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    • "Sell a man oregano, have a customer for a day. Sell a man heroin, have a customer for life." -Mahatma Gandhi
      SenorMcRibb 4 apr 2015
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    • sell them angel dust instead. go big or go home.
      Thighi 4 apr 2015
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    • My brother sold a middle schooler a pound of aregano spices for 60$ and the next day the kid came to our house and asked for more
      Duganman98 4 apr 2015
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    • You better watch out, parsley is a gateway herb
      SiqDoge_2016 15 nov 2015
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    • This dude at my school literally grabbed grass from the ground during pe and sold it to some freshman
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    • Glad to see young people sparking an interest in the culinary field. 😁
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    • if somebody can't tell the difference between weed and parsley flakes they probably shouldn't even be smoking lol
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    • Judge "can you explain to me why you were selling drugs?" Me- "it's not drugs. We just go to cooking class together."
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    • You can't sell straight up parsley flakes, they smell like Italian food but I suggest is dried spinach or dry chopped grass for more of a kush feel
      ThenoonerAmoung 4 apr 2015
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    • 3 bottles for $200?
      zLarryx_2016 16 dec 2015
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    • Which freshmen have perfect bills like that. Looks like they came straight from the bank.
      greysonder_2016 8 nov 2015
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    • I once sold a freshman parsley flakes and I actually told him it was parsley flakes but I said it with a wink so he would think it was code for weed and he acually winked back and bought it.
      ChurchofFSM_2016 16 aug 2016
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    • This is fake.. No Freshmen knows how to save that much cash
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    • Good idea. And if you get caught you don't get in trouble.
      me_too_thanks 4 apr 2015
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    • Just so you know, most states have added statutes to their drug laws to include fake products. If you are selling a normal spice and pretending it's some illegal drug, it's a felony. Like so people don't fuck their entire lives over because of an IFunny post.
      Error1337 5 apr 2015
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    • Do it to the ones who are 1.white, and 2. Wear glasses or hang with people who wear glasses otherwise someone's gonna kill you lol
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    • What if the freshman just wanted to bake a nice tasting lasagna😶
      siERROR_404_2014 30 may 2015
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    • I did this when I was a senior in highschool, all the freshman bought from me cause I gave them so much for so cheap. When they found out they told the school, I told them that I just didn't want them to smoke week and was teaching them a lesson. The principal gave a an award.
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    • all the freshman at my school know their shit which worries me
      Pompus_2017 4 apr 2015
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    • Mix flour, baking soda, and powdered sugar for coccain
      ThenoonerAmoung 4 apr 2015
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    • its funny cause there are kids somewhere smoking these parsely flakes and like "do you feel it yet?"..."yeah man we're getting high!"
      Witchez 7 jul 2015
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    • Always smell your weed before you buy it. - Barack Obama
      leosmauiwowie 4 apr 2015
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    • Sadly I can't do this shit at my school freshmen's know what's bud and what's not you gonna have to go to those non ghetto schools to do this
      oxycodonx_2016 4 apr 2015
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    • My teacher told us that she was subbing and a kid pretended to yawn and pass some drugs rolled up to another kid. And she went over there and turned it in and it turned out to be crushed birth control.
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    • They only get you PARSELY high
      jcor83_2015 5 apr 2015
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    • I bet they are talking to their friends like dude it hasn't hit me yet I think I'm only parsley baked 😉
      Gabewynner_2013 5 apr 2015
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    • Are freshmen really this dumb at other high schools? I guess at preppy schools but at our middle school 6th graders sell and some 7th graders have been arrested for gun possession and freshmen show up high to school...
      Lomas2013 4 apr 2015
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    • Smoke parsley every day
      Beans_exe 5 apr 2015
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    • Middle schoolers be like - "yo I just took a hit of this e-cig I'm fucking gone."
      KZee_2015 5 apr 2015
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    • Freshman: dude im so stoned right now . mom walks in "are you guys cooking something "
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    • My brother did this in 8th grade... Got $40 for a bit of oregano. The guy came back and said he wanted more
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    • --highschool students please read- if a guy offers you pot that is ground up. Please do not buy it. 99% of the time it is laced with cocaine or angel dust or it is spice. And all will seriously fuck you up or kill you. If you smoke, only buy in bud form. Please
      Long_Dick 4 apr 2015
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    • Thanks for the idea
      HaveABlessedDay_2014 4 apr 2015
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    • Technically you can still get in legal trouble for selling fake drugs or something you say is a drug
      Taelend 18 oct 2015
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    • "So i snort this right?"
      octuu 5 apr 2015
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    • "Yo...my nigga *looks at kid* this shit right here nigga...this shit right here *points at parsley* is some new shit." *kid looking back in excitement*"what's it called" *guy looks at him* "It's gumanja" "is it loud?" "Nah...nigga it's that silent...one hit make you go deaf"
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    • Pft one time I sold a kid grass clippings. He smelled it and was like "bro that's dank as fuck" and it was so hard not to laugh.
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    • It's the gateway drug to marinara
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    • Theyll smoke it and act like theyre high
      CancerVideos 4 apr 2015
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    • Kid in my middle school got expelled for that 😂😂
      maugdawg 12 mar 2016
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    • As someone that has sold pot in the past, you must have just got the bills changed at the bank, or you faked this because those bills are way too clean.
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    • "Bro this shit is good" -first timer
      cheesemelon 5 apr 2015
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    • I use to do this in highschool when I didn't want to sell my good weed, but I would sell oregano with a little bit of weed in it to give the smell, I was making over 120 a week off freshman and middle schoolers😂😂
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    • Funny until you kill someone who is allergic to parsley
      jshmo_2013 23 aug 2015
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    • Whats sad is they'll smoke it and act totally stoned imagining the whole thing. Then go tell their friends all about it making it even more annoying
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    • "Dude I think I'm getting a high off it already!"
      L_D_B 5 apr 2015
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    • Sell the freshman rat poison and have a customer for around a couple hours
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    • 100% of them would pretend they were high
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    • "Bro yo ripped me off, that was a spice not weed!" "You need to give it enough thyme to take affect." "What?! You ruined my kickback!!" "I do feel parsley responsible...."
      jasondhuntoon 5 apr 2015
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    • I sold leaves from a pine tree grinded with oregano and sold it to a freshman and she came back the next day asking for more cause "it was so dank"
      theloud_2015 5 apr 2015
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    • I hope someone sells you a fake condom.
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    • i was a freshmen once but i was not a dumb freshmen
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    • A kid tried to get me to sell him weed for like a week. Like an 8 year old kid so I said okay be there in a few, I walked outside, grabbed a wad of grass off the bottom of my lawn mower, double wrapped it, then sold it to him, easiest 30$ I ever made
      MrTokington 8 apr 2015
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    • That moment you actually got high on Parsley flake. Puff, puff, pass n*gga
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    • "bro you high yet?" "yea bro this stuff hits good man"
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    • Freshman:"dude I'm so high" friend:"dude what's that smell? Is your mom cooking?"
      MrsJoeKing_2012 5 apr 2015
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    • --Highschoolers please read-- as a fellow stoner, if someone offers you pot in a ground up form please... Please.. Do not buy it. 90% of the time it is either laced with something along the lines of cocaine/angel dust/ or spice and will seriously fuck you up. Only buy it if it is in nugget form
      Long_Dick 4 apr 2015
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    • My friend sold a freshmen oregano and the kid literally thought he got high off of it
      SadSquidward_2016 30 jun 2016
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    • They just want the new 20 dollar bills
      Dupsko_2015 23 apr 2016
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    • This dude bouta get jumped
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    • My friend sold some freshman oregano and the dude came back to buy more. 😂
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    • You guys wanna know why this is horrible? You can fucking die from smoking straight oregano and/or parsley... you are literally attempting to kill freshman
      MemeLordIV 4 nov 2015
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    • j wonder how high they will act when they smoke it at a party
      Mookie5353_2015 6 apr 2015
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    • Am I the only one who kinda wants to try it just to raise some money cause college ain't no joke..
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    • That's sad that they can't tell the difference. They probably acted like they were high too.
      m33p 5 apr 2015
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    • This girl on my bus got sold green tea once. Smoked it in school and walked around saying she was high as fuck.. Pretty sure I died of laughter
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    • Those bills look way too crisp and clean to be from potheads. Let alone freshmen potheads.
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    • ---if you are in highschool please read-- If someone trys to sell you "marijuana" in a ground up form please do not buy it. 90% of the time it is laced with angel dust or cocaine and could seriously fuck you up. Only buy it if it is in a pure Nugget form.
      Long_Dick 4 apr 2015
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    • I smoked taco seasoning once I was like 10
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    • Did this my senior year. Paid my car insurance for a whole semester.
      DSP1995_2016 17 jun 2016
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    • Best part is that's not even illegal
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    • "Man this weed is the shit" some 14yr old freshman
      motocrossforlife 31 dec 2015
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    • Bruh parsley flakes and oregano = 100$ from 6 graders
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    • Watch them all walk around acting super high... Hey brah, I just smoked some fly oregano power
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    • If you ain't selling double stuff Oreos then I ain't buying!
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    • I wonder how many will think they're stoned.
      makrayons_2014 5 apr 2015
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    • you have to be retarded to buy that I would've known that shit was fake when I was in 6th grade
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    • Make sure they're not Italian...they'll know...
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    • Guess your a spice dealer now
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    • Then the freshman be acting like they high
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    • Officer- you can't sell weed. Me- I'm selling them parsley flakes they just need to BAKE!
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    • What if they knew what it was and made some bomb pizza when they got home.
      true_fails 4 apr 2015
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    • You little bitch they'll placebo it too lmaoooooo
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    • I was trying to figure out what freshman parsley was then I realized he was talking about freshmen as in high school newbies.
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    • Plot twist: the dude at the store accidentally sold you weed instead of parsley flakes
      jackn32_2016 12 sep 2016
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    • No. You just got all dem 20's from the bank, that's why they're perfect and not wrinkly
      JakeDobbs_2016 13 jan 2016
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    • Yup, some broke ass freshman, paid you in crisp 20's. Definitely didn't go to the bank.
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    • I should sell microwaves at a college
      fire10124 27 nov 2015
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    • Hey man that's a gateway spice! Next thing u know kids are gonna shoot up garlic powder
      SgtPapaNichols 3 nov 2015
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    • Wouldn't you be able to smell it?
      CartoonRaps_2015 25 apr 2015
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    • I smoked a blunt that tasted like a sausage patty today....
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    • You're not a buddy at all. You deserve snicklefritz and mites in all your bud. May you never have another lighter when you need one and all that you buy be stolen from you.
      hrw324 6 apr 2015
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    • Lol just sell parsley and say it's weed and if cops catch you say you were selling parsley XD
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    • A kid at my school actually tried smoking cooking spices he bought off someone and had a seizure, needed to go to the hospital immediately 😁
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    • Darwin is smiling in his grave
      haveuseen 5 apr 2015
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    • One kid in my school smoked six bowls of parsley thinking it was weed.
      Shazkamp_2017 5 apr 2015
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    • There was this sophomore about a month ago that was so high that he asked if he could buy weed from me. I told him that I don't smoke and he looks down and pointed at my lunch from an hour before. I sold him a piece of old lettuce for ten bucks hahaha
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    • This one time my friend sold this girl grass that he literally picked up and put in a bag on the way to her car and when she saw it she took a deep breath in and said, "Mmm that's good," handed him $20 and drove off.
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    • I sold some middle schoolers oregano , they still think it's weed and it's been like 4 months , they keep coming back
      Burritoislife 5 apr 2015
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    • "Guys I snorted weed to get so drunk" -Freshman
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