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    • i showed her this and she said 'but you use mine anyway you bitch'
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    • Yo like ik this is random af but does anyone remember in total drama island there was a episode where harold sees heathers tits?
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    • Well... if they were gonna die unless you take a bullet, as compared to if they were gonna die unless you let them use your charger, would be a close comparison.
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    • Yes
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    • My sibling relationship is "you stay out of my way and I'll stay out of yours, but if you need help just ask"
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    • they ALWAYS take my fucking charger. i specifically have a charger that looks different and never move it from my room, but the still fucking take it
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    • The fuck you talking bout taking bullets you obviously dont see how little I care for my sis
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    • The first line has a whole different meaning in Alabama
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    • IDK about the bullet thing..
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    • Sibling relationships are illegal
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    • I'll take a bullet for you, but you can handle the rest of the ammo, right sis?
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    • What are you doing step bro
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    • I love when all trust disappears when you're looking for the remote. "Are you sitting on the remote?" "No" "Stand up"
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    • Shell be the one shooting me while she takes my charger
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    • It’s called love
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    • I’d be the one shooting my bro for taking my charger
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    • I’d only take a bullet for myself
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    • Growing up a kid at camp zipped my little brother up in his sleeping bag to trap him and I ended up breaking one of the kids fingers for doing it. Granted I had duck trapped my lil bro to a basketball pole and just left him there on multiple occasions but nobody fucks with my bro besides me
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    • I don’t even have siblings but I was so close to 2 of my cousins growing up so I fully understand
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    • I would be depressed if you were gone but if you even get near my Xbox I’ll kill you
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    • Take a bullet? Hmmm..
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    • Only someone without siblings thinks it's weird
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    • Bitch I’d be the one shooting my brother. He’s a fucking little asshat
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    • Basically, only I'm aloud to kill you, no one else
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    • My brother wouldn’t let me use his charger if his phone was 100% and he hates us for some weird fucking reason. He says when he grows up, he won’t contact us.
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    • *reads comments* why does everyone hate their siblings? I know I'm weird but I'd let my bro use my charger if I'm above 50% 😐
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    • Bitch I would watch them get shot the hell you talkin about
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    • I can’t stand my sister. Like it’s close to hate. Sometimes I want to punch her when she’s being annoying. But when someone else is mean to her I want to punch THEM.
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    • I think it’s the no one fucks with them but me rule
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    • It’s called conditional giving, while the love is unconditional, even when you can’t see it.
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    • Sounds about right
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    • I wouldn't take the bullet, I'd be the one with the gun...
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    • Wouldnt take the bullet lmao.
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    • This man never had a sibling
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    • I'd also kill you for a slice of pizza and a soda
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    • Because id rather die than be disappointed
      MPH4 10d
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    • thats accurate af and i would also take a bullet for my nieces
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    • Fuck that the bitch can die
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    • I genuinely couldn't care less if my sister died
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    • This shit real af
      symen 11d
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    • Because I wanna die but I need a charger phone
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    • That real as fuck
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    • My brother just recently died... If your siblings are alive show as much love as you can... Because one day they may not be there for you... Cherish every moment you have with each other ... Life is short
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    • I fucking hate my brothers, we live in the same house and I haven't seen or talked to them in probably a month
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    • Like i love my brother but i wont hesitate to punch him for any amount of money
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    • nah fuck 'em
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    • y'all high as fuck if u think anyone would take bullet for their sibling. if you're dumb enough to get shit, that's your shit, not mine
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    • Somebody's a single child
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    • Plz. I'll be the one putting a bullet in my sibling. Though he can indeed use my charger
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    • Extremes af: I'll die for you, but I'd rather watch you starve than let you steal my food
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    • It’s the relationship where you love them, but don’t like them.
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    • 😂😂😂 taking a bullet for my sister is about as much of a chance as me getting a girlfriend 🤣🤣🤣. And that shit is LOOOOW
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    • You, yes you! Your phone is at 55%
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    • Exactly
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    • I fucking hate my siblings tbh
      guzzl 11d
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    • I’m not taking no god damn bullet for my sister
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    • I wouldn’t take a bullet for my bitch siblings
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    • BrokenPsyche I wish I could tag Ben in this
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    • it be like that
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    • I'm not doing shit for the whore that claims to be my sister
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    • My sister and I have different phones so I won't gotta worry
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    • That's because they're close enough to you that you'll do things when you know that they need it, but you grew up with them and remember every little detail of why you won't do what they want.
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    • With my sister right now and this is accurate
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    • “Come here” no “ why?” You’re gunna hit me
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    • Ill give you my kidney but bitch if you try and take my cookie I will claw your face off
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    • Why the fuck would you take a bullet for anyone
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    • You could be kicking each others ass til someone else starts kicking your brother or sisters ass you better turn around and piledrive them into the concrete
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    • Complete opposite. Get your own charger and take your own bullets.
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    • For those people that say they don’t care about their siblings or family yeah that’s exactly what I say too but once something actually happens to them you feel how your blood boils 😂
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    • Can’t relate, only child 💅🏽
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    • I defiantly wouldn’t take a bullet for anyone but my parents
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    • Heh
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    • I hate my family
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    • "You may be family, but I'd rather lose my life before I give you my property. " (can't break what you can't get.)
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    • With me and my sister it’s like sure you can use my charger but I wouldn’t bat an eye if you were to die
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    • I read the first sentence and expected the next to be about incest. I need to cut down on my internet browsing.
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    • My twin brother took his own life on Saturday. If I could just get some prayers for him I would appreciate it.
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    • I'd die for my little sister but I'd also really like to see her faceplant on asphalt
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    • A king will lead his army to war, yet doesnt have time to lead a girl to an icecream shop
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    • Not strange. "I love you enough to save you, but I don't like you enough to lend you my things."
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    • Only child gang WYA
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    • If murder were legal I would murder my eldest sibling
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    • When you hate yourself more than anything you'll do litterally anything for those you love
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    • My sibling relationships aren't strange I'll list them in order of age oldest to youngest dead, can go fuck herself and die in a ditch, and last but not least dead
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    • Hope about “I’ll take a bullet for you but not if I’m pulling the trigger”
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    • Nah I wouldn’t do either
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    • I figured it would be the opposite. "You can use my stuff but fuck if im getting shot for your dumbass"
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    • Or "I'll take a bullet for you but you can't have my seat!"
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    • Well yeah we use different phone brands, the chargers arent compatible
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    • Also I can beat the crap out of them but if anyone else lays a finger on them its go time
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    • Well.....
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    • I wont take a bullet for him. Ill do him something better. Train him so that he'll never need me to take a bullet for him. He can manage the situation himself, because brothers teach the other to protect himself, even if your older. You wont be their for everything.
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    • I miss my little brothers everyday and I hope they’re safe and remember I’d always take a bullet for them.
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    • Because we know that you’ll steal it ya right muffin
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    • Thats that uncondional love i will always love my parents and siblings even if they commit horrific crimes and genocide i will still love them
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    • I talk a lot of shit about my little brother, but if anyone hurts him I’ll gladly smash their kneecaps with my sledgehammer.
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    • I’d be the one pulling the trigger
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    • Not me. I wouldn’t do either. You can die, never liked you anyways.✌️
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    • Me and my sister understood that the reason we hated each other was because we were fighting for our parents attention. Sadly I never had a sister but I did have schizophrenia
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    • If my sister and a bowl of spaghetti were hanging off a cliff and i had time to save both of them, id save the spaghetti
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    • Cause if anyone is gonna hurt my sibling it’s gonna be me
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