• “ sextronautt
how can lawyers argue without crying
E lightspeedsound
I am a lawyer and let me tell you It gets
like super close dude
Source: sextronautt
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    • Ya know you cry when you are super angry is just your body trying to release some of that angry through tears. It’s all good my guy to cry and get emotional.
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    • No one on Tumblr has enough brain capacity to be an actual lawyer.
      4chanDude 25 apr
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    • Imagine finding out your lawyer has a tumblr account
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    • Lawyers don't actually argue. Arguments are opinionated. Lawyers have find and use facts that support their side.
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    • The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over
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    • I cry when I yawn but as you grow up you can literally scrape all the skin off your shin and you won’t cry
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    • Imagine being someone who cries
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    • The top comment is wrong, when you cry it’s just your body reacting to something so crazy that you cry, like when you get super sad, you cry, when you get really mad, you cry, when you get really excited, you can get emotional and kinda tear up, and that’s why you can have tears of joy. Like so othe
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    • Captain Marvel groups the remaining Avengers then tells them her brilliant idea. They agree. Captain Marvel seduces Thanos into an orgy but claims it isn't big enough. Thanos undos the snap and everyone comes back. The mega orgy commenced, credits roll.
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    • What?? Lawyers don’t argue. Stop think movies and tv are the “real deal”. Here is how it goes. If things go to trial it’s a presentation of facts, they are not allowed to argue. after all the facts have been presented and reviewed can they present an argument called a closing statement.
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    • Tears are for the weak (as allergies are killing me as I speak)
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    • I think people stereotype lawyers. One of my best friends is a lawyer and most of the time she's just sitting in an office playing borderlands with me one PC while people fill out paperwork.
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    • My boyfriend is a lawyer and I swear to God cant even argue with him, he 'wins' ALL the time and I get so mad that I start crying
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    • I hate that when I get mad I cry cause it makes me feel like I’m incapable of being upset and not looking like a bitch
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    • Because most lawyers are men
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    • How do lawyers defend people they know committed a crime?
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    • there's wet anger-you still care and dry anger- ur completely done i hate wet anger cuz ur voice cracks and it's hard to speak ur frustrated but they think ur weak i got into a fight with my brother and said that i was done and he laughed cuz I was crying haven't talked in years and that's on him
      st0nks 25 apr
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    • Because not everyone is an anxiety ridden bitch
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    • Its called not being fucking retarded
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    • I usually just want to rip someone's head off when I get angry, not cry. Besides, lawyers are professionals, and while their arguments may get heated, they are really doing this for their job. They get so heated so they can win, not because they are emotionally invested.
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    • My problem is that I laugh when I’m very emotional. My dad screaming at us kids... me: *smiling and laughing*.. my dad: “YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?!”. Alternate is crying with a “ILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT”
      Solothil 26 apr
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    • Man I wanna cry when I get super fucking pissed off idk why
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    • i’m so afraid to be in the comments section rn because of the spoilers everywhere
      Birdmd 25 apr
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    • How do defense lawyers feel when they are defending someone they know is guilty
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    • UwU lawyer-Chan, don send me to prison *blushes and hides eyes*
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    • Because they aren't women
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    • Because they're arguing for someone else's issue, not they're own, so they're normally not emotional invested in issue.
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    • But your honor! He's a stupid head!
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    • They debate on logic vs argue about feelings
      iEspeon 26 apr
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    • I've really noticed a lot of them get close to crying lol it must be tough to be so solid at defending something and you might be wrong in the end.
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    • It's not common today, but way back in the years of pre 2016 election, people debated respectfully and maturely, I believe they called it "not being a little bitch and acting like an adult." The past is so mysterious.
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    • I come from an arguing family and not once have I seen anyone cry.
      Reichdeer 26 apr
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    • Its because debate is a logical activity.
      Reichdeer 26 apr
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    • Only the ones that resist become lawyers. The rest are fed to the lions at a local zoo for being such pussies
      4DR14N 26 apr
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    • Why tf do people cry/get emotional during an argument? Like wtf make your point and move on, don’t be a bitch.
      Baballerz 26 apr
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    • Because they aren’t emotionally invested. They really don’t give a shit about their clients. They are just a paycheck.
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    • When I get angry I shake super fucking hard like I'm having a seizure. I refuse to be one of those guys that throws or breaks shit, so my body has massive convulsions while I sit there sulking in seething rage
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    • Who cries when they argue
      swims29 25 apr
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    • Crying makes you look weak and it’s a turn off for me
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    • If you cry during an argument, then you're a little bitch
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    • Because they argue with logic and not emotions
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    • imagine crying during an argument
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    • If you show emotion you lose
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    • I mean I've cried while arguing before but just last Wednesday I had the biggest work fight of my life and I wasn't near crying. I was alive and on point. It resulted in my firing on Friday. I'm not usually that intense but they got to see another side of me that day. Their fault, not mine.
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    • Their wolf fell in lava when they were 12. Anything else is minute in comparison
      TipTop 25 apr
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    • Yeah I'm sure some fucking loser on tumblr is a lawyer
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    • You know its true when they declare they are a lawyer
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    • The only good lawyer is a dead one.
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    • This is why women don't usually make good lawyers. Its impossible to argue with a woman without them getting personally offended and emotional.
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    • During football like a couple years ago when I was a little kid. I was (and still am) super small and skinny. So when I would get hit a bunch of times I would get really fucking pissed and would start to cry and hiccup and shit. I was always scared it made me look like a bitch
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    • I have trouble conceptualizing real professionals on this app or Tumblr, it's like nah we do too much dumb shit for y'all to be here
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    • 4 damn Tumblr memes in a row? Jesus fucking Christ screw iNigga this is iTumblr
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    • You're the dude that always cries brah
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    • Because lawyers argue using logic, not emotions
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    • Because they’re not personal attacks to each other
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    • When I get very angry I throw up.
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    • If you start crying in an argument, you’ve immediately lost
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    • "...and in the process, they destroyed his mint condition, 1957 turquoise Chevrolet convertible..."
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    • When I get angry, I don’t scream or flip out. I cry. I’m a guy, and everyone else thinks I’m a bitch because I keep all of my inner rage pent up and when I release it; I just cry.
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    • 2nd guy sounds like shaggy
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    • Professionals have standards
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    • Yeah right a lawyer on tumblr
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    • They leave their inner Democrat at home
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    • My body doesn't handle adrenaline very well so when I get angry my voice gets shaky and i pace a lot
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    • Lawyer gfs will always rape you in court
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    • I'm a salesman and I have negotiations that get really emotional. It's pretty simple not to cry when you realize none of it is personal.
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    • If I ever find out that my lawyer has a tumblr, they’re instantly fired.
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    • Not if you don't have emotions...
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    • Crying isn't a neccesity. There's much better ways to deal with problems
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    • Because they're not pussies
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    • I'm not crying. It's just tear-shaped frustration.
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    • This is a lie because tumblr users are all unemployed basement dwellers
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    • I haven’t cried in like a decade. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with crying, but I just feel like I could use my time towards solving the issue
      DualLingo 25 apr
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    • Who the fuck cries when they argue
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    • It’s not personal. It’s business.
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    • ENDGAME SPOILER DOWN BELOWN
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    • No one on Tumblr is a lawyer.
      Drunken 25 apr
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    • [picture comment: source: dude trust me] haha i am funny lawyers or literally any anyone with any sort of life experience are not real and could never use the internegt,
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    • By not being a bitch
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    • Fake
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    • I just had to do my first oral argument. The judges grilled me hard as fuck. I never felt like crying though.
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    • Source: Dude Trust Me
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    • Why would you cry during an argument if you're the kind of guy too stupid to ever lose?
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