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    • Tumblr niggas be like "me af", can't even stand up out of the scooter chair much less run from cops
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    • This show is actually really genuinely good.
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    • Funny scene but no. That is not you
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    • Bobs burgers is an underrated show
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    • Linda is the perfect wife. She's a fun drunk, a hilarious mother, a hard worker and a loving wife
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    • FezGuy 14 jan
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    • That's a ride or die, hoe. She loyal.
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    • When you touch her when shes awake and shes hard HOLY SHIT THIS HOLES LOADED
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    • Yeah no it is not "you." Nobody who uses tumblr has the social capacity to ask for extra ketchup at Hardees, they sure as shit couldn't murder.
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    • "Me"
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    • Need me someone like linda
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    • Yeah right, theprofessionalwhore. I’m sure that’s you. “mE”. Big bet 👌
      Khemmis 14 jan
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    • That’s not you, retard. Its Linda
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    • I've got my fiancee trained to roll under the bed where I have a .45 with hollows. Aim for anyone with shoes on. I have a pump with plastics
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    • I love Bob and Linda’s relationship.
      ladyelwin 15 jan
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    • I feel bad that no one watched Bob's burgers when it first came out, family guy even made a bunch of jokes about carrying it. This great show almost got canceled because of first impressions
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    • Their relationship is better than peter and lois, and stan and francines. Linda trusted Bob so much that when her crazy sister tried to hook up with him she told him to just let her wear herself out because she knew Bob wasn't gonna even be tempted
      Xchamber 17 jan
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    • Linda's a good wife change my mind
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    • Jokes aside, find a wife like Linda.
      MrLowki 14 jan
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    • Get you a girl that’s just cool with murder.
      EJac 14 jan
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    • Username chexks out
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    • Sometimes your brain really be adapting just like that tho 😔🔫
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    • Omg me lol like same like seriously story of my life
      Jabs 14 jan
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    • mE
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      SIuts 14 jan
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    • Anyone else read it in their voices
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    • fuck now I want a burger and my dumbass roommates got a random pack of fuckin ground beef instead of burgers and cooked it all, and told me to just make a steak and cheese, and hold up imma go commit murder real quick
      jonbong 16 jan
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    • I too am a problem solver.
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    • Never watched this show but every time i see linda shes great
      Rubz8r0 14 jan
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    • What we really need
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    • Existence 14 jan
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    • True ride or die. You love and trust your partner so if they think something needs done then that’s what’s happening. No BS. No questions asked. Just get down to business.
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    • Just watched this episode. Funny show
      awin56 15 jan
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    • I'm probably teddy in that situation
      ss_ninja 15 jan
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    • Are they still making episodes?
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    • I need me a Lin
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    • Get you a ride or die girl
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    • PorkSword 14 jan
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    • Phexal 14 jan
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    • The person saying me would never be a ride or die girl,they would get a boyfriend gain 200 pounds,then when he slips up in a minor way,dump him and talk about how your not like other girls cause your special
      flintigon 14 jan
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    • Me for my 2 best friends
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    • vette1984 14 jan
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    • Isnt the rules reversed irl?
      Gabekyu 14 jan
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    • this shit is featured with 2 comments
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    • She a real one
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    • Need a gorl
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    • Me.
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    • I found my ride or die when I was 13, and we both still riding
      TGoogol 17 jan
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    • Goals
      Kreamie 17 jan
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    • I need a Lynda
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    • Best friends be like
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    • No, theprofessionalwhore, not you.
      Alc3mist 16 jan
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    • Need me a gal like Linda
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    • Wake up best friend
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    • I need that
      phills 16 jan
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    • Bob's Burgers is an A tier show. Almost S but some characters hold it back
      Blink293 16 jan
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    • We ride together, we die together
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    • Hahaha! That's so totally me, am I right fellow tumblr users? Jee golly, this is so me haha
      Boxsteam 16 jan
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    • Anyone that says "me" in any meme is retarded
      footinass 16 jan
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    • Get you a girl who will support you without questioning
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    • You know bobs burgers is based on cannibalism??
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    • Linda a dumbass bitch
      spud3890 16 jan
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    • That's exactly how my wife is
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    • Got a little Archer in his Bob.
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    • People who say "Me" are those weird band kids
      fishbro 16 jan
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    • “mE”
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    • Is this show worth it, or is it kinda like the later seasons of family Guy? Funny but not lol funny
      samdmh13 16 jan
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    • Wifey goals
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    • Man imagine hahaha
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    • Nice
      YoWut 16 jan
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    • Where’s my Linda
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    • They have the type of marriage some of us can only dream of
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    • Quirky
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    • Would you be mad though, if your girl was THAT supportive
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    • Linda is ride or die kinda gal
      xSicariix 15 jan
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    • 10/10 wife there people take notes
      SPAZOID21 15 jan
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    • If I cant have a woman like that, I dont want her.
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    • “Me”, no not you
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    • Linda is ride or die, baby!!
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    • Get you a woman like that
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    • Bobs burgers was supposed to be a family about cannibals (bobs family) they get the body’s from the morgue next door, and they serve people human burgers, that’s why they had that human meat episode, Would’ve been a lot more interesting.
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    • People always trying to make things about themselves. “Me”. Stfu
      ItzChe 15 jan
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    • "me", how about shutting the fuck up, can that be you for once?
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    • That’s all I want in a wife.
      Diloon123 15 jan
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    • I don't really like Bob's burgers. The humor is too dry, and the plot of every episode is stupidity causes problem, more stupidity makes problem worse, greatest stupidity solves said problem somehow.
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    • Ballyhoo 15 jan
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    • People who reply “Me” are cancer
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    • Like, these cartoons are cool and all but these art styles are fugly
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    • There are many things I would do if it meant I could stay with the person I love, even if they don't love, even if it will hurt me, I've gone through a great deal of pain, what's a little more
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    • “Me” shut the fuck up no it ain’t
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    • is it you tho? is it really?
      gvstav 15 jan
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    • Hahaha dumb bitch wishes it was her. Unless it was my one homie who said that cuz then yeah he’s speaking truth
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    • “Theprofessionalwhore” really? This is you?
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    • My gf is a lot like her personality wise and honestly I’ll take it she’s loyal af and there is no goddamn way in hell I could ever have a boring day when she’s around
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