She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
makailabrieanne makailabrieanne
2 dec 2020
She can't catch you cheating if you don't cheat
Parents: Do what makes you happy
Me: Plays games
Parents:
you_cannot_touch_Jerry you_cannot_touch_Jerry
10 oct 2020
Parents: Do what makes you happy Me: Plays games Parents:
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
AnomaIous AnomaIous
4 nov 2020
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
Government: You need to be 21 to drink
Military when someone is 18:
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
StarWarstheory StarWarstheory
3 aug 2020
Government: You need to be 21 to drink Military when someone is 18: Hi kids! Do you like violence?
Post the Spooktober meme
Buesire, it's still September
doot it
Kasziver Kasziver
17 sep 2020
Post the Spooktober meme Buesire, it's still September doot it
Sasquatch sighting or hairy gal?
Sasquatch sighting or hairy gal?
Not gonna say what I'm thinking cause don't wanna be startin something.
rinja rinja
23 oct 2020
Not gonna say what I'm thinking cause don't wanna be startin something.
You thiak
I can do this
I all day, you poofy
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
24 sep 2020
You thiak I can do this I all day, you poofy
GREAT ON PIANO
SUCKS ON ORGANS.
GREAT ON PIANO SUCKS ON ORGANS.
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
chappe chappe
23 sep 2020
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
im gonna try 2 draw the scooby doo gang from memory & whatever happens happens wish me luck
i never said i could draw dogs
FinlandSkywalker FinlandSkywalker
23 sep 2020
im gonna try 2 draw the scooby doo gang from memory & whatever happens happens wish me luck i never said i could draw dogs
Macaulay Culkin
@IncredibleCulk
Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self.
Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
lancecorporalhawk30
8 oct 2020
Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self. Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.
AT LEAST I WONT GET TRICKED THIS BLACK FRIDAY LIKE WHEN I SPENT 6 HOURS WAITIN IN LINE 4 A WALMART DOOR BUSTER TV AN THEN FINDIN OUT WAS ACTUALLY CHILLIN INA HOMELESS CAMP
SkweezyJibbz SkweezyJibbz
24 nov 2020
AT LEAST I WONT GET TRICKED THIS BLACK FRIDAY LIKE WHEN I SPENT 6 HOURS WAITIN IN LINE 4 A WALMART DOOR BUSTER TV AN THEN FINDIN OUT WAS ACTUALLY CHILLIN INA HOMELESS CAMP
When you fall over on a trampoline and no one stops bouncing
I'm fighting for my fucking lite
Cocorulez Cocorulez
4 nov 2020
When you fall over on a trampoline and no one stops bouncing I'm fighting for my fucking lite
"Hi Welcome to Jackass! I'm Steveo and this is Bam and today we are
going to eat spicy food and see who gets heart burn first
Redheron Redheron
25 mar
"Hi Welcome to Jackass! I'm Steveo and this is Bam and today we are going to eat spicy food and see who gets heart burn first
Just gonna cover that back up... - Just gonna cover that back up...
StephZoo StephZoo
23 sep 2020
Just gonna cover that back up... - Just gonna cover that back up...
Her clit watching you try to go in dry with no foreplay
Magoth Magoth
26 mar
Her clit watching you try to go in dry with no foreplay
Krispy Kreme are giving away a free face shield with every 12 doughnuts it even
carries the warning "contains nuts" <3
MemeVash MemeVash
29 sep 2020
Krispy Kreme are giving away a free face shield with every 12 doughnuts it even carries the warning "contains nuts" <3
Sarah
During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled
THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
yoden22 yoden22
24 sep 2020
Sarah During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.