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    • If he worked every single day for 40 years taking one brick it would be 14600 bricks. That doesnt build three houses
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    • We have a guy named Lester. No Nick name, just that he’s been kicked out of the same restaurant twice for being a general nuisance.
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    • One piece of a time by Johnny cash
      G_Ball 25 jul
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    • Reminds me of the Johnny Cash song "one piece at a time"
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    • That's about 14,610 brick
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    • That still isn't enough for 3 houses. Some noon is lying.
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    • Once I asked a teacher why his nickname was hammer and he said figure it out
      bross16 29 jul
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    • There’s an older lady at work nicknamed Bubbles who apparently used to be pretty hot. Anyways, her husband walked in on her taking a bubble bath one day and giggling because every time she farted it made bubbles.
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    • And I did it one piece of at a time.. and it didnt cost me a dime
      SynK 26 jul
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    • Actually at about 800 sq foot that would be enough for 3 houses. My nick name is Tyson although my real name is Michael. My dads name is ty. Ty’s son.
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    • Not a joke, my great-grandad’s nickname was “Old Nig”, apparently because of his darker skin tone (he was half Choctaw) and because of his proclivity towards hanging out in the black neighborhoods and having black friends during a racist time period in south Mississippi
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    • "Cisphobiccommunistopinions" the only way they could be a worse person is if they were a pedophile too, which isn't unlikely.
      Szasz 25 jul
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    • We have a 60 year old lady everyone calls Aunt B and everyone respects her cuz if you don't she will woop your ass but she's also the nicest person ever
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    • Top comment is wrong. Literally a 5 second Google search will tell you that the average house has about 8,000 bricks. He would have had enough to two average houses or three small houses.
      Erosip 25 jul
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    • Johnny Cash made a song about a car like this I believe
      Arkdiablo 25 jul
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      Sprint 28 jul
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    • In my town there’s a what I’m pretty sure is a homeless wizard named Lorenzo. He walks around with a walking stick and has a huge white beard with long white hair
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    • Hope everyone has a great day!
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    • At 7 bricks a square foot it would only take about 5600 bricks to build a small house and over forty year he would have walked away with 14600 so this is totally plausible
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    • We have this dude named crazy Gregg and he was in nam and now he does odd jobs and blows stuff up with homemade explosives
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    • One piece at a time
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    • We had crazy hat lady/Elvis lady. She always wore a purple peacoat and some sort of insane hat and was obessed with Elvis. She was senile and believed to be homeless, and everyone loved her. She fell off the grid a couple years back, I'm assuming she passed away. Real sweet old woman thouhh
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    • Ah we have C1. Always hangs out dt. Once I said hi to him and he said "ayyye my bitch" and then proceeded to fight a parking meter. Last time I saw him he was doing pushups in the middle of the sidewalk
      Linnis 25 jul
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    • One piece at a time just like Johnny cash’s caddie
      RevFreek 25 jul
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    • One piece at a time and it wouldn't cost me a dime
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    • There's a woman who works at our local ritz barrel that everyone calls "the porcupine lady." Shes called that because she spends hours a day fluffing her hair into the most unholy perm you've ever seen. It just sticks all out. She's very kind though lol
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    • My granddad's name is Fred, but he's known as shog it's what his parents called him, it's what his friends call him, it's what his grandchildren call him, and no one knows why, not even he does, every time he asked his dad he replied "it's none if your god damn buisiness"
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    • We got Ol' Gummy, got his front teeth knocked out when he served. Great guy, smokes like a fire and you can almost always catch him with a Blue Moon.
      Akvela 25 jul
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    • Our old mayor was called Pheeze. Even his wife called him that. No idea why but he did make a fake college with James Dean with the motto, "in alcohol we trust" (in Latin of course.) So there's that.
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    • Crazy Joe lives down the street from me in a shed and he drives a small tractor because he has too many DUIs. Sometimes it’s in the grocery store parking lot and we know he’s getting groceries
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    • There's a man in my town called Squirrellman cause he assimilated himself into their environment and they will come perch on his shoulder and will go to anyone he tells them to. No one knows his actual name or where his story though
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    • 🎶I got it one piece at a time, and It didn't cost me a dime. You'll know it's me when I come through your town.🎶
      CodyBill 25 jul
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    • there's an italian restaurant near me called brickyard and i spent a good 5 minutes trying to figure out where he was getting the bricks
      Vassar 25 jul
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    • We have Mike Michelle. Real sweet guy who dresses in his dead wife's clothes. Lost most of his fingers but 3 on the left and 2 on the right. Wife was his everything and couldn't handle her death. Everyone that knows him loves him.
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    • Glucose uncle Stoney is called Stoney cause, when ay the age of 78, his abs are still made of Stone. I made the mistake of punching his stomach when I first moved in and I nearly broke my hand
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    • HighNDry Captain?
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    • Brickaday keeps the homeless away
      Dinte 25 jul
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    • Theres a guy named lurch who doubles as the town hippie and drunk, works at a canoe rental place, nice guy all around
      hankkage 25 jul
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    • We have a guy named smiley. He was a WW2 vet who went crazy after he came back. He walks around the town talking to himself and politely asking everyone for cigarettes
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    • I got it one brick at a time, and it didn’t cost me a dime
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    • Died 25 jul
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    • My grandad had a friend they called Skeet but I don’t wanna know.
      wilsybug 31 jul
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    • My town has a guy named turkey and it because he drinks a lot of wild turkey whiskey
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    • How big were the houses because 1,000 sqft+ houses use up a lot of bricks
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    • There is this one dude named Hot Water Corn Bread. Apparently he was summoned to court and instead of putting his real name he put that. He walks around town with short track shorts, boots, and a cane with a phone mount on it.
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    • There’s a guy named cowboy and no one knows why. And he even has his own cards(like Pokémon cards but with him) our town population is <2000
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    • My great grandfather called all the boy grandchildren Gus. Pop had a buddy and they were painters and they were going to paint the house of a snobby rich lady. She made it very obvious she didn’t want ANY paint on the carpet. My great grandfather’s buddy accidentally knocked over the paint can. ....
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    • You need more than just bricks to build a house.
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    • One piece at a time and it didn’t cost him a dime🎶🎵
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    • I don’t believe any of that. Sounds like they heard the Johnny Cash song “One Piece at a Time” and made up a story for fake internet points.
      Hdjshsk 26 jul
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    • There's a homeless guy called purple in my town. His name comes from getting a purple heart, he's cool, some of my classmates used to smoke with him, and he's got this dog and she's very friendly.
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    • I can't wait until the day when I'm old enough to be referred to as Old Man Anon by the neighborhood kids
      Mr_Yoink 26 jul
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    • Theres a large old man who bounces at some clubs and they call him moose I couldn’t tell you why
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    • We have an old guy named Creepy who lives in our town. He’s the town drunk so he’s always buzzed or black out drunk. He hits on literally anyone. But if you actually talk to the guy he’s a nice dude who just flirts a lot. Never takes any girl home except his wife.
      TheAddict 26 jul
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    • Im calling bullshit, 1 brick a day for 40 years would get him 10,428 bricks with a 5 day work week with no time off. Building a house takes about 7 bricks per square foot. This is only building the outer walls and no interior. This many bricks would get him under 1500 square feet of space.
      conorfinn 25 jul
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    • We have some old dude called Dawson who allegedly went to the open mic at a local bar and sang five songs about pussy that he made up on the spot. He later got banned from the bar for trying to fight the bartender after she cut him off.
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    • That's approximately 14610 bricks. Can't forget about leap years.
      Raiynah 25 jul
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    • Not a small town, but we have a guy who we nicknamed “the runner guy”. He’s some old dude who runs up the same street completely hunched over every day. He runs a hypnosis therapy center and his mathematics work has been published in Indian newspapers
      Jebward 25 jul
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    • "I got one piece at a time, and it didnt cost me a dime..."
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    • There was this guy in my town (Medfield, MA) called bubble gum Bob and he pretty much gave everyone free gum. I never actually saw him, but apparently everyone else did. It’s like he’s a ghost that only the pure of heart can see
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    • PorkSword 25 jul
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    • I have a family in my neighborhood we call “The Darwin’s.” I mean these kids are absolutely stupid, they would run out into the street to chase a penny. They’re the only house with a pool but they don’t use it. Their father is even more entitled, putting bikes in the road to keep people from going
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    • We have a guy named hee-haw who breaks into the yards of houses close to the golf course and sells the golf balls he finds
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    • notyuki 25 jul
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    • My grandfathers nickname is Tex, his brother is called Poopy, and his best friend is called Bookem. Small town culture is indeed wild.
      sutt21 25 jul
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    • My grandma's nickname is honey because that was my great-grandad's nickname and she wanted to be like him so much she refused to respond to anything but honey when she was like 10
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    • Math checks out
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    • There was a teacher at our school named Dick Hammer. I shit you not.
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    • Kid in my highschool was called Gator bc he bit someone in freaking preschool
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    • One brick at a time, and it didn’t cost me a dime
      Janina 25 jul
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    • Aw tumblr. At least try and make your stories believable
      apup6969 25 jul
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    • My grandma has a nickname and I think it's based on my oldest cousin's inability to properly say grandma when he was like two
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    • It would take almost 25years of brick stealing to make one 1,200 sqft house.
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    • Crackhead kelly is my local one
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    • My nickname is grease weasel. Didn’t comb my hair one day in third grade so my buddy said I looked like a weaselhead. Somehow it stuck. Middle school I became weasel man. End of middle school I got big into 50s greaser stuff and became grease weasel
      Balrog99 25 jul
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    • My coworkers have nicknamed me crash... I'm a forklift operator... let that sink in.
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    • His last sentence turned an interesting story into a neckbeard story.
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    • We have stretch. He’s 7 foot tall. We also have step-and-a-half. He has a bum leg so he takes a step and a half.
      Miggot 25 jul
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    • Down the street from me was Wolfgang, and his wife, Ursula. They made cookies for all of the kids on our street every year during the holiday season, and my neighbor and I used go over and help Ursula with her garden. Wolfgang passed away last November, Ursula passed a few weeks later. I miss them.
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    • A brick every day for 40 years is 14,600 bricks, it takes about 7 bricks to make a square foot and the average house is about 1,200 sq ft, so it takes about 8,176 bricks to build a house, in conclusion this supposed man only collected enough bricks to build about a house and a half
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    • I'll get it one piece at a time. And it won't cost me a dime.
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    • I stole it one piece at a time And it didn't cost me a dime
      KeyReason 25 jul
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    • According to my math, Mr brickaday either built really tiny houses, or should be called Mr. 3brickaday
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    • I got it one piece at a time
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    • That’s 14,600 bricks.
      AMiss 25 jul
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    • One piece at a time and it didn't cost me a dime
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    • We have a guy named slim. He’s thin.
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    • There was an old dude in our town named Horny Lorney. The story goes a bunch of kids were tricking some houses once on Halloween and they looked in his window and saw him wanking to some hentai. Yeah. They were scarred.
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    • There’s an employee at my town’s grocery store who’s like a localized cryptid. He sings pretty loudly and tosses the meat around since he works in the deli. I call him the Singing Meat Man
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    • We have the town autist named Joey. He likes to run for like marathons and stuff and you’ll always see him run around town without a shirt on like he’s training.
      IsmaeI 25 jul
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    • Also people used to call me Sasquatch in like fifth grade cuz I was really fucken tall for my age (I was 5’9 and haven’t grown since) and although it’s been 7 years, whenever I go back to that town to see a friend or whatever, people still greet me like “AYE SASQUATCH!”
      JemoDemo 25 jul
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    • There’s three guys named Jose who went to my dads high school and they call them Jose, JosB, and JosBeef. The tallest is Jose and the shortest is JosB and JosBeef came to school every day with beef jerky in his pockets
      JemoDemo 25 jul
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    • We have a guy named Chester. Nickname Chester the Molester. I lost my anal virginity to him
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    • My town has a guy who put a pyramid of bowling balls as well as a boat in a tree and several statues in his front yard
      TubaDondo 25 jul
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    • Small midwestern towns are magical fairy lands where no one gives a shit about who/what you are as long as they know you. You come out of the closet? Old lady Martha across the street thought you were already dating the neighbor boy. Person of color? No one cares.
      Zenith12 25 jul
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    • We have waving Joe. He sits on a corner with his bike next to him and he waves to passing cars.
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    • I'll take it one piece at a time, and it won't cost me a dime
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