• shrek: how are we gonna get past this dragon
donkey: we could fuck it shrek:
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    • And then, Donkey proceeded, to fuck it
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    • You fools. The DRAGON was the one down to fuck. Donkey was like "Well.. if you insist!"
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    • The shrek movies are like if a group of autistic adults got together to play DnD and just animated the experience
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    • Donkey is a bard
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    • So we all know Donkey was that guy in DND
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    • “Him calls” what the FUCK
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    • To be fair the dragon sucked him off before he even knew what the fuck was happening THEN proceeded to fuck the dragon
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    • Gooj 7 aug
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    • And so, Donkey proceeded to fuck the Dragon. 9 months later, the Dragon gave birth to Donkey-Dragon hybrids. I mean, how does that shit even work? Beats me.
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    • That'll do donkey, that'll do
      Neno1313 8 aug
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    • AniMod 7 aug
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    • Nah she fucked him
      skyfan1 7 aug
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    • To all the furries looking at this post
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    • It's true. Here is proof
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    • Donkey is proof size doesn’t matter but how you use it
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    • And look who’s kids ended up being able to fly
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    • “And then, they fucked”
      TitoEH 9 aug
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    • Bard
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    • And he reproduced with it
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    • Donkey is the the adventurer we all aspire to be
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    • donkey would play a neutral good bard
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    • Roll for initiative Donkey is just the bard
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    • Mutant flying firebreathing donkey dragons
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    • Donkey was a jackass
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    • You now about to witness the power of fuckin drussy....that ain’t come out right, or maybe it’s too right...
      Jubboly 8 aug
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    • The bard
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    • I used my retarded but brutishly strong half orc fighter to seduce Poseidon one time. I summoned Poseidon by punching a bottle of water and yelling, "FIGHT ME, YOU PUSSY!" And then rolling seduction when he actually showed up because I figured that was the only way I'd survive, and it worked
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    • Donkey is a sub
      Pastell 7 aug
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    • content not available more
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    • I wanna fuck them both
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    • Alright everyone, roll for initiative
      tobi 10 aug
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    • And then they fucked
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    • Pls dont
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    • NXG03 7 aug
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    • Roll for charisma
      Snacko 7 aug
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    • Donkey got that schmete tho 😳
      Cr1tikal 7 aug
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    • Unpopular DND opinion: Creative solutions that go against the DM's desired result but still work within the context of the game should absolutely be allowed and not immediately shut down. No, fucking it isn't creative, thats okay to shut down
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    • Thats me whenever I see anything ever
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    • DND against any high ac character
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    • Bards
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    • Well they’re goals so
      KyKy 7 aug
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 7 aug
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    • Proof that donkey is a bard
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    • I hate jack people
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    • Fuck these comments
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    • Relatable
      Boat_Man 7 aug
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    • Why did I say this in Eddie Murphy’s voice?
      milo5489 10 aug
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    • passed
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    • Donkey: And then in the morning.. I'm making waffles
      renessmee 10 aug
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    • Have you actually seen the movie?
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    • Literally every session of DND I’ve ever had with my friends
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    • I'm gonna wreck it!!!
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    • Donkey over here with his donkey Dick
      Lil_Skeet 10 aug
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    • Donkey is the original bard
      Ezratroy 10 aug
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    • “I said slay the dragon not lay the dragon!”
      Zombo2112 10 aug
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    • Donkey is a DnD bard meme
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    • I heard that in Eddie Murphy's voice.
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    • Donkey is a bard. He enjoys singing, he solved the issue if the dragon by seducing it. I need no further proof
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    • Spoken like a true bard.
      MintCocoa 10 aug
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    • Did he like walk into her van or something? Even a donkey dick is too small for a dragon pussy, right?
      geexd125 10 aug
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    • And then the donkey and the big ass dragon fucked until they could fuck no more
      OlafHug 10 aug
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    • Did they or did they not get past the dragon?
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    • Wreck-it Ralph: “I’m gonna fuck it!” All the kids in the arcade: “I’m next”
      violetshy 10 aug
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    • Slut Dragons
      RonnieM96 10 aug
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    • Why do I hear ths
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    • It fucking worked didn't it
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    • Bards be like
      Tojake2 10 aug
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    • That's not how I remember it
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    • Yea
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    • Its funny because in the end you can see dragon\donkey hybrids in Shrek. Meaning Donkey did indeed fuck the dragon
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    • I read it in his voice too
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    • Basically
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    • Donkey is a bard
      Lucatiel 10 aug
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    • Donkey was the first dnd player to ever roll to seduce
      MeatyR 10 aug
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    • Anyone else read this then proceeded to realize that by the beginning of the third movie they have like five kids
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    • There he goes. Homeboy fucked a dragon once.
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    • But did it not work?
      kimchi410 10 aug
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    • Dussy
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    • He was the reluctant one
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    • And then he fucked it
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    • The dragon is that HUGE over sexed girl you slept with once and got her knocked up. Now your stuck and too afraid of her to leave
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    • If it works it’s not stupid
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    • The bard shines best in times of destress lol
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    • Ye
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    • Donkey is a Bard
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    • Donkey is a bard
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    • Are we all gonna sit here and act like Dragon wasn't simping over Donkey
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    • donkeys a bard and we all know it
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    • but the dragon also said: dilf
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    • Donkey is a Bard, you're welcome
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