• Shrimp are testing positive for cocaine
and scientists don't know why trib.al/
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You know how many bricks been lost
in the sea overthe last 30yrs ?
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    • Why are they testing shrimp for cocaine?
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    • Imagine failing a drug test and losing your job because you had shrimp for dinner
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    • “Yes I’ll have one shrimp coke tail”
      cookcb 14 may
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    • It’s because There is an increased population of blow fish.
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    • I’ll take an order of your exclusive cocaine crusted shrimp please.
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    • I've seen more than one story where people move drugs by packaging it with seafood cuz the seafood smell covers it and if you have a brick of cocaine in a larger brick of frozen shrimp it would be very hard to detect it through ice and shrimp
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    • Thats why they tast so good and I'm 60lbs under weight
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    • Cause they were partying on Titanic
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    • Bubba Gump: Shrimp Scampi, popcorn shrimp, cocaine shrimp
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    • Red lobster finna be lit 🔥🔥🔥
      dat1nigga 15 may
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    • Now I can tell my job why I failed the drug test 🤣
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    • I test positive for cocaine all the time and I've never gotten my own news article
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    • Explains why I like shrimp
      McWhiff 15 may
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    • Time to go buy some shrimp
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    • "We keep burying these shrimp in cocaine and its insane but stick with me here. When we test them for cocaine... They come back POSITIVE!" -2nd Scientist- "Phenomenal."
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    • Anyone else want to go down to the market for some shrimp?
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    • Whelp ... I'm going to red lobster tonight!
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    • Shrimp are the drug dealers of the bikini bottom
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    • I blame this entirely on narcs. Do you know how many times people had to flush their cocaine down the toilet because of these guys?
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    • Spongebob, me boy, the authorities just found 8oz of cocaine in me rectum and are going to lock me up for 5-8 years depending on behavior, ARHGARHGARHGAHrgarrrhg.
      MyBad 14 may
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    • No wonder I like those little fuckers so much
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    • Oh I love shrimp coctail
      anbrcope 19 may
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    • So you're saying if I eat enough shrimp and get drug tested I'mma fail that bitch
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    • Badabing badabang, these shrimp are doing cocaine
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    • Whoever snitched on the shrimps you’re moms a hoe
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    • No more shrimp before a drug test ig
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    • Ohh that’s why the titanic shrimp were so happy
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    • Cuz fuck puttin a roofie in a drink...I slip my bitches coke in their shrimp cocktail
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    • they celebrated after the titanic sank
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    • Party on lil shrimp party on
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    • The war on drugs is a farce, kill it before it kills you
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    • Guess they got “hooked”
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    • But do u also know how big the sea is?
      MCjacko 17 may
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    • Only in UK lol no wonder they talk weird
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    • So that's why my parents are always doing lines of cocaine, they like shrimp!
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    • You know how bored scientists gotta be to just test shrimp for cocaine?
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    • So how's that cure for cancer going guys?
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    • They were going hard after the titanic went down
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    • I’ll have some coconut shrimp. Is cocaine fine? He’ll to the yeah .
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    • Thats why i can't just have 1 shrimp....huh
      Jaydizzel 15 may
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    • I think it was Joey Diaz that said people used to smuggle drugs up to the us by boat, then sink the bricks with a timer, when the timer would go off they’d be released and float back to the surface where a “fisherman” would pick them up and bring them to the coast
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    • Anyone know a good method for snorting a shrimp? Asking for a friend.
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    • Fuck i just failed my drug test my excuse i ate shrimp from the gulf coast
      goku713 15 may
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    • Finally some good fucking food!
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    • Pablo Escobar had a submarine for fuck sake
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    • Damn Latinos even drugging the ocean now
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    • Step 1. Give cocaine to shrimp Step 2 . ??? Step 3. Profit
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    • This is a fun thing to think about. Any marine animal happening across a shrinkwrapped brick and one day getting through the last layer.
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    • No, seriously... How much cocaine had been lost at sea the last 30 years. I never considered it
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    • Ooohhhh thats why i like shrimp so much
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    • Under the sea under the sea
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    • Is this why endless shrimp is so popular?
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    • That probably means wherever they are catching these shrimp a huge load of cocaine is in the ocean where they frequent
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    • Aren't they supposed to be curing cancer?
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    • Sounds like they are trying to justify making shellfish more expensive
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    • Fucking t o n s of bricks man
      HummerH3 15 may
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    • *Shrimp stocks skyrocket*
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    • That’s a little fishy
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    • Shrimp are the crackheads of the sea
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    • I work in a laboratory where we collect samples from different food factories/warehouses we test anything out of the ordinary in the food for the FDA. So it can be distributed in the Us
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    • How many shrimp I got to eat for a buzz
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    • Guess they were the uncooked shrimp that survived the Titanic. Looks likw they partied hard.
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    • Those fucking Shrimp pirates stole my coke.
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    • Their productivity has never been greater. The ocean floor is spotless, except for the jersey shore, because jersey is trash.
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    • I wonder if people eating cocain shrimp can be affected by it
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    • Is that why I have an incredible urge to eat shrimp?
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    • Shrimp becomes a new drug
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    • Shrimp Coketail
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    • Like, at least 8
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    • "Lost"
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    • Those whales be getting it!
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    • 😂😂😂lmfao
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    • Cocaine dissolves in water
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    • No wonder people are so addicted to shrimp
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    • We funded a study to research the sexual promiscuity of qual so compared to that it's not that unreasonable
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    • Skante shrimp
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    • They are probably using the field test kits which are so bugged these days
      JayManic 16 may
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    • Shittt them shrimp be waiting for them bricks lol
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    • Imagine being a high shrimp
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    • Most likely cocaine alkaloid and not the powdered drug. Could have come from a coca plant farm run off or maybe due to flooding it picked up some of the leaves from a lab or even a farm itself. You would have to spill a ton of cocaine for that many shrimp to be contaminated
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    • We do know why and it's trace amounts in he UK they were searching for pollutants in the waterways and to see how it affected the shrimp
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    • That's Why Those Fucks Are So Addicting! I Always Thought It Was Because They Tasted good
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    • Shrimp scampi sounds really good right now...
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    • There was a thing about that I'm not sure if it was this same article but basically some turtle was carrying around a bale of cocaine dropped from plane to be picked up later
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    • Blame PABLO (FUCKING )ESCOBAR
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    • Guess who's having seafood for dinner
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    • I hypothesize that there could potentially be some form of the coca plant that lives underwater. Shrimp eat plant coke in shrimp.
      WienJitsy 15 may
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