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    • I walk and people are like “bruh slow tf down” and I’m like “this is my normal walking speed”
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    • I’ll slow down my walking speed for someone I care about but I’m not ready to push myself to keep up with them. I physically can’t walk faster
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    • Get longer legs bitch. I cant wait for your midget ass I got shit to do
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    • My wife nerfs tf out of me when we go hiking. But it's okay...I usually just let her go in front so I can watch her ass sway in her yoga shorts
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    • .... I'll just wear roller skates and tie a rope around your waist amd get ready for a ride.
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    • I hate it when people walk like that. Whenever I'm walking with my brother he is ways 10-20 feet ahead of me and I'm just trying to enjoy myself while he looks like a wannabe sonic
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    • I use my full stride and im not even that tall, everyone seems to take little baby steps everywhere and i think thats whats ruining this country
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    • I used to be one of the most legendary speed walkers when I was younger. Even people who were much taller than me at the time were in awe of how I covered so much ground in my stride. I’ll never share my secret.
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    • My gf is 5’1 and I’m 6’0 and she’s always fuckin trailing behind me by a mile and expects me to slow down. Like no bitch I’m tryna get to the video game section so I can buy modern warfare
      Niggles 4 jul
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    • I gotta find a girl who ninja runs everywhere then
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    • He can carry you on his shoulders and then others will just say “couple goals” but in reality his legs are just hella long
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    • You’re not really going to find this and it’s sad that people think so. The people that try to offer this to you usually want to sleep with you. The reality of it is that you two will have hard times and good times and you’ll have to work as a team to maintain a relationship that isn’t perfect. 1/2
      nk361 5 jul
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    • me and azula
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    • How the hell you gonna fuck if you can't even walk without struggling to breathe
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    • My dad never slowed down his blistering walking speed even when I was 3 feet tall and basically running to keep up. Because of that I walk like a gazelle being chased by a cheetah on the Serengeti
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    • Im a weird motherfucker who walks faster than literally everyone but I’m the slowest motherfucker on the mile runs
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    • Fuck slow walkers. Life is short. Think about how much time you’re just wasting by walking so god damn slow.
      _Godless 4 jul
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    • I had his issue with my ex, I've got MS so I just don't walk very fast, not like super slow, but I'm very careful not to trip. She REFUSED to slow down. Got to the point where shed walk ahead of me, then stop every 50 feet and stand there waiting impatiently. Don't date crazies kids.
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    • My dad & brother r both like 5’8” 5’9” ish & they walk really fast. Im 5’2” i run to keep up with them
      _AD_ 5 jul
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    • The solution is to purge the weak link
      chopstew 5 jul
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    • I’ve been single and proud for as long as I can remember. Walking has never been an issue, hehehe
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    • One person has cold hands one hot?
      MorgiB 4 jul
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    • My limbs are elongated so I can move at the pace of god
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    • Current Comment count: there are 537 comments on this post including this one.
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    • Man I got like 2 walking speeds fast or slow pick one and stay in it. There is no in between. Or else we walking like one of us is an npc
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    • Katsuya you know which one you are Mr.longlegs
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    • I'm short but I have good leg strength and stamina, no issues keeping up with taller people unless they hit that infuriating "faster than speedwalking but slower than jogging" speed that game devs love to pull.
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    • I can't walk slow if I'm excited or have somewhere to be
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    • I’m fat as frick and physically can’t walk faster than a shamble
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    • If you find a nice girl who is pudgy and soft, not fat though. Keep her. Trust me
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    • Its the hardest thing to find someone with identical plans. Im not following the nuclear family route so my options are miniscule. But i prefer more years of independence than jumping into something through fear of living/dying alone.
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    • I’m 5’4” and boyfriend is 6’4”. This is fact, but it gives me opportunity to wear my sexy heels and goth platforms and then I M the one a step ahead. Muahaha.
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    • I'm 5'8 and my twin and best friend are both over six foot and walk fast. I am well accustomed to walking fast, but chilling out and meandering is usually my norm
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    • I have heart problems from my dads side of the family sooo…
      PIL0T 4 jul
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    • my wife walks faster than me. i just say "go ahead.. i'll catch up later". lol
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    • Long legs
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    • Then you get carried
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    • merde 4 jul
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    • Slow walkers are a sign of weakness
      Zeros 6 jul
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    • It’s not the best idea to date someone that is very similare to you. Date someone who is different. This adds variety to ones life. It also makes it better to see things through difference in perspective. Dating yourself is boring and dosent challenge you as a person.
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    • Why is having the same interest appealing? It destroys relationships. You need to be able to have separate hobbies and time away from the relationship.
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    • I hate slow walkers. I mean damn.. unless this is a scenic route, there is no need to walk so slow
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    • No fat chicks
      ojok 5 jul
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    • I swear I walk at a normal pace and everyone's like "sLoW dOwN" and I'm like "you speed up you blob of molasses"
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    • 1000 days on this app
      bniesy53 4 jul
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    • I walk slow sue me
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    • Aww. You have 3 out of 4...especially the ones that really matter. That's good enough!
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    • My life is too short to wait for your slow ass
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    • This is me and my boyfriend, he’s taller than me but he’s so slow Jesus and i was always left behind with my short ass so I started walking really fast as it just stuck
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    • The first 3 can change rather quickly.
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    • i'm gonna try once this is all over
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    • My ex and I went to Disneyland a few years ago and I asked her to slow down and she got upset. Ended up being upset half the time we spent there until I apologized. Wasted $300 a month before we broke up
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    • I am 6’4 and my girlfriend 5’4. She walks faster than me....
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    • Theres always that person at school that walks just as fast as you do and you just like them for it even if you dont know them
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    • I had someone make fun of me in freshman year for walking fast, I just walked away though..
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    • I'm 6ft 9 sooooooo....
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    • Me and my girlfriend have different outlooks on life but we find compromises. Politics we do have different views on but we don't talk about those anyway lol
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    • Walk faster
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    • Im 6’1 and my girlfriend is 5’5. She has to walk like mr krabs to keep up with me
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    • Cock pics?
      GayAAss 7 jul
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    • Every time I meet someone I like, the moment they figure out my beliefs, they fuck off as fast as possible. EVERY FUCKING TIME.
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    • The faster one should match the speed
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    • My two best friends used to walk slow but I slowly converted them to walk faster by being slightly ahead every time we walk anywhere, they try to keep up and when they’re at my speed I just go a little faster
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    • My wife and I are like this. You’ll find the one, kings.
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    • If you don't date somebody cause your life plans are a little different you kinda got smooth brain my guy.
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    • My boss can walk on the beach mad fast for no reason
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    • This is cause of the height difference, you might not be moving fast but the distance you cover is almost double a short person has to walk. I’m 5’3 and my bf is 5’10 and it’s a struggle
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    • ihaterandy us 💘
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    • BUY NEW LEGS TO GET FASTER
      deshun 6 jul
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    • WALK FASTER YOU BITCH. Your wife goona die if you get NEW legs. EASY JUST SIMPLE
      deshun 6 jul
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    • My bf just picks me up and carries me... not by choice most of the time...
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    • I have a friend who is willfully inconsiderate of his own height. Straight up asked him to slow down because he's 6'3", he goes "Why dont you walk faster?", as though confused by my struggling to follow. I lowkey yelled at him, "MOTHERFUCKER, I have to JOG every few feet to keep up with you!"
      AdmAkbar 6 jul
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    • Me and my gf except we only have shared interests in common, and I smoke her ass in cardio but she’s taller than me so on just a walk she outpaces me constantly
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    • Haha me and my ex were like this except we had the same walking speed too.... :(
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    • My girlfriend does this shit and realize I’m behind, they she’ll offer me a hand and still somehow leave me trailing behind.
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    • I'm tall as fuck so short people have a hard time keeping up
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    • People kinda hate walking with me because I walk fast asf.
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    • Love and care go further than walking in keeping one healthy. Believe me 🙂
      Vyverjet 6 jul
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    • My gf is slower than my walking speed so she always struggles to keep up with me
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    • Just...just carry them
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    • 3/4. FAILED
      deshun 6 jul
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    • I got into such a habit of walking fast that i do it subconsciously, leaving everyone in the dust. It sometimes hurts to stay with their speed. Like a fucking escort mission in a RPG
      Mithrael 6 jul
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    • Bitches walk so slow
      Kirbs507 6 jul
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    • I felt that
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    • My boyfriend and I race to places to see who is faster 💀
      mimeme 6 jul
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    • Depends who I’m with. If I’m by myself I usually walk quick but if I’m with friends or something then I’ll usually walk slower unless they’re walking fast
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    • Piggy back time
      Tarosado 6 jul
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    • its so frustrating trying to keep up w really tall people
      Stephoag 6 jul
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    • Walk with a purpose
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    • That's when you put her on your shoulders
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    • Dang i would love if someone loved me
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    • I’m convinced people who walk slow have like poor balance or something. Like the little steps that take are because they are scared to fall.
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    • Just carry them over your shoulder like a caveman
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    • Slow down you anxious fuck what are you afraid of
      CodyBill 5 jul
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    • I think you might be fat
      W_O_A_G 5 jul
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