• Everyone thinks it's quirky to come
from a small town but it just means
that you see all of your peers turn into
drug addicts and also there's cows.
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    • Big city people aren’t even people just slaves to corporations and landlords
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    • The cows are the people’s moms
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    • Small town people>>>big city people
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    • It's so quirky to come from the city with black people, rape, crime, and corruption 😍😍
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    • Basically in small towns you’ll either smoke some weed and drink with friends and then get over it within a couple years, or turn into a hardcore drug addict or drug dealer within those years.
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    • Your closest friends too
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    • Tis true, I was one of the drug addicts. Addicted to heroin and Coke for 13 years. Been clean a little over 2 years now. Got a great job, great wife, and the most perfect, happy, cutest 8 month old girl. So for all you struggling hang in there. It will get better. Took me over 40 detox and rehabs.
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    • As a small-town retard, I can confirm this
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    • All my highschool friends are either married, constantly drunk or high, in jail or buried themselves in their jobs. And I’m just sitting here enjoying the day with video games and occasional blacksmithing
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    • Then when it’s time for class reunion it’s a game of “who’s married, who’s pregnant, and who’s been to jail?”
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    • Even with all its flaws, I prefer the middle of nowhere to some god forsaken urban hellscape
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    • Yeah I live in a tiny ass town. Pretty accurate. Nothing really quirky about ti
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    • I have never understood why people would choose to live in a big city. The air is shit. Housing is shit. Prices are shit. People are shit. Traffic is shit. Noise is big shit. Basically big cities are shit.
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    • At least in small towns we can own our own land and cars unlike you plebeian city folk
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    • I’m from a small town and it fuckin sucks. There’s nothing here
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    • Hell... Sounds like Baltimore. Except our cows hold massive anti-male protests
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    • City people just end up in prison where the country people watch over them as correctional officers so...
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    • And watching everyone you knew in your elementary school class marry or knock up each other
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    • Hmm sounds like some shit a city slicker would say
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    • Big city people think they’re special cause it takes em an hour to drive 2 miles to work
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    • I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
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    • Small City gang, where you at?
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    • Yeah... Lol kind of fucking sucks, and everyone's getting married and having kids at 20 then divorced at 40
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    • I was about to feel proud of my hometown because I didn’t watch any of my peers become a drug addicts then I realized that they all saw me become a drug addict
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    • My boyfriend is from a small town in the Nevada/ Idaho area, population just a little over 1,100. He moved to Las Vegas and had learned a lot being out here. He is now an angry driver and appreciates the big city because no on knows his business.
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    • instead of my peers becoming drugs addicts we just became depressed lol
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    • As someone who lived in a small town in northern NJ and a small town in Kansas...this is very accurate
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    • Pretty sure there’s drug addicts in cities too
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    • Hey hey hey some of us are drunks too fuck off
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    • We didn’t have cows, just cornfields and beans. Meth, cornfields and beans.
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    • Nooo...there's also little chickens and horses as well
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    • population: 3000 i sold crack to my teacher once
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    • Wouldn't mind that. It would make me look like less of a loser and failure if everyone else is a druggie.
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    • No literally. That's it.
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    • It sucks. I go to a high school with less than 150 people. We have no AP classes. Closest university is 2 hours away. We suck at sports and classes are mediocre. They expect us to become nothing more than construction workers and farmers
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    • Being from a small town I can confirm. Most people I graduated with have indeed been arrested for drugs.
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    • Small town with a graduating class of 16. 2 are meth heads, one was a meth head but hanged himself in his basement, 2 are in prison, 4 girls and 2 guys now have kids, the girl who slept with half the guys in school just came out as lesbian, and my entire village is still surrounded by fucking corn.
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    • I live in a small town and can confirm this
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    • Take it from me, I was born in Montana. A state that had been discovered to currently have a higher population of cattle than it does humans.
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    • I don't understand the appeal of living in a city as opposed to having your own property where you can do whatever the fuck you want with the nearest neighbor being miles away.
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    • Don't forget the one girl who's been ran through most of the male population
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    • This is true tho, I live in Kansas
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    • City people and country people are going at it and I’m just sitting in the suburbs like
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    • Not all of us are druggies. Someone has to run one of the three convenience stores.
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    • Wow...it's really accurate. But sometimes they're just alcoholics
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    • Moved to a big city only to have a black bum spit in my face... but hey diversity right?
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    • Big city people experience more diversity in thought and interaction, so they are usually more open-minded and aware of the rst of the world.
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    • Highrises and apartment buildings are just cuck towers
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    • Or you watch yourself turn into a drug addict and watch your peers look on in fear and dissapointment
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    • I'm honestly going to admit this on the internet, wow. My school had a "tractor day" where you drove your tractor to school. I'm pretty sure it was part of some FFA (future farmers of America) thing
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    • Funny how all the meth comes from the city, and the only places with no heroin are all small towns
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    • I live in back country no where, but I'm still wondering how to get into cow farming. Do you just buy some and put up signs that you're selling milk and meat?
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    • I live on cape cod its basically just that minus the cows
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    • Did a city dweller just call my community a bunch of drug addicts?
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    • Fuck so many of my old friends are drug addicts now. There's just nothing to do in small towns.
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    • If this ain't the most truthful thing ever typed, idk what is.
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    • Also you see old guys letting their 6 year old grandson try snuff.
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    • I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
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    • This fuck calling me out ( I live in a place quite literally called Agricola, I WoNdEr WhY iT’s NaMeD tHaT)
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    • Who thinks it's quirky?
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    • As someone who is from a small town i can say that this is true
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    • I had fun. Maybe its cuz I'm from a mountain town with trees, not just a shitkick flat prairie town. Hiking kept me off the meth.
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    • Idk what small town this person is from but where I'm from we don't use the word quirky
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    • Can't forget about the endless fjords of corn and crack
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    • I’m from a small town in Oklahoma and half of the town are crack heads but- they sell good weed here so we stay
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    • This is true no joke
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    • I hate when people say shit like “oh I came from a small town of 20,000” like bitch that’s n o t s m a l l
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    • I love coming back and hearing about all the people that got arrested while I went off to college
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    • I feel personally offended by this
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    • My town is small enough that drug addicts are the majority but urban enough to completely lack cows
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    • Suburbs> small towns and cities
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    • only thing i got from living in a small town was depression
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    • 6,000 people and our rival is known as heroin high
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    • Never seen anything more accurate.
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    • It basically just means you know everyone you graduated with
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    • My small town was st Joseph Missouri. Birth place of Eminem. So we have people wanting to be the next big rapper too mixed in with that.
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    • I'm so glad to have gotten out of my own home town to see this happen literally anywhere I go
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    • Dude I don’t even have friends anymore bc they all did heroine and went to rehab and left me out lol
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    • I grew up in a small town, moved to a city, I loved it except the cost of living, lease ended, and now I’m back in the small town and I want out
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    • Lived in a town of 300 for 18 years then went to college in a city of a million. What I learned was people in large cities are fake rights.
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    • And racism and homophobia
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    • No no he’s got a point
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    • Don't forget about inbreeding, now. Ya hear?
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    • That’s really true
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    • Hate how true this is. Actullay lost a couple friends bc of drugs
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    • Chickens. There are also chickens everywhere. I live in the downtown area of my small town (on Main Street), and my neighbor had chickens. In the downtown area
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    • Thanks for the personal attack
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    • Lots and lots of corn
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    • A day isn’t complete until some tweeker gets put on the local news
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    • Hey, now, not everyone becomes a drug addict. Some of the women get pregnant by 16 and the men die in coal mining accidents.
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    • Ya know this is kinda of true.Like 4 kids got expelled from my school for selling weed and when I went to parties they’d always be julling and smokin weed.Also we have a fuck ton of cows
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    • Bro on allah
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    • That's actually really fucking accurate. I was told to leave so I don't turn into a junkie at 18 and I was also amazed by a vending machine with a robot arm so...
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    • I had a graduating class of 37. It’s not quirky at all. You know how hard it was when I moved away and had to learn how to drive in city
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    • This is the most accurate and truest description of small towns I've ever seen
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    • The thing about living in my small town is that if you start talking to a chick the odds are that one of your friends already fucked her
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    • Oh and tons of kids turn to crime by they can’t find anything fun to do. And there’s sheep as well as cows.
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