She can explore my Chamber of
Secrets anytime!
She can explore my Chamber of Secrets anytime!
Gebby
the new hospital dogs are getting their pictures taken and
DevilGirl DevilGirl
29 sep 2020
Gebby the new hospital dogs are getting their pictures taken and
Your crush
says "AWW
you are so cute"
Not to you
She said it to your dog
Alexander_SlyfeeR Alexander_SlyfeeR
22 sep 2020
Your crush says "AWW you are so cute" Not to you She said it to your dog
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
Gilberto Gilberto
13 mar
me pausing my music to see if my mum is really calling me or if it's just the song
when your instinct never fails you
i feel like you're lying but alright.
dexter
@DexterSoWhat
Dudes could be 100% tellin the truth and then a girl gets a "feeling" search for 9 hours and find something from 4 years ago to be mad at &
BasedGodEmperorTrump BasedGodEmperorTrump
10 nov 2020
when your instinct never fails you i feel like you're lying but alright. dexter @DexterSoWhat Dudes could be 100% tellin the truth and then a girl gets a "feeling" search for 9 hours and find something from 4 years ago to be mad at &
Covid needs to end so can get a shave
Newcastle Herald iy
Barbershop has bikini-clad hairdressers, free beer, sport TV I Newc...
ahead_trypdamemev2 ahead_trypdamemev2
19 dec 2020
Covid needs to end so can get a shave Newcastle Herald iy Barbershop has bikini-clad hairdressers, free beer, sport TV I Newc...
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l
'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat
First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and
<isappointment, then when you take another bite your
'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be
'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is
\hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking
'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.
BO
288,532 note:
Darkwolf244 Darkwolf244
27 sep 2020
'Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly heats, fucker? Well you'l 'change your mind once you put it together and try to eat First you'll get a mouthtul of just bread and <isappointment, then when you take another bite your 'mouth will be assauited by the copious amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won't be 'enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich lke that is \hat failure tastes fke. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there's no love in that sandwich. I's about balance, Life needs balance, and so does your fucking 'sandwich. You disgust me. Don't tak to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich. BO 288,532 note:
POV: You ask Jesus for ice cream but he reminds
you of your sins
POV: You ask Jesus for ice cream but he reminds you of your sins
FaRt_FaCe FaRt_FaCe
25 sep 2020
© Based on: cheekscrush
this dog went to Harvard Surveillance recorded the entire process. will be here before left
*3 sec after locking my car*
Me: did i lock my car?
My brain:
al
*3 sec after locking my car* Me: did i lock my car? My brain: al
I heard he doesn't clear his internet history and never goes incognito mode
Thotai_II Thotai_II
18 feb
I heard he doesn't clear his internet history and never goes incognito mode
You can always pirate college textbooks
tS always morally corre
You can always pirate college textbooks tS always morally corre
I ht I'd upload the cutest picture of my cat that I have
I hope it makes someone smile!
TheBooperSnooper TheBooperSnooper
21 sep 2020
I ht I'd upload the cutest picture of my cat that I have I hope it makes someone smile!
ts that what happens though, seriously?
You just get bored of us one day and disappear?,
Not if you're blonde.' I
Oh, she was blonde!
*Oh, what a 'surprise!
DoctorPines DoctorPines
24 sep 2020
ts that what happens though, seriously? You just get bored of us one day and disappear?, Not if you're blonde.' I Oh, she was blonde! *Oh, what a 'surprise!
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE.
Al
DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
denisep denisep
28 dec 2020
I'VE BEEN HEARING A LOT LATELY ABOUT BLEACHING YOUR ASSHOLE. Al DO YOU JUST DUMP BLEACH OVER HIS HEAD, OR DO YOU MAKE HIM DRINK IT?
Boss: Why are you late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it
at first but I'm here now.
vistavie vistavie
15 apr
Boss: Why are you late? Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first but I'm here now.
Doc and Marty made it to 2021.
Doc and Marty made it to 2021.
morning
@smeretivert
The skull of Mary Magdalene in St
Maxi min Basilica in France
This is the hardest shit ive ever seen
LuckyLook LuckyLook
5 mar
morning @smeretivert The skull of Mary Magdalene in St Maxi min Basilica in France This is the hardest shit ive ever seen
Living in Colorado has really done a number on our dog...
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
29 sep 2020
Living in Colorado has really done a number on our dog...