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    • Sex is stored in the balls
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    • I'm sad
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    • Adam and Eves marriage was done by God. Eve was LITERALLY MADE OUT A PART OF ADAM! Marriage certificates are a construct of man. Marriage is a covenant between you and another person, and even if you disagree, with God.
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    • Adam and Eve were literally married in the presence of God. Read the Bible cumbrains.
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    • Lol that reply tho, Adam & Eve were married, Eve was literally made for Adam. The Bible states clearly the words "husband" & "wife". Just leaving that here, not looking for arguments.
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    • It's not pre marital sex if you never get married
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    • B1G_H0SS a month
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    • They were married by God.
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    • Marriage certificates were created by the government to profit off of marriage
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    • Genesis 1:27-28. God Himself blessed Adam and Eve, therefore creating the first marriage, before He commanded them to be fertile and multiply.
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    • Studies prove that waiting until marriage actually increased the quality of marriage by 80% (happiness and satisfaction of both partners), and you’re less likely to result in divorce. Who wouldn’t want to be twice as happy for longer? That’s a smart move.
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    • Marriage certificates were created by the government to get more money
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    • Marriage certificates were created by the government for tax
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    • A marriage certificate is something that is created by governments, so you can prove to them you’re married. As there was no government, and the covenant was made with God (which is what marriage is), no certificate or anything else was needed. This is a stupid argument.
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    • Honestly who gives a singular fuck what other people are doing in their sex lives? Let straight people fuck before marriage, let gay people fuck in general, who fucking cares? If you care that much about other people having sex maybe you should care about other shit like idk the plastic in ouroceans
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    • Genesis 3:6 but that's none of my business
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    • Back then marriage wasn't apiece of paper. It was a commitment. Something today's people don't know anything about
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    • Any other Christian brothers also waiting for marriage?
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    • God was there himself at certify it. Marriage isn’t a piece of paper, it’s a declaration in front of God, friends, and family.
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    • It’s like you guys didn’t read the Bible at all or know anything about the story. They were married by God in the garden and literally made for eachother as companions and helpmeets. Just because it’s not a $50,000 wedding with hundreds of guests and God officiating in a tuxedo... damn guys.
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    • If you don’t believe in sex before marriage, that’s you. Don’t force your beliefs on other people. That’s how wars started in the past.
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    • Genesis 2:23-24 KJV 23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. 24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
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    • The Bible clearly states Adam was Eve’s husband in Genesis 3:6, where it says “So she took some of its fruit and ate it; and she also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it.”
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    • Certificates are about legalization which is government based. A covenant is between a man, a woman, and God. That's the important part. That's what's sacred. The government can piss off with their damn marriage certificate and take their taxes to boot.
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    • Can’t we just let two consenting adults have sex? It’s no one else’s business.
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    • god literally told Adam "this is your wife, Eve." fuck a certificate
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    • Marriage certificate? Oh you mean that thing that says that government needs to be involved in affairs of religion?
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    • Marriage is usually done in the house of the Lord! Adam and Eve were married by God himself! Marriage Certificates are issued by a state as a way to profit from your "Love".
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    • Imagine thinking that the government should have any involvement in an institution that should wholly be under the Church
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    • Sex itself is the bond of marriage. The two become one flesh. Any additional flesh bonding after the initial person you did it with is adultery
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    • Eve was made for Adam so he would not be alone on the earth she was made to be married to him
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    • Dude: "I have condoms!" His gf: "I consent!" Both: "This will be a fun an intimate experience that will bring us closer together" Some asshat: "You should be ashamed of your perverted actions. Repent or burn in hell"
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    • If you think about it, the thing we call marriage today is based off of the government. Think about it. You have to get a license/certificate for marriage, have witness there, and pay all these expenses to finalize it
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    • Pathetic that you think a piece of paper is what makes a marriage real.
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    • We'll see what the CEO of sex has to say about that
      Qabeur a month
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    • Adam and eves marriage certificate was because they were literally created for each other. The whole marriage certificate and all that shit was created by the government
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    • Sex is your own personal business between whoever or whatever you want to share the moment with.
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    • Sex was created by evolution for the survival of our species.
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    • Sex is for reproduction. Marriage is just a societal construct
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    • Stupid fucks. What she's saying is Biblically correct. The Bible wasn't even put together is their lifetimes. Besides, God specifically TOLD them to go and reproduce. So, if anyone's gonna say it's ok to have sex...who more worthy than God?
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    • Their “marriage certificate” if you’d like to see it is in the Bible. But no one reads the words of God that has been translated to its best possible state so that we may all understand it and reach heaven and have a relationship with our Creator so I guess you’ll never know.
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    • To clarify: to be married on the eyes of God, a man and a woman must love each other, and move in together. When they have sex their marriage is then solidified. Before the church even existed Joseph was married to Mary when God told him to take her in. A bf and gf can live together and have sex
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    • Only thing funnier than christians applying their morality to non-christians is non-christians thinking they know more about what God says about <blank>.
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    • My favorite sex position is abstinence 🤠
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    • Cumbrains and whores will like this post
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    • So Bill wants proof of a document that wasnt invented for thousands of years to prove a marriage that occurred and has other historical documentation. Nice try dude but u r just being over the top scientist
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    • Sex is okay and all, but have you all tried crusted mac and cheese ?
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    • Im pretty sure they receive some kind of blessing by God in the Bible which is basically marriage
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    • Bitch prolly the type to post about religion n preach Christian high horse morals but then prolly eats dicc at night like the way you eat Bush’s Baked noons after not having Bush’s Baked noons in a while and you’re really hungry bc u haven’t eaten all day
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    • Religion make me want die
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    • Marriage is a covenant between man, woman, and God. No certificate needed. We made certificates because humans try to lawyer their way out of their inequity, transgressions, and sins.
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    • Look up poverty stats of people and kids and tell me marriage is a bad thing. Kids with both parents in the home, who are also married, have the highest chance of having successful marriages, and staying out of poverty. The more sexual partners before marriage, the less chance of staying married.
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    • That's the dumbest argument for two reasons. Marriage was a thing long before the government became involved in it. And paper wasn't invented yet.
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    • I'm actually going to propose to my girlfriend soon 😀
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    • God created Eve as his wife. They were always married
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    • If you don't know crap about the bible, don't share crap like this. Adam and Eve, by biblical definition, were married ya bunch of dummies
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    • I agree. Sex should be something special between a husband and a wife. Hate if you want to. Idc🙂
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    • GUYS............... sex make peepee feel GOOD
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    • Sex was made for love not lust is what god meant. Sex is sacred and should only be performed if the love is true. Lust is a sin, love is not.
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    • Is it gay to have sex with a girl that’s not a virgin? Like other penises have been in there and it’s like indirect docking
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    • Marriage is nothing more than a piece of paper. Paper doesn’t define commitment.
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    • Because marriage certificates only exist legally and are not necessary in a religious context.
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    • Just playing devils (God’s?) advocate but since he created them for each other I would assume he also made them married. But even so, it wasn’t a sin until she ate the forbidden fruit so his whole “show me the certificate” argument doesn’t really hold up...
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    • Because they were quite literally a match made in heaven. After a marriage officiated by god, a mortal marriage is rendered meaningless and insignificant, that being said, I don’t care who people fuck, as long as it ain’t me, animals, kids, their relatives, my relatives or without consent
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    • Adam and Eve were married by nature as God created the institution of marriage after fashioning her from Adam’s rib
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    • A marriage certificate is for the government not God
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    • Sex is an inside job
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    • Adam and Eve were literally joined by God himself. Marriage is actually the most genius contract ever ensuring safety financially and sexually
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    • Sex was created by multicellular organisms. The goal is to pass genetic material and to succeed as a species. Most human just believe that having multiple partners is inhumane for society because they have a feeling that humans are better than animals.
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    • Adam and Eve didn’t need a certificate, God put them together especially for each other
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    • Marriage is not about a piece of paper.
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    • You do realize there was marriage before there was marriage certificates right?
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    • Imagine believing that we are beyond the organism complex and that our own act of reproduction is so sacred that it is ordained by a being high up to not do it unless some piece of paper is handed to said couple allowing it.
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    • Technically if you have sex then you were married in the eyes of God. There was nothing regarding the human legal system because He is the legal system.
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    • Depression is stored in the balls
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    • When you are the only two on the face of the earth, monogamy is pretty well understood.
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    • What happens between man and sheep stays in the fields
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    • God created incest so can we really be mad at Alabama?
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    • Where is the CEO of sex?!?!
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    • Reminder premarital sex is always immoral and if you do it you are required to marry them or you are adulterers.
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    • Wouldn't want to wait til marriage just to find out that your new partner for life has horrible sexual chemistry with you. Being incompatible in bed is a thing too.
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    • Speaking of sex
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    • I never understood how people want to be heard so bad, that they will post about a subject they know nothing about. Adam and Eve were one flesh under god. He said it’s not good for man to be alone so he gave man a woman. Yes they were married dip whits
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    • Marriage is defined by the culture not a piece of paper unless that’s the culture. You’re married before you go to the courthouse and get your marriage certificate.
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    • Kristin is the type of girl who is a virgin before marriage but take it in the ass...
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    • So you telling me dogs are out her getting married n shit before throwing it back
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    • Adam and Eve were married by God. The certificate is a way the government can keep track of you and steal your Netflix passwords
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    • Show me proof God exists
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    • People that care so much about religion just scare me tbh, like just mind your own business lol
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    • I'm an old time Christan, and I don't care about premarital sex. If you wanna have sex, have sex!
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    • She’s probably one of those people who think that “anal” doesn’t count.”
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