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    • Really? Cause that's a total dad joke right there
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      • The Catholic church went a little too far..
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          • My dumbass wasted ten minutes trying to figure out this joke and the punchline is just that there’s nothing there because the milk evaporated 😤🤦‍♂️
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              • Got to wait for it to be condensed milk
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                • The milk is not actually in the carton (out of stock) therefore the joke comes in to play, because when liquid evaporates, it disappears! Hence he related it to the coincidence of the milk being out of stock. I hate that I just wasted my time pretending to be analyzing this as a British person
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                  • Probably just acted like he didn't because you're the real joke
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                    • That’s ironic. The amount of cans in that cardboard container is the exact amount of dads I have
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                      • He out dad joked his own fuckin dad
                        HavikTV 23 jan
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                        • Not a real dad. Sorry to bring the bad news
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                          • I don’t think my dad got it either. come to think of it, he hasn’t come back in 15 years and I still don’t think he got it
                            bagelbron 23 jan
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                            • Is the joke that it’s evaporated?
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                              • The joke was so bad I thought I didn't get it
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                                • You out dad joked your dad, you get the coveted fanny pack of truth
                                  munk3y586 22 jan
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                                  • He’s not your real dad. Or a dad at all
                                    mcamburn_ 26 jan
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                                    • Hate to tell ya, that’s not your dad
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                                      • Man it evaporated, that is UNCANNY!
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                                        • Is he even a dad then?
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                                          • Do you think with all these dad jokes the internet is teaching us how to be a better dad
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                                            • Explain.
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                                              • Then he’s not your dad
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                                                • Everybody gangsta till the milk start evaporating
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                                                    • He's not your dad. Run.
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                                                      • You are the dad now.
                                                        adam15926 22 jan
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                                                        • Salisbury makes steak and milk.. I’ll take one milksteak boiled over hard
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                                                          • He ain’t your dad
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                                                            • An 8 with 2 circles?
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                                                              • That means you're adopted because that man clearly isn't a dad
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                                                                  • Cans of milk evaporate when nobody looks.
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                                                                    • The milk all evaporated out of the box or some shit like that
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                                                                      • That's a dad joke. So if your "dad" didnt get it then he ain't yo dad
                                                                        wackjob14 22 jan
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                                                                        • time to get a new dad
                                                                          gortheus 22 jan
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                                                                          • Hes not your real dad
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                                                                            • That moment when you've reached a higher level in dad than your own dad
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                                                                              • Then is he really even a dad?
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                                                                                • I feel like a fucking idiot for laughing at that lmao.
                                                                                  Ghostapo 24 jan
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                                                                                  • Everyone saying he’s not a dad. There’s nothing there to get smh
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                                                                                    • Is he really a dad then
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                                                                                      • Zacxion 23 jan
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                                                                                        • He’s not your dad then. There’s no way he could miss a dad joke like that and have a biological kid
                                                                                          nodex 23 jan
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                                                                                          • What’s the joke
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                                                                                            • Then he’s not a real dad
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                                                                                              • I don't get it
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                                                                                                  • My dad is like the evaporated milk, he doesn’t exist
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                                                                                                    • You misspelled "my dad showed this to me and I just didn't get it"
                                                                                                      Mash50 23 jan
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                                                                                                        • Who the fuck would buy evaporated milk?
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                                                                                                          • He's not your dad
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                                                                                                            • I’m only putting this so I can have the 666 comment
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                                                                                                              • ..where did the milk go
                                                                                                                irokmiles 22 jan
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                                                                                                                • Hes not the dad
                                                                                                                  Why_is 22 jan
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                                                                                                                  • YOUR the dad now
                                                                                                                    victwaah 22 jan
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                                                                                                                    • Lol he’s not your real dad
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                                                                                                                      • If your dad doesn’t understand a dad joke, is he even your dad?
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                                                                                                                        • The horse's name was Friday
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                                                                                                                          • The student has surpassed the teacher
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                                                                                                                            • Hate to break it to you, he's not your Dad, you're adopted. Its gotta suck to learn that on a comedy app, much more that its iFunny.
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                                                                                                                              • That's proof your dad isn't your dad
                                                                                                                                AwsmStina 22 jan
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                                                                                                                                • Is your dad really a dad?
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                                                                                                                                  • I don't either.
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                                                                                                                                    • Then he ain’t your dad
                                                                                                                                      Refile 22 jan
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                                                                                                                                      • He ain't yo daddy
                                                                                                                                        maxarcher 22 jan
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                                                                                                                                        • Must’ve not had a very long shelf life 👈👈👀
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                                                                                                                                          • Maybe he didn’t get that dad joke because he’s not really a dad🤔
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                                                                                                                                            • You need a full case of condensed milk next to it.
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                                                                                                                                              • Then he's not your real dad
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                                                                                                                                                • I didn’t understand it, my gf walks in room tells me she’s pregnant “yeah whatever shut up” so I get back on my phone and 2 seconds later understood it. No joke..... ok maybe a joke
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                                                                                                                                                  • Guess you gotta throw the whole dad away now
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                                                                                                                                                    • It evaporated
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                                                                                                                                                      • He's not your real dad
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                                                                                                                                                        • Take him bad to the store, hes defective.
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                                                                                                                                                          • As someone who works in retail it bothers me that the box hasn't been replaced...
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                                                                                                                                                            • You out dad joked your dad... Congrats, you're the dad now.
                                                                                                                                                              kojiharu 22 jan
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                                                                                                                                                              • That’s a god-tier dad joke. He may need to get a paternity test to make sure he actually is your father.
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                                                                                                                                                                • He's not really your dad...
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                                                                                                                                                                  • It says evaporated milk and there’s nothing there that’s the joke
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Well it didn’t just vanish into thin air, Johnny.
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Because it... Evaporated?
                                                                                                                                                                        TheMagic 24 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                        • Put a "Thanos was here" sign.
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                                                                                                                                                                          • He’s not your real dad.
                                                                                                                                                                            mizsamerz 23 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Oh I get it because internet explorer is slow
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                                                                                                                                                                              • He’s not really a dad
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Hate to break it to you but he’s probably not your real father.
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • He's not your dad
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • This like some sort of God teir Dad joke tho
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • He's no longer the dad, you are
                                                                                                                                                                                        dank_lewd 23 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Then hes not your dad or anyone elses dad. Do you look like the Mailman?
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • He’s not dad enough
                                                                                                                                                                                            Andante 23 jan
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • You're adopted.
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • You out dad joked your dad?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                • The son with better dad jokes senses
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • attention look at all the tags
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Must be a black dad
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Is he really your dad tho?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • I don't get it
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • You better get your girlfriend checked you might be a dad really soon.
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