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Just washed my cow, tell her she's cute
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    • There’s nothing wrong with eating meat, but telling someone you want to eat their pet makes you an asshole.
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    • That cow is fucking ADORABLE. Also, I'm pretty sure that isn't beef cattle
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    • Jr1102 8 aug
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    • People need to learn that not all types of cows are eaten...
      Dizco2 8 aug
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    • People who talk about cooking literally every animal they see are as bad as vegans who post on every picture of burgers, two sides of the same coin
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    • Shes cute
      KyKy 8 aug
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    • Some people are rlly obsessed with the idea of eating other people's pets-
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    • Cows are cute
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    • Why would you want us to tell your mom that she's cute?
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    • She tasty, looking like a snack 😋
      Yatsuto 8 aug
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    • Rorschach Cow Rorschach Cow
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    • We have 18 cows 9 adults 9 bebes and even though it’s not a lot they sure cute and fun to be around
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    • Pygmy cows are more like dogs than actual cows
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    • Very pretty. She looks a bit on the skinny side to eat but you can just fatten her up more
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    • Burger King Myers
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    • No, no I don’t think I will.
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    • Look, grow up on a farm and you learn to appreciate, love, and respect animals in life, and then you butcher and eat them and you appreciate, love, and respect them in death. Win win.
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    • She’s cute
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    • She is very very cute.
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    • Cussy got me actin strange 😳
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    • I once was friends with benefits with a farm girl, they really whole ass be treating calves like their own little puppies for a year or 2 then prep that fucker as a steak and be happy
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    • Shes so cute
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    • Just had to put down my dog today after 12 years :(
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    • Man people really be having anything as a pet
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    • Sure. I don’t mind a pet cow. I’ll still eat it’s long distant cousins but hey i don’t care if a mountain lion eats someone i don’t care or know about
      De_gato 8 aug
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    • What the hell kind of tub is big enough for a cow
      dandjman 8 aug
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    • Washed in Mountain Dew.
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    • That's no way to talk to your wife
      BDVince 9 aug
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    • Give me a minute I'll post a picture of my steer
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    • I’ll eat it
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    • Drizsli 9 aug
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    • Ayy bruh, why you have my moms baby pictures?
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    • Fuck you
      amdawg99 8 aug
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    • God
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    • Mmm beef
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    • :(
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    • Washing the wife
      razr21 8 aug
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    • A stew
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    • Steak
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    • What kind of meat you taking about😏😏😏😏😏😏
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    • Phexal 8 aug
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    • I want to eat steak in front of it
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    • That’s a cute burger
      Fritzor 8 aug
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    • Wow, animal = meat. What an original joke that’s never graced a persons ears before!
      MK_Storm 9 aug
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    • WOW A COW IS NOT A MEAL
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    • Meat is murder, 🥩 = 💀, save animals
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    • I fuckin love cows
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    • Cute
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    • Yumm- I mean cute
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    • I wa ant to fuck it
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    • She looks good enough to eat.
      kingD10 11 aug
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    • Its nice that you are helping your mom take a bath.
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    • Till it poops in the tub
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    • Dont play with your food.
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    • By owning a cow you can claim to be agricultural and pay less on your taxes.
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    • She looks good... enough to eat
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    • I can’t wait to eat that ugly fuck
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    • Who is she? Shes cute :)
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    • epsilon11 11 aug
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    • Cute as hell
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    • Ugly ass cow
      Bruih 11 aug
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    • Can someone please cook him or her to medium rare perfection? XD Don't worry it's just a joke
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    • Good cow
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    • When cows get in water they automatically start shiting
      Raredream 11 aug
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    • That cow is cute
      Raredream 11 aug
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    • Imagine eating a cows poop and then recording it for porn hub
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    • Regardless, it COULD be dinner.
      beeiiitch 11 aug
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    • That's a no eating cow, that's a hugging cow
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    • she is
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    • i hope that rancher cracked their fucken tub lmao ....
      6Grim 11 aug
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    • That person obsessed with eating his meat
      williamh 11 aug
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    • Seriously y’all need to fuck off with this shit. People are allowed to have pets they don’t eat... well maybe except in china
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    • Except I'm not kilIing the cow
      _Poggers 10 aug
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    • Be cuter between two buns or a bit of A1
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    • This doesn't look like a beef cow. Please, know your cows people.
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    • Chick fil a want to know your location
      JayC_23 10 aug
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    • look like a stack
      wrxlover 10 aug
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    • your wife is pretty
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    • Fat cow
      Kek_900 10 aug
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    • The tastiest of burgers
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    • Yall love making these jokes until someone wants to eat a horse or a dog.
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    • Finally your mom bathed.
      Kinaku 10 aug
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    • Okay. So like. I love beef, but that shit is adorable
      Pattyface 10 aug
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    • Gotta admit that’s a cute fucking cow.
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    • This, but also fuck off.
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    • Grass puppy
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    • It's a Holstein. Mainly for milk production. And I literally only saw the calf, and didn't read the caption at the bottom. I've had calves in my house before, as I am a rancher myself
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    • Trust me, you dont wanna eat that cow. That would be the worst tasting steak of your life.
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