• >sleep on hardwood floor with no
pillow
>alarm goes off at 1am
>immediately kip up into a
standing position and scream
LETS GET IT
50 KB JPG >shower with liquid nitrogen
>shave with a large hunting knife
>for breakfast, 6 egg shells and 4 banana peels
>waterboard myself to build pain tolerance
>decide to go easy today, do 5000 push ups and
2000 pull ups
>readv for the day at 2am
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