• Sex is cool and all, but have you ever
gone to a party and had the owner's cat
choose YOU as his sleeping spot?
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    • Yes I get lots of pussy
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    • Fleeting is the glory of the cooch, forever is the bond of man and animal,
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    • Literally 2 memes ago
      Golden89 22 jul
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    • Star chooses my mom as his cushion
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    • If you agree this is indeed the only pussy you will ever get
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    • Long story short, went to crash my enemy’s Christmas party with my boyfriend and our friends and I got there and I was drunk and I decided not to cause mayhem because her cat Banana wanted to sleep on my lap. I love Banana. Still have pics from it
      AIDSpool 22 jul
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    • That's all the pussy you'll ever be getting, nerd!
      PorkSword 22 jul
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    • That looks exactly like my cat
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    • Hey man I noticed your wrist if you need to talk I’m here
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    • Fritzor 22 jul
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    • But now you can’t move
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    • Idk man groundscoring coke is nice too
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    • Little do y’all know the OP wrist were not from self harm but are in fact what remains from the OP checking to see if he was made of cake
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    • Yes, it’s wonderful
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    • i was at a get together with a bunch of friends, and there was a dog there. apparently he was the shyest little guy around. we went and smoked and came back in to play some video games in the basement, and that little dude, who is scared of the basement followed me right down there and sat next to
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    • We all gonna ignore that this dude or chic cuts herself?
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    • I had that happen to me a couple months ago when I went for a movie night with the guys. Pro: there were two cats that chose me, con: it was raining and they were both fucking wet.
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    • Good luck standing up
      Mrnoob467 22 jul
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    • And then the owner or someone else picks it up and takes it
      dat1boi2 23 jul
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    • Imagine getting invited to parties
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    • Every time. But I’m an irl Disney Princess
      doglette 23 jul
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    • By law, you cannot move
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    • GOTTEM!!
      LordChang 23 jul
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    • No, but his wife did 👁👅👁
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    • Making friends with new animals is the best.
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    • Yes because I'm fat and make a lot of body heat
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    • Oh no he really did it to us
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    • The 👌
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    • Minecraft Fact: When a cat sits on top of a chest (which they tend to do on purpose) you can’t open the chest until the cat gets off.
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    • There's a huge ass scratch on his arm bruh
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    • It is always an honor.
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    • No
      Taelor 23 jul
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    • Hey played mark
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    • I get my hair cut at this ladies house and she has a small dog and a cat and both of them try to sit in my lap when I’m there. I am god.
      KaiSatou 22 jul
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    • Got em
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    • But did you ever HAVE sex?
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    • Their hand position-
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    • One of my friends always hosts parties, he's got a few cats that hang out there when we party. Everyone else usually drunkenly sleep at like 3 so I'll usually just stay up until 6 then leave. My fav thing to do in this 3 hours is toke up and start putting snap story updates about 1/
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    • He got all of us with the 👌
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    • No cuz I’m allergic
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    • Have I ever seen a cat? Nope
      jefe 22 jul
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    • she has cuts on her wrist
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    • KITTY!!
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    • Have you ever had the owners DYING cat choose you? While she is laying on you she has multiple seizures and you desperately want to do ANYTHING to help but there isn't anything you can do?
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    • I have never been to a party that wasn't like a middle school parent-monitored party
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    • Second part that cat that chooses you is actually an asshole that hates EVERYONE expect you apperently
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    • I fucking hate cats! If it was a doggo I'm all about it.
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    • Imagine having a cut mark in ure wrist E M O
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    • You cut to? Nice
      Mayln 23 jul
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    • No because I’m deathly allergic
      BADMAN9 22 jul
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    • Says the emo
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    • Never been to a party
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    • Only pussy your lame ass is getting hahaha
      I_x_I 26 jul
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    • This is cool and all but have y'all ever had the owner choose you as their sleeping spot?
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    • honestly thought it was me for a sec i have the same scar (same dimensions) in the same spot
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    • Loser
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    • Not only that, I had the cat sleeping on my lap, then the dog got jealous and rested his head on top of the cat
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    • No, again
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    • If I went to party ._.
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    • Bold of you to assume I go to parties
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    • No I’m allergic to cats
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    • The funny thing is cats love me even tho i hate them because im allergic and shit but they seem to want to fucking cling to me all the fucking time
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    • Did it take anybody else a minute to just star at the cat
      hakijoo 25 jul
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    • I've gone to a broad's house and sat her "cat" on my lap.. Does that count?
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    • So we just gonna ignore the fact he ok handed us
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    • Yes
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    • Anyone notice his arm ? Hey buddy you okay?
      MrsH 25 jul
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    • Well yeah if you're a person who sits the whole damn time of course the pets are going to cuddle you
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    • And apparently marks you as well
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    • The game
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    • Don’t lie, I see that scratch on your arm xD you picked up the kitty and made it sit on you, didn’t you 👀
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    • This was the meme before this https://ifunny.co/fun/uPnk7a3q7
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    • The cat didn't choose you! We can see right there on your arm that it put up a fight 2 minutes ago 😂
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    • Bruh that literally looks like my cat. My fuckin cat was stolen for this meme
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    • My cat sleeps with me. He thinks I'm sexy
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    • I had a really hot girl use me as a sleeping spot at a party. At first I thought she liked me, but she was drunk as fuck and ended up vomiting all over me when she woke up. Then she blamed me for molesting her. WTF
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    • I went to go hang out with my friends and their cat immediately nuzzled against me and gave me kisses. I felt like the chosen one
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    • The guy in the pic looks like he would be hot
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    • I actually have and the cat got mad whenever I touched him but he also got mad whenever I got up
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    • Yeah YOU 😂😂😂
      Prefix 24 jul
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    • Oh yes
      kuerto 24 jul
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    • Emo scar
      Peewee239 24 jul
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    • Yes. That was the night I found out I was allergic to cats and went to the ER
      Slikick 24 jul
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    • Its even better when ur allergic to cats and everyone there knows ur allergic
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    • That's cool and all, but man, that cut on their left arm has me concerned. Is OP okay?
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    • Never had sex, never been to a party. No pussy on both fronts
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    • Dogs r better
      Doneee4 24 jul
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    • Went to a party and the owners kitten hid on the only sober persons lap
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    • Literally last night, the cat was just chilling with me, it was mad cute
      packs 24 jul
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    • Yes as a child I would go places with adults and be the only child. Then a big chonky lap pillow would plant themselves on me. The owners would exclaim “my cat doesn’t like anybody and look they are all over her.” I am pretty sure they still didn’t like people and knew I was allergic to them.
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    • .
      Fyne343 24 jul
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    • Hmmmm sex or cat sex or cat sex
      Fyne343 24 jul
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    • Got em
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    • You fools, you just happened to sit in the cats spot in the house.
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    • Never had sex and never had some else’s cat sleep on me 😢
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    • It's because you're the fattest
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    • I miss my cat
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