't move. Tried so hard to move one time I accidentally slapped my forearm across my wife's chest. Hilarious
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    • I’ve only had it once and it was just felt like something slowly pulling the covers off me
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    • Tossing A salad, or tossing YOUR salad???
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    • I once experienced sleep paralysis and had the sensation of being picked up and slammed into every surface in my room and I could see my body flying into things. When I finally got out I was perfectly fine but that shit was horrifying
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    • Number 15 sleep paralysis foot lettuce
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    • I woke up from a deep sleep one time and went to roll over but I think I might have experienced sleep paralysis once. It was kinda like in your dreams where you wanna scream for help but cant. It only lasted ab 5 seconds but it was intense
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    • Lol yo people actually getting mad because they HAVENT had sleep paralysis 😂
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    • Is it normal to feel lonely even when I'm with loved ones, and never really feel fulfilled no matter what I do and to just never have motivation for the things I want to do at the age of 16 and a 1/2
      Initials 13 jan
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    • Wish someone would toss my salad 😔
      Kasagure 13 jan
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    • I fucking wish I could have sleep paralysis somewhere other than school. (Like face down on a desk, or something) it's cool and all but I actually need to move at school.
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    • I've had sleep paralysis only twice in my life. No demons, but the 2nd time I swear a heard a voice in my head that wasn't the normal one. You know, like when you're reading a book.
      Tecks 13 jan
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    • Can you imagine having your salad tossed
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    • I had the most classic case being pulled of my bed and under it by a demon. Make this shit in biochemical warfare
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    • I have never had sleep paralysis.
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    • See my brain never shows me anything, it just convinced me there's a rat nearby, which is less scary and more gross
      madkin 13 jan
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    • Yea sorry about that. It was me. I’m trying to make sleep paralysis a more enjoyable experience.
      tony0105 13 jan
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