• She passed on the scalloped potatoes
because, "I don't really like seafood." It
was at that moment where I knew she
was dumb enough to sleep with me.
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    • In her defense if she had never heard or scalloped potatoes then all the context clues do point toward seafood
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    • "Whenever I meet a pretty woman, the first thing I look for is intelligence. If she doesnt have that, shes mine"
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    • To be fair, scallops are sea food and it can get confusing
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    • Ngl, a lot of people don't know what scalloped potatoes are.
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    • To be fair, if someone had never had scalloped potatoes before they would obviously think they were seafood. There's a difference between being stupid and just not knowing a specific thing
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    • PorkSword 22 jun
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    • Au Gratin > scalloped
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    • What are scalloped potatoes?
      connerkin 22 jun
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    • I am proud to identify as a morosexual, I am attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
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    • Nbs never heard of scalloped potatoes until today
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    • Wdym? She right tho. Scalloped potatoes are grown in the sea.
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    • Happy Father’s Day to all my fellow fathers you guys are the real MVP
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    • She prob just thought u mixed scallops with potatoes, they both can look similar
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    • Playfully stupid girls>annoyingly smart girls
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    • Never heard of those, and just figured the guy was praising seafood and saying anyone who didn’t like it was stupid.
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    • ThiccApe 22 jun
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    • Ewww having sex with a woman just because she’s easy instead of because you truly love her 🤢
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    • Wait until you offer her "shit on a shingle."
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    • all these retards desperately posting stolen content for top comment. pathetic
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    • How it is
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    • Footage 22 jun
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    • Were your scalloped potatoes fucked like barb's
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    • I once met a girl who thought ham came from hamsters. Didn’t sleep with her though.
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    • Premarital dinner? 🤢Get out of the gene pool
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    • Scallops are seafood. Scalloped potatoes are not.
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    • I am racist
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    • Ooh that's a bingo!
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    • to be fair, her scalloped potatoes are fucked, Barb.
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    • I’m a west coaster so I don’t know what scallop potatoes are. That doesn’t mean I’m stupid. It means I have different tastes than other people
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    • What the difference between a kid and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out of a window
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    • Nonsense. Join me in prayer bother
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    • Y'all are having premarital sex? 🤢🤮
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    • Are there no scallops in scalloped potatoes?
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    • Well...I never heard of "scalloped potatoes" before, so yea...I am dumb...I actually thought it was something with potatoes and scallops together. In my defense, I do not like potatoes..so.....
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    • I mean seafood is disgusting, even if that’s not seafood
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    • How i met your mother?
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    • You know what else is 8 inches? my enormous shit.
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    • No comments huh?
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    • I made dinner tonight. Anyone want leftovers or sloppy seconds?
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    • Go check out "La Tre Clays" on YouTube
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    • Scalloped potato’s are smack
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    • He
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    • Scalloped potatoes are bombass delicious go and try some if you haven't
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    • Cheesy taters gud
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    • Is scalloped potatoes like thick sliced and cooked? Idk what it is either
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    • My ex didn't know her ABCs...
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    • Aren't they also called au gratin potatoes?
      Zukaziki 25 jun
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    • So people are dumb because they have never had a certain food and don’t know what they are so they assume by the name that they are something but actually they are wrong?
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    • Not gonna lie it has the word scalloped in it which is a sea food. Maybe you could explain it to her because she clearly has never had it before.
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    • SKOOPSI POTATOS
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    • My dad told me a story about my parents' first date. He ordered the soup of the day and she said "Oh don't get that. It's bad here."
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    • “Scalloped” is a shape. That’s where the shellfish got it’s name. Cuz of its scalloped shell.
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    • Literally smashed the first 10 in my life a few weeks ago after asking the question "if you could travel to any country where would you go?" And her response was Hawaii. We live in California smh
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    • She's ignorant not stupid
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    • Scalloped potatoes are good tbh
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    • The first thing i look for in a woman is intelligence because if she doesnt have that.... shes mine
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    • God that's my ex wife
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    • "When"...dumbasses were meant for eachother.
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    • I fucking love scalloped potatoes
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    • Oh
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    • And that’s how I met your mother
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    • Being uninformed isn't the same thing as being stupid
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    • Lmao
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    • Oh, honey
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    • I’m glad other people thought scalloped sounds seafood ish I felt stupid
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    • Scalloped potatoes are absolute horseshit
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    • Literally never heard of those and what comes to mind are potatoes with scallops. Dont even know what scallops look like but I know they're seafood. I'd probably say the same thing.
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    • Don't eat Barbs scalloped potatoes. Word on the street is they are FUCKED
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    • She's smart enough to know that scallop is seafood
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    • I used to hate scalloped potatoes
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    • I feel like not everyone knows what scalloped potatoes are. Like this comment and put your state and if you’ve heard of them or not. This might be more popular in other regions.
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    • To be fair, if she knows what scallops are maybe she’s not that dumb.
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    • How do you pass on scalloped potatoes 🤤
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    • Scallops are seafood, so she probably just thought of thosw instead of potatoes
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    • Okay but is it a scallop or a potato?
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    • Seafood is nasty thou ngl
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    • Funeral potatoes
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    • At least she knows what scallops are
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    • Scalloped potatoes w cheese sauce. I fucks with that
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    • Would you like toast or biscuits ? Me: wtf is a toaster biscuit ?
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    • The only time Ive ever seen/heard of scalloped potatoes have been in school when they serve it for lunch occasionally. I don't like them
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    • Wow someone doesn’t know uncommon knowledge wow she must be an idiot
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    • "At that moment WHERE"??
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    • Smart women are ugly. Beautiful women are dumb. Prove me wrong
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    • No, Mmmmmark the Goat. No see food.
      garfarkle 22 jun
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    • My favorite food is scalloped potatoes and ham
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    • i didn't know what scalloped potatoes were until last year and i'm 21, almost 22
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