Me: using my phone during a family gathering.
Little cousin:
got game
Me: using my phone during a family gathering. Little cousin: got game
me waking up knowing damn well have 20 missing assignments and failing grades
MajorBigWille MajorBigWille
30 oct 2020
me waking up knowing damn well have 20 missing assignments and failing grades
When someone says: OMG, girl.
You look just like your dad!
BoyGenius BoyGenius
29 oct 2020
When someone says: OMG, girl. You look just like your dad!
I don't know if I should say hi to her, ask for an autograph, or report her to the museum.
Moneyluv Moneyluv
22 apr
I don't know if I should say hi to her, ask for an autograph, or report her to the museum.
One of these things is not like the other....
limpMadden128 limpMadden128
12 jan 2021
One of these things is not like the other....
Grandma, what did you do with all the money from
Grandpa's Life Insurance???
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
4 nov 2020
Grandma, what did you do with all the money from Grandpa's Life Insurance???
Old men don't even be tryna hide that they staring at you. Be lookin at you just like this
TinkerbellsCorpse TinkerbellsCorpse
22 dec 2020
Old men don't even be tryna hide that they staring at you. Be lookin at you just like this
character in marvel movie: *dies*
marvel:
ail
Spiders Spiders
9 mar
character in marvel movie: *dies* marvel: ail
The face he makes after you give him some pussy, take him out to eat, and call him cute
MarkDuval MarkDuval
27 sep 2020
The face he makes after you give him some pussy, take him out to eat, and call him cute
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
Quicher Quicher
20 nov 2020
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
The look your gWves you splls the tea
The look your gWves you splls the tea
It's ok.
Tits are superior.
There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention:
Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
giddyLeagueOfMemes giddyLeagueOfMemes
22 jan 2021
It's ok. Tits are superior. There are two things guaranteed to get a man's attention: Tits and the phrase "Did you see that monkey?"
Puppy born with a mustache
little olier now, still rocking the stache
Piiper Piiper
27 sep 2020
Puppy born with a mustache little olier now, still rocking the stache
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of
Sciencefather
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 jan 2021
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of Sciencefather
HEY BUD SAW U SCRATCH YOUR BUTT AN SMELL IT
THINK I GOULD GET SNIFF
melloxhello melloxhello
25 sep 2020
HEY BUD SAW U SCRATCH YOUR BUTT AN SMELL IT THINK I GOULD GET SNIFF
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
Saitamasaitama Saitamasaitama
14 sep 2020
Lily at makes me want to start a family plan
When your future grandkids start complaining about their day and you hit them with another 2020 story
When your future grandkids start complaining about their day and you hit them with another 2020 story