Shag owns 17 auntie Anne's Pretzel Shops,
40 24-Hour Fitness clubs, 155 Five Guys restaurants and 150 Car washes
Arthur_Morgan__ Arthur_Morgan__
27 may
Shag owns 17 auntie Anne's Pretzel Shops, 40 24-Hour Fitness clubs, 155 Five Guys restaurants and 150 Car washes
I thought the cup was blasting off
CLOUT MONKEY
Look at this beautiful dog
To the moon.
Republished Republished
22 sep 2020
I thought the cup was blasting off CLOUT MONKEY Look at this beautiful dog To the moon.
Women commenting on each other's instagram photos, like...
totally ' your skin and wear it tofmyibirihday It's coming
SpareParts SpareParts
4 nov 2020
Women commenting on each other's instagram photos, like... totally ' your skin and wear it tofmyibirihday It's coming
the doctor: calcium will help with your bones my girlfriend:
the doctor: calcium will help with your bones my girlfriend:
My car was making strange noises
bs
SS
And the wrench threw in there has nothing to do with it
elated_davidsirdude elated_davidsirdude
26 mar
My car was making strange noises bs SS And the wrench threw in there has nothing to do with it
HOW STOP AN ARGUMENT
Adam Sargent just showed this to my girlfriend and it made the argument worse it doesn't work at all
SilentEchos SilentEchos
11 feb
HOW STOP AN ARGUMENT Adam Sargent just showed this to my girlfriend and it made the argument worse it doesn't work at all
Nothing like falling asleep with a good book!
thiccWarthunderv16 thiccWarthunderv16
23 jun
Nothing like falling asleep with a good book!
Oliffuck, you're gonna make me MEEP
Oliffuck, you're gonna make me MEEP
We are Disney.
Lower your shields and surrender your ships.
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own.
Your culture will adapt to service us.
Resistance is futile.
Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead!
Sulu, get us out of here!
NCC1701_D NCC1701_D
27 sep 2020
We are Disney. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile. Scatty, I need warp speed now or we're all dead! Sulu, get us out of here!
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP?
ME: NOT A CHANCE!
by
punisher1977 punisher1977
8 mar
HER: CAN YOU HELP ME ZIP THIS UP? ME: NOT A CHANCE! by
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild
We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
ifyoureportmeyouregay ifyoureportmeyouregay
3 nov 2020
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN...
YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
Starr7 Starr7
25 sep 2020
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN... YOUR CAT IS EVOLVING!
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do
want water?
Gilberto Gilberto
5 mar
When someone is crying and you don't know what to do want water?
weareallportionsforfoxes:
Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
Trifid Trifid
26 sep 2020
weareallportionsforfoxes: Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud
ammiml
5 mar
Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
Wife: Honey. am I fat?
Husband: No dear, I like the way you are.
Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge.
Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
ErosOne ErosOne
16 oct 2020
Wife: Honey. am I fat? Husband: No dear, I like the way you are. Wife: I'm hungry, carry me to the fridge. Husband: You wait, I carry the fridge to you.
me: wants dog
me: gets dog
me and dog:
Samy Samy
25 sep 2020
me: wants dog me: gets dog me and dog:
The vegetables you bought a month ago watching you get pizza rolls out of the refrigerator for the fourth day in a row
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
10 oct 2020
The vegetables you bought a month ago watching you get pizza rolls out of the refrigerator for the fourth day in a row
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse.
Updated PM; Today PM
lFunny_News lFunny_News
4 dec 2020
li? year old man outlived his 99 year life sentence for stealing a horse. Updated PM; Today PM