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    • See what you can accomplish when you don't have women holding you back
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    • Premarital sex is gross dude. Heil to the king baby.
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    • He may have died a virgin but he's still mind fucking students until this day.
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    • As a gay guy, you people need to shut tf up. He practiced celibacy as a personal choice and had strong platonic bonds. There’s no historical evidence that he was gay.
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    • He didn't die a virgin. He was uber gay. Do some research
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    • They don’t have insurance for that!
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    • No, not physics and calculus students. If that's your field, chances are you dont hate it that much and are probably pretty good at it. Now ENGINEERING students, they fucking hate him
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    • Isaac didn’t create the theory of gravity. An Arabic professor created the theory 600 years before him. Isaac just had it translated and put his signature on it.
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    • Rumor has it he was gay and had plenty of sex but kept it a secret so that society wouldn't banish him
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    • As a student in second semester AP Calculus, I can confirm that we all want to bring him back to life and stab him in the neck
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    • Or... it was the 1700s so instead of telling everyone about his gay lovers he was like “sex? Pffft I’m saving myself.”
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    • I take AP Calc, AP Physics, and AP English next year, should I be scared?
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    • He’s was gay my dudes
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    • Despite dying a virgin, he was actually a huge fan of prostitutes. He was known to offer to pay for other men to buy them so that he could watch.
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    • You could literally end world hunger and people will still be like “ lol he’s a loser. He didn’t have sex”
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    • Wasn’t there a lot of speculation that he was gay?
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    • What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed to death and Issac Newton? Isaac Newton died a virgin
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    • He was gay, historians are just close minded
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    • That means i did something Isaac Newton didn't...I didn't die
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    • When I graduate I will get a minimum wag job just so I dont ever have to deal with algebra or geometry
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    • To all these people, I am a direct descendent of newton, all these people saying he was gay, or a virgin. Then how am I here? Y’all are fucking pathetic lol
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    • He was not a virgin, he was just gay, but up until recently, historians just said “oh no, he and that guy that he lived with in a one bedroom house were just really good friends”
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    • Everyone deserves coochie. Even Palpatine apparently
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    • He was gay not virgin but history will not see it that way
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    • Well he was highly autistic so it’s really not all that surprising he never had sex
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    • No he didn’t. He had a lot of sex with men. Like a lot more than was safe at the time. Dude even kept a journal where he’d write about his boyfriends but okay not straight = virgin
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    • I just got rejected by my crush for winter formal. Send me the crush rejection memes please
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    • You chose that future
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    • You can get what you spend the most time on
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    • calc isn't that hard if you can think analytically
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    • He knew what he was getting himself into
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    • I too want to die fucking a virgin
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    • content not available more
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    • Currently sitting in my cal3 class
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    • He was gay
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    • Isack Noonton
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    • What a bitch
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    • He was a dick
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    • As someone taking calc and physics, I can see why he was a fucking virgin
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    • Einstein got hella pussy tho.
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    • You ever feel a massive shit coming and on your way to the john you just start striping down naked
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    • I’m taking AP Calc/AP Phys. F U C K this guy.
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    • Allegedly he said on his deathbed that he was a virgin, google that shit sometime homos
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    • I thought I'd point this out, yesterday I lost my virginity to a girl I liked since fifth grade.
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    • He was just gay but y’all like to pretend that being gay is a new thing
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    • I absolutely love physics. Calculus can go, though.
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    • No wounded he’s so smart, he must have became a wizard
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    • Nah he def was getting mad puss
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    • He is a man of science, he was not tempted by those evil wenches
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    • He was gay, not a virgin
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    • He was gay and probably had sex secretly
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    • What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner and a society that abandons him?
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    • I don’t get this. How the heck does anyone know wether or not he was a virgin.
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    • I make 'gay' comments to my Bros all the time. But I don't want any dick from it. A compliment is a compliment, feels good from anyone, though you can feel uncomfortable sure. All that to say even if he did love a dude, who's to say that he didn't still die a virgin?
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    • He was married to gravity.
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    • He also died a knight of the catholic church
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    • Fun fact he thought of it as a distraction to his work 😁
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    • Thankfully I was really good at physics
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    • I feel like there is no way to actually know this
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    • Wasn't a virgin.....
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    • Rip
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    • He deserved it, that asshole invented gravity
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    • False. He was gay so unmarried and people back then assumed if you weren't married you didn't have sex
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    • Why the fuck he look like Bryan may
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    • Going into my second semester at college next week. Calc 1 was hard but I passed. Cant wait for Calc 2 :))))
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    • "died a virgin" he was gay
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    • He didnt invent gravity, rather just discover it. If he was never born those principles and patterns would still exist likely to be discovered by someone else later
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    • Virgins make the world spin, but sex is what really matters in this world.
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    • Ha ha, most of you will end up the same way.
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    • I thought there was evidence of him actually being gay
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    • His a good looking guy tho
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    • Nah he gay
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    • No he didn't. He liked taking it up the booty.
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    • We're doing a project on him for history, might as well add this as a fun fact
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    • so am I
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    • With that jawline I’m surprised he didn’t get some fine pussy
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    • He’s suspected to have been autistic so that’s not too unexpected. Most classes don’t cover this but him discovering laws of motion happened on the side of him following his main interest which was figuring out alchemy
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    • Wasn't he gay?
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    • What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and this pile of dead babies? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
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    • He was literally gay. Lol
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    • He was gay
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    • Ima die a virgin too bud dont worry
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    • I just saw the joker movie this week...gotta say I’m unimpressed. Was very slow moving, very little action, was not as “dark” as people claim it was. I don’t even know why it has an R rating. Had it’s moments but in general not my cup of tea
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    • If he did not do what he did, we would float away
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    • Actually he was probably gay
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    • AP Physics and AP Calculus gang wya
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    • Im sayin. He could’ve still got his dick sucked
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    • Proof that females only go for dumb niggas
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    • HA... haven’t heard that one before
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    • I kinda like calculus... am I a freak?
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    • He was a gay bottom
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    • This guy was taking dick up the ass, don't lie to these people
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    • Newton didn't invent calculus
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