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    • Me, downing three gallons of liquid nitrogen to take with me on the flight
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    • Imagine being so dehydrated your body is only 60% water. I'm so thoroughly hydrated my body is 61% water.
      Crujido 22 jun
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    • Does this mean he blew himself up?
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    • Nabbit 22 jun
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    • Tricky tony strikes again
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    • How much liquid is in THE CUM ZONE
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    • Fuck I don’t think anyone can stop him
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    • Isn’t it 70 something
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    • Do you like water? Then you like 60% of me
      kjds 23 jun
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    • Is tricky Tony ok he is missing 10% of his body's water
      firebug 22 jun
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    • I keep seeing footgirl23 but I promise she’s a shitbag ask me
      FreeFoot 22 jun
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    • *starts drinking blood*
      TheSpoi 23 jun
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    • They would finger you so hard if you acted like that IRL
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    • You fools! I have a full bladder!
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    • Let make him do increasingly devious things and make the counter go up each time
      ooJackal 22 jun
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    • WELL NOW THERE GNNA CUT 60% of our body’s. TSA:1
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    • I accidentally made it through airport security with a 12oz can of cola in my backpack. I was concerned, but then again, this was leaving an island territory. So it's like, what could you possibly have obtained on this tiny island that would be a threat to an airport?
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    • He might be a tad bit dehydrated...
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    • Y'all remember the Key and Peele skit where they were terrorists talking about how ineffective the TSA is but throug satire? That shit was hilarious
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    • Your body is actually made out of water
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    • He then made a bomb out of body fluids
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    • Sir you cant have that much shampoo on the plane. Me:Chugs the whole bottle
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    • I read fight, but it’s flight lmao
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    • ptoughneigh
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    • Bamboozled however there is no bamboozling in my montage
      thee_KX 22 jun
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    • defund the tsa
      konjop 22 jun
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    • DoughnutVan
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      DoughnutVan 22 jun
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    • More Tricky Tony please
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    • Why wasn’t he stopped. I’m sorry, but tell me that if you did airport security that you wouldn’t be suspicious AF about a cat coming up to you looking like that with a creepy grin and a twirling mustache. Lol 😂
      cmendr01 25 jun
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    • Fuck
      T_S_A 25 jun
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    • I wanna do that to give the tea a laugh
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    • Yes, great now terrorists will inject themselves with the explosives. Good going ifunny!!
      buzz86 25 jun
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    • It’s 75%
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    • Suck it
      __Tony__ 25 jun
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    • TEEHEE
      jaeare 24 jun
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    • If I drink enough water will the ratio reach 100% and make me drown???
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    • First y’all hate boomers and now y’all dying at their jokes.
      Mafuchu 24 jun
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    • It’s actually closer to 70%
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    • This means he’s dehydrated
      Gnoonyv 24 jun
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    • Tricky Tony has committed numerous war crimes
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    • Only 60?
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    • Thought it was 70
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    • "It is I, Poseidon, I am made from the accumulative fish cum from the ocean. Come join me in being fish cum.
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    • HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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    • I have my spit and pee i win!
      Waya1701 24 jun
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    • DAMN YOU, TRICKY TONY!!!
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    • Tricky Tony got me actin up ngl
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    • Check your blood at security
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    • And so they died!
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    • Fuck the TSA. Fight the power, Tony
      PennName 24 jun
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    • actually ur body is mostly made up of empty space
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    • And 60% of your bank account is gone.
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    • Modern day Magician version of Gol D. Roger is that you?
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    • Its 70...
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    • Gottem
      Chikorita 23 jun
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    • They mean free liquid that can spill
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    • Jesus Tony drink some fucking water. The human body is 70% water or so
      Himedo15 23 jun
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    • Get fucked TSA
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    • Actualy...your body is ,ade up of 90% water
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    • Lmfao
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    • Actually fun fact, you can bring liquids on the plane you just have to buy it from one of the places after the security
      Trollium 23 jun
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    • Look like Reality lol
      4Fortie4 23 jun
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    • Tony is chronically dehydrated
      NunyaNono 23 jun
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    • Isn’t it 80%?
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    • I mean... I’ve heard 70%, but whatever...
      Flamjetxx 23 jun
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    • Hey, my names Tony
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    • Isnt 60% kinda low? I thought it was 70
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    • “Fools! Napalm doesn’t count as a liquid!!” (It’s a joke)
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    • 60% of a point
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    • That’s some clapper shit right there
      Humiko 23 jun
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    • LIQUIIIID
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    • Darn that tricky ptoughneigh
      DlRTYDAN 23 jun
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    • Wait, no. The water that most of your body is made up of isn’t liquid. I feel like I’m missing something obvious, why hasn’t anyone mentioned this yet?
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    • Tricky Toney strikes again
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    • Pretty sure it is more like 73%
      FangAngel 23 jun
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    • *technically a syrup actually*
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    • Only 60%??
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    • Tricky Ptoughney
      Riibo_SB 23 jun
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    • Does anyone know if the ice thing for water bottles works?
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    • Then he's a bit dehydrated
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    • *Seventy-five
      Koolmems 23 jun
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    • Clearly dick dastardly but whatever
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    • 60%? Far as I’m concerned that’s a little extravagant. Personally I’m gonna try hitting a few subjects with some jet engines and see if it can’t be brought down to 20%, maybe 30%.
      SmithMind 23 jun
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    • Hes too dangerous to be left alive
      Gab31 23 jun
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    • Yalloyin 23 jun
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    • It used to be 70%
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    • I assume the other 10% is the void that all magicians have attached to them
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    • Personally I think it’s because it causes less mess? Idk always found it weird
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    • I was allowed to take a bottle of ice with me. Then I just waited for it to melt when I got to my terminal.
      Tojo 23 jun
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    • *Carries empty bottle on board* *pees into it on the plane* “where is your god now”
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