• SHE'S BROKEN,
SHE'S FUN-
How broken do you have to be to be
eating mayonnaise straight outta the
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    • omg she’s so quirky
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    • Red knees + white liquid = cum jar **DISCLAIMER** Cum is not vegan friendly, if you are vegan DONT REPRODUCE
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    • It’s a cum jar
      CLOROX__ 6 jul
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    • Me: “Why do you eat mayonnaise like that?” Her: “I just like it stop judging me. Don’t pretend like you don’t either; I found this jar under your bed” Me: 😨
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    • My girl eats mayonnaise from the jar while shes getting blazed
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    • God mayonnaise is so awful. Just thinking about it makes me gag.
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    • She's the type who will strangle your cat then tell you it fell in the garbage disposal
      Nudables 6 jul
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    • Songs called "season 2 episode 3" by glass animals
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    • the song lyrics go “she’s broken but she’s fun. my girl eats mayonnaise from a jar while she’s getting blazed” song is season 2 episode 3 by glass animals
      reeeeeek 6 jul
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    • Is that a GLASS ANIMALS REFERENCE!!!!!
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    • Red knees?....... that's not mayonnaise
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    • She loves giving a head
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    • Glass Animals album How to be a Human Being slaps so fucking hard and I don't caare. It slaps harder than a cars sales man.
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    • quirky crackhead energy Stacey
      Forever 6 jul
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    • Glass animals 👀👀
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    • Nah man, that’s a red flag. I’m an expert on red flags, I dated someone named Satan.
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    • Why is everyone soo quirky
      Ponyos 6 jul
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    • I'm sorry but I dont want a mayo breathe girl
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    • Her knees have seen some use
      noon15 6 jul
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    • IS BORIS
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    • 2thomask 6 jul
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    • I had a friend who are Mayonnaise strait from the jar. He loved it. I, too, like mayonnaise but not quite that much. 💞
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    • omg i love this song
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    • A very good song
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    • My girl eats mayonnaise out my ass
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    • How broken do you have to be to eat mayonnaise in the first place.
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    • yall it's a glass animals song
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    • The song is Season 2 Episode 3 by Glass Animals
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    • I hope it’s supposed to be marshmallow fluff
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    • Its all the smegma she has collected from the amount of guys she has slept with.
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    • Yooooo that's glass Animals!!!!!! I love them so much!!! They have two albums out rn, Zaba and How to be a human being. Those were a while ago, but their drummer got ran over by a fucking semi truck and had to get his whole ass skull reconstructed, but the drummer recovered and their new album is
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    • Glass animals season 2 episode 3. Like so others can see
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    • Hell yeah glass animals
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    • man she's unfixable, not even using her hands to eat the mayo, smh
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    • The cum jar.
      Nabbit 7 jul
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    • That is weird, I just buy the squirt jars and squeeze that white creamy goodness straight into my mouth
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    • Lazy, and lying on her belly, with a super pumped cola. Looking at her phone in clothes she’s work for three days over. With a cookie as a coaster.
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    • Bruh glass animals
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    • SCP2244 6 jul
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    • Mayonnaise = sin
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    • Guys she’s a crackhead
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    • Only white people don’t like Mayonnaise, now THATS a white on white crime if I’ve ever seen one.
      MrMoesby 6 jul
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    • Haha I'm so quirky it's not my fault I'm a whore it's cause I'm "broken"
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    • Probably soothes her throat after being on her knees for what looks like the majority of the day.
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    • You’re truly broken when you start using a straw.
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    • “Today we will be reviewing Miracle Hweep”
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    • It a song by glass animals btw. Called Season 2 Episode 3. Nice song
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    • Wouldn’t be so bad if she had some tomatoes
      3odd1 6 jul
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    • Sometimes it’s the only solution.
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    • Who thinks that's even fun?
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    • I won't date a girl who eats mayonnaise like that. Peanut butter or Nutella sure but not mayonnaise
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    • The Tumblr type of broken
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    • Yo do you need a hug or something?
      brohein 6 jul
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    • Season 2 Episode 3 ‘Glass Animals’
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    • Broken? Dod it ever work?!
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    • Robbie from Victorius did. it when he had nightmares. Why do I know this?
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    • Maygo naidse
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    • T H I G H Z
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    • From personal experience, not too much
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    • Me
      tsawsum 7 jul
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    • is she tho
      Lendir 7 jul
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    • MY GIRL EATS MAYONAISE FROM A JAR WHILE SHES GETTIN BLAZED
      Can80 6 jul
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    • Eat my MANnaise
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    • I dont know hoe broken, you know how broken!
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    • Me and my friend in fifth grade used to take mayo packets from the lunch room and take them to recess and drink them and then stick the empty packets into the cracks of the play ground
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    • That’s not mayonnaise *holds cock*
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    • Like to lose virginity instantly.
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    • Im surprised to see a glass animals feature
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    • Ho yeah is that a mother fuckin glass animals reference?
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    • You know who else eats mayo straight from the jar? My mom! I'm not joking she's a disgusting human being
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    • At least have the decency to microwave it first. Geez
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    • Hey. Mayo is delicious
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    • is that a motherfuckin GLASS ANIMALS REFERENCE 👀🎉
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    • Look at them knees how long does she be on them 😏
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    • Glass animals slaps harder than a drunk dad, I tell you what
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    • Plot twist: That's not mayonnaise
      J_Bliz 9 jul
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    • My girl eats mayonnaise out a jar while she’s getting blazed
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    • Mayonnaise out a jar she also got fuckin pepperoni on her damn cheek
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    • “Mayonnaise” ... more like it just happens to be in a mayonnaise jar as cover ;) hence the “She’s broken, but FUN”
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    • I just cut off this fine ass lady cause she was having like 4 bipolar episodes a night.
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    • I do that alot ngl
      N7Shadow 9 jul
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    • Dude she’s on her knees a lot
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    • I knew a girl in highschool that used to do this. I also know a guy that ate ranch (still have the video too)
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    • ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS EATS SCHOOL PACKET MAYONNAISE
      heIp 9 jul
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    • EY
      heIp 9 jul
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    • Had some thot slurp mayo packets like gogurt at lunch, she was a weird one.
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    • I think I'm ganna... *hurls*
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    • I will say it. You may hate me, but I will say it: mayonnaise is good
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    • Looking at her knees, I can tell she's fun
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    • Look, sometimes you get hungry.
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    • Mine eats ravioli out of the can
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    • Me
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    • It's a very low point
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    • Glass animals is the shit
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    • She shattered
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