• SL LMA EERE Ew 6 CSS 2:55:22 'Buy high quality things for the house, so you only have to buy them onco.
'Koop a change of clothes at the office, end (if female) extra pads:tampons in your bag
Never hit anyone unless they are an immediate threat
Never go to tho movies on a first date.
Loam to shave property; shave with the grain on the frst go-around
Dress to flatter your figure, not for a model or mannequin's shape.
Always look a person in tho eye when you talk to them,
'Buy a plunger before you need a plungor
Exercise makes you happy. Run, it, and play sports.
10. A small amount of your paycheck should go directly to your savings account every month
41. Call your parents and sibings every wook
12 Give a fmm handshake
13. Compliment others.
14. Ifyou aren't confident, fako it. It wll come around.
15, You can tell the size of a person by the size ofthe things that bother them
16, Be conscious of your posture end body language.
17. The only reason to ever point a gun at someone is if you intend to shoot them, period.
18, Always stand to shake someone's hand
19, Never lend anything you cant afford to lose
20. Ask more than your answer. Everybody likes to talk about themselves,
21, Never have sex with anyone that doesnt want it as much as you.
22. Go for menvwomen out of your league. You may end up surprised.
23. Adulthood is not only about being able to take care of yours ll, but others as well
24, Go with tho docision that wll make for a good story
25. When you walk, look straight ahead, not at your feet
26. Nice people dont finish last; the boring ones
27. Find your passion, and figure out how to get paid fort. Conversely, find passion in your work
28, Don't let your naughty parts do the thinking for you.
29. No matter their job or status, everyone deserves your respect.
30. The most important thing you can lear is personal responsibility. Bad things happen; i's your job to overcome them.
31. The first one to get angry loses.
532. An adult does what needs to be done without complaining
33. Never stop learning
34, Always 90 out in public dressed like youre about to meet the love of your life, even i you already have.
35. Don't change yourself just to make someone happy.
36.If you're the smartest person in the room, you're inthe wrong room
37, Luck favors the prepared.
38. Confidence is sexy as hal
39. Do whatever you want to do, but be the best att
40 No one is on their deathbed pan do, doer mos imo work.
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